[Highlight] Julius Randle starts rubbing his hands together while looking Wemby up and down
“I could lock his ass up”
*cock
Outjerked again god damnit
Send da grapefruit.
Hell nawl
Hell nawl. Can’t juice this.
I have been out jerked
“I could cock his ass up”
“I could lock cock ass up”
“I could lock his cock up”
Always these Bay Area Fans tryna find a new bae in places you least expect to…
VW4L
https://media.tenor.com/GzfGa4a-b6IAAAAC/glen-davis-lick-lips.gif
I respect the wolves resolve to win down the stretch. Wemby is a monster that is not an easy feat to come back after down 16.
*19
A Heated Rivalry
finally my wife would watch nba
And did!
I took him to the back alley, and I TORE HIS ASS APART
ASIP in the building!
Me whenever Taylor Rooks shows up on my TV screen:
Real
*Malika Andrews
Respectfully, Taylor Rooks clears
To be clear I think they’re both beautiful but it’s Malika all the way for me.
Malika is cuter but Taylor Rooks is hotter
Rooks cuter and hotter. Leads Malika in advanced metrics too
Malika def cuter, rooks advantage on everything else but cmon. She’s adorable
Fuck you for making me agree with a Celtics fan
Fanbase Flagrant 2: you are suspended from wearing any Laker gear and communication with the Laker fan base with an additional 1 day suspension.
Now go reflect on this mistake and let’s not let it happen again. We need you out there, hopefully we all have learned something from this poor lack of judgement.
I don’t want to talk to most other Laker fans.
I don’t blame you
“What about agreeing with a fellow gooner?”
“Aye. I could goon to that.”
Definitely passes the eye test
Malika is a better floor general, she plays the game the right way.
Ethical attraction
You know ball
Bugging
Ashley ShahAhmadi
All the rubbing
Lebron James for me
Male Cougars may be in our area
Steve Nash in shambles
It would be Kirsten Watson of the Dodgers for me.
She belongs to me so don’t let me catch you in public.
Even her nose is thick, like damn
Her appearance is a bit overhyped, in my opinion.
I feel like this should be a bannable offense
Says the Portlander
She doesn’t have blue hair, he no likey.
Mods arrest this man
Heated Rivalry NBA edition
Beat me too it 🤣
I would beat to it too
To be honest, it is better when my girl reads a BL novel. At least she is not increasing her expectation. Competing with a straight booktok protagonist is not a battle any guy could win
#meat’s back on the menu boys
He cooked on both ends after this as well. Bbq chicken.
Reminds me of when Embiid did thesign of the cross when he first met Wemby. That was the day Joel dropped 70. Some guys just light up at the challenge. Randle’s a dog.
He actually do have some meat on him this year
Warming up for the meat off
Always makes ya wonder, they didn’t have menus in Middle Earth
My understanding is that this story is a retelling, even in-universe. The storyteller knows what a menu is, and is ad-libbing dialogue for the orc that’s undoubtedly more intelligible than what was actually said that day.
“What about his stocks? He don’t need them.”
This is ectoplasm , a ghost came by
Do any of these ghosts ever bust out of the wall with a huge cumshot
Fat load of cum, then.
it’s an adult game, julius randle can say whatever the HELL he wants
The Kool-Aid man just burst through the wall, but he’s all off-white inside.
Key word: came
😑😑I like you and I want you, we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours.
The choice is yaws
More important than food, more important than drinking some water.
booty warrior
“I likes ya and I wants ya.”
Oh okay, I see you choosing the hard way..
Not a Chris Handsome reference lol
i likes ya, and i want ya..
Okay I can see you choosing the hard way
Randle after checking him out 🫦
He’s like Wemby invited to the Diddy party
I wonder what KAT would do 😂
Julius what you doin? 😂
Julius we’re on live
I don’t give a shit
I know
“I’m trying to climb that tree”
Black guy hiding behind tree vibe
That man is Spice Adams put some respect on his name.
“All the things you said all the things you said running through my head”
https://tenor.com/m7rKNqH9xht.gif
Wemby is a handsome young man
“Nobody cared who I was until I studied with the monks”
Is that not a normal occurrence when in the presence of the object of your desire?
I would imagine most people do this when they see Wemby up close. The dude is legit like an alien.
https://c.tenor.com/xZRydwTh5dwAAAAd/tenor.gif
https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-rubbing-hands-together-spice-adams-vyd3n-meme-man-behind-tree-meme-gif-2569343513927502347
This is the one
this one is the best meme applied here
CLASSIC
Nothing wrong a grown ass man looking at another grown man’s ass.
Took that from the Rick Carlisle recruiting playbook.
Later that day randle sent his selfie 😂
Lmao.
No lie, dudes do this way more often than we’d like to admit.
that might just be you my man. im bi and you still wouldnt catch me rubbin my hands like a supervillain lookin someone up and down like a fogo menu
Get your shine on
Finally, a worthy opponent…
Our battle will be legendary!
Unfortunate to get caught mirin like that lol
We are witnessing the birth of a new meme.
Sus
Biggest snack he’s ever seen
Julius got that prison look when new inmates come in
Is this the new meme between LBJ and Lance Stephenson. I’m getting same vibes here.
He might be this generation’s Dwight Howard.
This one is getting saved.
Hehe yeah boy
BBQ Chicken
Gives the same vibes as Rondo licking his lips while looking at Luka up and down on the bench. 😆
Heated Rivalry (2025)
Uhmmmm hmmmmm
You ever heard of an Eiffel Tower?
Op was definitely feeling a sorta way
I was waiting for him to lick his lips while rubbing his hands. Lol
My man
Birdman
Julius “Deliverance” Randle
why does he keep checking out his ass
“Frenchie lookin good”
When he’s taller than you 😍
“This skinny fuck ain’t shit”
“Imma climb that mountain like Mont Blanc”
Cant wait for the rematch
LOL
Yes, very funny. We all like this.
Birdman hand rub
Sceptile
We’ll be seeing this one for a long time.
⏸️
Is Wemby about to walk into his cell?
Randel’s thought process ：
1.“I’m strong, powerful forward.”
2.“I will bully him in the paint.”
3.Looks up
4.“I will now take a respectful mid-range jumper.”
His defense on Wemby and shots in the 4Q were elite. Trading him would be a disaster. Hes really good at basketball and not the issue.
Right before putting down some unholy clamps on him
“Lean-ass meat”
Victor is handsome and impressive, makes me curious about things. Nice tall young man and the muscles are starting to come in too, really intriguing.
OG, Triple OG.
Birdman vibes
Idk I think Rondo wanted Luka more that one time
In front of his own son too. Absolute mad lad
He stole the Puka Nacua animation
That’s a courtside snack right there mmmm
YERRRRRR
The NBA was doing “is this shit real???” so long before AI was ever a thought in our minds
randle what is you doin bro
You tall, long and skinny. You like that’s everywhere boy? A little baby oil and I’ll fix you right up
The Wemby stopper
Julius - look at this French flopping piece of shit, his ass is mine
Foolius is on the hunt for another Scandle