Monk mode activate 

They probably asked Castle too, and his rejection took 2 milliseconds.

No way that’s crazy bro

Fellas, should a man allow his 7 foot teammate to shave his head for him?

Alternatively fellas, should a man allow another man who’s much shorter than him to shave his head?

crashing out after losing to OKC 💔

honestly, good if that’s linked to it, hope they lock in ! if not, more power to the r/bald movement !

im starting to believe wemby is actually on par of psychopath-ness with jordan

look what you have done kg

Dudes shaving each other was not on my January 2026 checklist but oddly okay with it

They are going full Britney Spears after that loss to OKC.

It’s only one loss Wemby 

Shaolin Wemby is back!

Shai was right lmao it was their Super Bowl

these guys really hate okc man 😭😭❤️❤️❤️

They better not spiral out control like Brittany.

Reddit “ try not to make something either homoerotic or about anime” challenge (impossible)

Little bit of an overreaction seeing as how they’re 3-1 against the Thunder…but then again, am I an NBA player? What do I know?

In a lot of cultures you shave your head after a significant personal loss, not sweeping the season series vs the most bitter rival hits that mark for Wemby 

😭 are these guys okay

They wanna be Caruso so bad

Being young and having full head of hair again…

wemby loses once to sga and he shaves his head like hes the undertaker trying to get a rematch with triple h

Luscious locks Wemby is going to be a monster.

They’re doing the Sakuragi response tbh

Bro taking the loss hard

Starting to get the feeling the thing that you can exploit in wemby is him. Getting into him and making him unnerved has huge benefits. Other teams have to be taking notes. Dude got bodied up once, lost, and now is pulling a Britney Spears.

Dude, hell yeah. Some may think it’s goofy but it just shows that top tier vibes

Wemby income MVP campaign 

But like, why though lol

They better make it out the 1st round or the slander will be crazy

I swear I used to do this once a year and it was usually after a bad day, or if I just wanted to switch it up.

Turns out these guys are just young dudes riding their emotional waves. Respect.

Shaving your head is hella therapeutic

I cut my hair today!

Who would’ve thought that big meaty boy Kelton Johnson would be the one to steal wembys heart

They look like they are 13 year vets coming off the bench for the 2013 Mavs

Who would’ve thought that big meaty boy Kelton Johnson would be the one to steal Wendy’s heart

What will Wemby do if Chet plays better against him now that’s he’s bald?

Made these MFS bald their heads

What losing to okc does to a mfer

Keldon looks like one of those ppl that shouldn’t be bald

I feel like I’m 2% more of a wemby fan now lol. I love stuff like this. Jaylen Brown should shave his head next

Wemby saw Gobert then said bet

How did you connect this to OKC loss lol

Full metal jacketing intensifies

Wemby knows the secrets of the 36 Chambers.

Shit, he’d probably win a Mortal Kombat tournament too.

Wemby will be the face of the league after Lebron retires, he has that unhinged competitive spirit

Now thats concerning!

“Friends don’t let friends get friends haircuts”

RIP to Mike and Layne

It’s like they lost a hair vs hair match

That’s not all they took turns shaving…

It’s their balls. I was making a reference to their balls, yalls

Now I need Wemby to grow it out like the ‘fro Kareem had in The Game of Death.

I feel a 5x5 or quadruple double incoming

More…. MOOOORE!

This is like in college when I let my RA give me a mullet after I broke up with my girlfriend

Wemby has shaved his head a couple times before, but now it’s “because he lost to OKC”…

lol ok

Did Wemby take influence from the other French big fella?

What are they cookin

They got my boy Wemby looking like Derrick White 😭

What OKC perimeter defenders do to a MF

I have no words

They just trying to bait Jaylon Brown to do it too

Eight Diagram Pole Fighter shit! 

Man, it doesn’t do many favors for Keldon Johnson. Doesn’t look bad for wemby

its like caillou but with facial hair

Avatar state incoming

This reminds me of Dagestan camps for MMA when they have all their trainees shave their heads to not distract them

I, for one, really appreciate the amount of spite and overall hatred that Wemby has towards OKC/Chet. This has to be in direct response to losing to them and then struggling with that outcome lmao. Never change Wemby this is great

I’m surprised no one’s made a Slam Dunk reference

I like the Dalai Yama look, but really he should grow a giant 70s afro so he looks like he’s 7’10” in the paint.

Remember when they were rubbing eachothers thighs on the bench

They think they’re hanamichi

Shaved their heads in atonement. Yeah getting Sakuragi vibes, and of course it’s the team’s superstar and their emotional center.

Wemby needed to do something. His hairs been looking rough. Jokic needs to send his barber for next time

Can just imagine them backing out the newspaper on the floors taking turns shaving each other’s heads

That’s called fucking dedication, MJ could NEVER (already bald)