[Highlight] SGA closes his legs as Wemby towers passionately over him
bro what
SGA closes his legs as Wemby towers passionately over him
Poor Wemby, rejected.
Passionately!
Funniest part of all this is that the title is extremely accurate
“towers passionately” is extremely accurate?
OP is projecting
This will definitely feature in the WemGA fantic I’m writing on AO3.
NBA Yaoi took over my Twitter and is coming for my Reddit now smh
Where can I get updates on this??
Wemby knows board man gets paid
Board man gets laid
some players just show up like it’s any other job for the check. Wemby is passionate about ball. This is extremely accurate.
No, it isn’t lmao
Yall some nitpicking mfers
SGA closed his legs, Wemby stood over him and he’s playing with passion.
You know damn well that’s not what towers passionately means lol. Go tell your boss tomorrow you want to meet passionately with them and see if they’re thrilled with your passion for your work.
stop…zero reason to add passion to this. weird af
Least controversial r/nba title.
OP watching too much heated rivalry
Yeah idk as a guy I’m also instinctively closing my legs if I know someone’s about to crush my balls lol
Especially a guy with a foot that big
Cmon, it’s not a foot
But sure smells like a foot.
You know what they say about big feet.
Beef penus.
Ya that’s instinct. Protect the jewels is ingrained in our dna
I’m just glad he didn’t actually end up getting Wemby’s feet stuck
I get it’s reflex but it’s still so risky to see a dude that tall stepping near someone with closed knees like that, if his feet got stuck it’s an easy ankle or knee injury
Let’s see how r/nba reacts to this. I’m sure it will be fair and unbiased!
Yeah its possible it’s malicious from SGA, sure, but I’m pretty sure I close my legs there too as a giant moves closer to stomping on my junk.
Crush your balls…secure a rebound…same thing I guess?
i hear u but i also wouldn’t surprised to hear a whistle for a foul on me
THIGH-GATE!!! OPEN UP THE INVESTIGATION MR SILVER!!!
NATURAL GOOD GIRL BAD GIRL SHOOTING MOTION
I’m fully here for Thighgate, gonna take the OKC/Spurs rivalry to another level
Shai was a couple of cms away from stealing my username
if wemby crushed that family jewels😭
He tried to my username
Mr. President, a new Skims ad just hit /r/nba
idk if it was intentional. I wouldn’t want someones foot that close to my nuts. one step and its over for the SGA lineage.
Wemby coming for bloodlines
Elizabeth
Them young boys coming
Extraterrestrial lifeforms eradicating human civilisation checks out
This sub hates OKC so much they call SGA a dirty player for protecting his jewels 😭😂
HES SUPPOSED TO ASSUME POSITION FOR WEMBY SHUT THE FUCK UP
SGA has a kid already so his lineage wouldn’t be over but yeah every dude would instinctively protect their jewels.
sorry let me make this clear:
one step and it would motivate Wemby to hunt down and kill SGA’s already born child
Nobody is safe in today’s NBA. One win over Celtics and all over sudden there are packs of wolves outside of your house.
One step and it’s over for the SGA lineage.
“And I took that personally.” -SGA Sr.
does intentionality factor into the foul though? Intentional or not he clear impedes and trips wemby up.
Ares finna be an only child
Shai Eunuchs-Alexander
Not to mention Wemby’s feet are like a size 20 lol
Gotta prevent Presti from drafting the kid
Yeah but if you were thinking about that, wouldn’t you put your hands down to guard before anything else? 100% you would because that’s the most common reaction.
Doesn’t seem intentional but still seems like a foul. Most fouls are not intentional.
What if he wanted to hump the leg stick?
r/nba wants a guy laying down to have his nuts smashed by a 7’6 guy im crying
Seeing the reactions in this thread to a ma protecting his nuts is funny. Like obviously Wemby could’ve been hurt but legit was about to get his entire manhood stomped to death what would yall do 😭
you should have seen the live game thread
Yeah, man, I knew exactly what Shai was thinking in that moment. Wemby also laughed it off when Shai said something to him after.
they literally talked and shook heads immediately after fans jus need any leverage they can to bitch
I don’t even think he was thinking. Your body just reacts.
Isn’t it a foul? Intentional or not? Most fouls are not intentional.
People dont even understand what reflex means lmao everything is a purposeful narrative
we need the cockwatchers of r/nba to make a decisive call on the replay
Do you really need to add “passionately” on the title?😂😂
Yes
It really ties the title together, you know?
It’s provocative
Gets the people going
It’s why we came
Heated rivalry 2
2 heated 2 rivalry
Wemby about to smash his nuts
Wemby is about to take it out on Chet again lol
Do any of you here have testicles?
on this sub? Doubt it
More likely they haven’t dropped yet
clearly not. when it comes to Shai this place is so fucking weird.
with what some people are saying about these guys, yeah they got some balls lol
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
*Wemby’s
Judging by the reactions in the game thread I would say it’s the exact opposite. Calling SGA a dirty player now.
I personally would rather not have a 8 foot dude step on my balls
In some places you gotta pay for that
If you need your balls stepped on I got you, \(5 per step, \)10 per step includes degrading comments, $20 per includes spit rain.
Good prices, but can you shoot 3s at the same time?
Shoot them? Yes. Make them? Not so much. Extra \(1 per shot attempt, and an extra \)5 per made basket…you’re a warriors fan so I got to upcharge for the fact that made 3s excite you…it’s just business…sorry…
I mean, I understand. It’s a ball game after all.
r/nba extrapolating the most dramatic narrative from a replay playing at 1⁄8 real speed
i’m high and this made me wonder how many of my friends and i it would take to trip a giraffe
you guys can fight about the foul below me if you want
depends on if the giraffe knows you’re there or not I feel like. if not, even one would do, but if they know prob a lot more
A newborn baby giraffe could just be me
i feel like the giraffe would just be able to lift it’s feet while a human is holding it. i assume their legs are really strong
This is very unintentional. Could be a foul but also not a very easy one to spot in the moment. Non-issue.
I wouldn’t call it a non-issue, with the risk of injury for Wemby*, but calling it intentional when SGA could have very easily gotten stomped on with Wemby not looking where he was stepping is, again, another injury risk. There’s just a lot of carelessness in this whole play.
not surprising too me that most on r/nba don’t have any balls
The game thread has a meltdown about this? Lmao
Man that’s disgraceful. He really needs to keep those legs open and take it like a man next time.
Protecting his balls from a 240 pound man stepping on them - this being a dirty play better not take off as a narrative
Redditors hate SGA that much they’d justify it by willingly admitting they want Wemby to crush their balls
Okay come on guys. Flair and all, sure, but SGA 100% getting a foot to the balls if he doesn’t close his legs there
Protect the McNuggets is the most important thing
10⁄10 shitpost
It’s a foul at a minimum.
What do you mean at minimum? What’s the maximum? 2 fouls? 3? 4?
Death penalty
Flagrant
Bro what even is that title
Size 20 shoe almost stepping on his nuts btw
No need to post this? The tank cannot be going this poorly 😭
passionately???
Ngl i would probably do the same instinctively.
Ban him from the league for trying to MAIM and KILL the precious future face of the league smfh. Podz too.
im a generational OKC hater, and love and excuse to talk shit about SGA…but youre a clown if you think SGA should just spread eagle so Wemby can “passionately ” smash his jewels
Anyone saying this is anything but an instinctual self-protection response has never touched another human being.
What’s the point of this clip😭😭😭
Oh buddy certain other players would get absolutely zero benefit of the doubt for that…
The hate Bonner people have on this sub for the current and future MVP is hilarious, he’s stumbling all around SGAs Crown Jewels what the fuck do you think he’s gonna do?? Anybody would clinch there legs with a. 7’4 giraffe hovering over them
i thought i was in nbacircle jerk for a second.
Definitely a foul but I too would be snapping my legs shut in self defense if Treebeard is walking nearby my nuts.
im not an sga glazer by any means, but cmon guys… you try having 7’5 dude plant his size 20 shoe near your balls and NOT instinctively try to protect them.
Shai isn’t dirty. It’s instinct to protect yourself
that looks like muscle memory reaction from sga, i’ll do the same to protect my balls
Most these shit posters don’t have those though.
SGA is Canadian. He wouldn’t do something like that on purpose. He’s a good kid.
Wemby is genuinely terrorizing them
I bet SGA wanted to shoot free throws too.
Most be alot of women in this sub.
FYI you do not want anybody ESPECIALLY a 7’5 dude step on your private areas.
Definitely an instinct reaction and even tried catching him on the way down after he clipped his leg.
Draymond would have given him the alligator death roll.
This sub has the best post titles of the US sports subs.
I dislike SGA, but this is not it, my friends.
I fully understand the man’s instinct to protect his balls against a literal giant’s foot.
Literally closed his legs the moment wemby went for the ball. LMAO dirty shit.
No reason for your to pin his leg with your knees unless you’re trying to be dirty
is the “passionately” necessary? 😂
WHAT is this title bro 😭
don’t say passionately bro
Listen, I understand it was probably a reflex for SGA, that doesn’t make it any less of a foul or dangerous. The fact that this leads to free throws for Chet is just ridiculous lmfao
French Canada or French? Pick your poison
When did Shai ever do anything dirty before?
I’m gonna give Shai the benefit of the doubt, I don’t think that was intentional
Love the title lol
winbanana is not that sophisticated falling down :/
We still talking about basketball?
All timer right here
minus aura points for winbanana being on the floor. Unsophisticated.
Basketball version of Heated Rivalry incoming
MUST PROTECT GILGEOUS AND MUST PROTECT ALEXANDER
Pause
SGA looks traumatized
What fucking sub am I in again?
sga ain’t protecting shit we’ve all seen the skims ad
Kill Wemby 🔪
Extremely dangerous play by Shai, he should know better than to trip a guy with glass bones, styrofoam muscles, and paper skin.
Not a foul btw
Bitchass
Most unethical MVP. Freethrow merchant
Oh jeez
wtf are the titles to these highlight clips? Y’all gotta get a grip
I didn’t think it was dirty initially but idk now you got me second guessing
Y’all really think this man is gonna step on his balls? I’m then guessing you would do the same no?
Go on
This sub… 🤦
It’s almost like he’s protecting his balls from a LITERAL giant.
Dirty ass team lol
God I love basketball
This sub isn’t real anymore lmao
These thread titles outta pocket now. Lol.
this was upgraded to a flagrant, right?
SGA meat riders gonna say he was just trying to protect his nuts, what a load of BS. I know yall saw that damn skims ad
Looks bad, doubt it was intentional
This sub would have an absolute meltdown if Draymond did this.
There were real people in the game thread saying “I’ll never look at SGA the same again” 😭
“Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.”
I’m distracted by Chet being such a pussy
A+ title
Idk how long a foot is for the Yanks.
But Wemby’s def twice that
Look at that size
Flagrant 2. That could seriously injure.
That trying not to kicked/balls stepped on
NSFW with that title damn
what is wrong with you people
Master jibater
I know I’m a SGA hater sometimes and I’m really not trying to be here, in what world is it protecting his nuts to keep Wembys foot under his legs?
Unethical! Sucks to be an okc fan!
Then mf are dirty
r/nba sound like it’d yell at a dude for “manspreading” on the bench.
We just need OP to have a life sized Wemby poster passionately oversseing him shower
Passionately o_O
Ig French aint that sexy at all
you GOTTA do a Draymond stomp there
NBACJ is leaking again
I can see it being a foul but it’s obviously not intentional or dirty
That is a reflex dude. Everbody would do the same thing.