Note that he was literally injured WHEN WE TRADED FOR HIM

If only Nico had a way of knowing how iniury prone he was.

Bro would never make it on the Oregon Trail

The Walking Injured

That one YouTube doctor has been eating swell off AD

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Damn. AD is basically the dude from the Operation board game.

But you don’t understand, Luka was a couple pounds overweight (while averaging 34-9-10 off a Finals appearance)!

He was like that pre trade too though…

Anthony Davis has been injured 295 times in his career.

This season

Mavs are 10-10 when AD plays

Mavs are 4-14 when AD doesn’t play

Even if he gets traded, I doubt he will pass the physical once the medical team sees this. It’s sad. Multiple injuries everywhere.

American Airlines Center would’ve been burnt down and the rubble pissed on by Mavs fans this season if they didn’t have Cooper Flag.

Lakers would’ve been so fucked if they hadn’t gotten that trade. I feel his availability has been extra bad since the trade and Reeves and Lebron have also had bad availability this year.

Nico got off lightly.

Homie was the double agent for the Lakers and got it done, they probs paying him a very nice bonus off the books.

This Trae trade will age similarly.

The fact that he was healthy long enough for the Lakers to win in 2020 is a miracle. Poor guy.

I heard his photoshoot pictures were sold to the highest bidding publisher of medical textbooks

I mean retina and hand ligament injuries were just incredibly unlucky.

This man’s injury luck needs to be studied. Surely he has some sort of disability?

Is AD the most injury prone star in history?

He was also injured when he got traded lmao

We need a statue for Rob for getting rid of AD at the highest value right on time this shit show.

I wonder if that sudden growth spurt in high school is what’s caused him to be so injury prone. He’s such a physically gifted player but his body is just not made to last.

Can’t believe that there were actually rumors of teams being interested in trading for this broken down has-been lol.

AD needs to be the new face for the game Operator. 

Just put him down on the operating table and just have us pick parts from his broken body. 

The owner of that company needs to make this happen. 

I picked him up for free and lost 3 weeks in a row in fantasy

It’s almost comical at this point. Marcus Camby had this type of stuff consistently.

Yeah but have you seen Luka’s conditioning? He’s basically a ticking time bomb, he could start having a string of injuries like that any day now!

I can understand how annoying this is to Mavs fans because I think Luka nad Cooper would compliment each other well and you can then build upon that core but now..

The Six Dollar Man

What’s stupid is Nico wanted a more available superstar

At least he isn’t fat, amiright

time for ad to hang it up man, made of glass

We should definitely be judging him on his ability to keep his retina attached, smh

MAX HIM

Laker fans on their way to attempt to gaslight everyone into thinking AD isn’t as injury prone as everyone says

Just cut the man and speed up his retirement.

All that in like 20 games

He is going to easily catch LeBron on most days on the injury report now

I don’t think he was that far behind when I heard the nugget on the Hoop Collective

That Luka trade might not have been a fair trade. Darn.

…. Cut him Mavs. We’ll pick him up. (He made our defense not atrocious)

It’s speculated that Anthony Davis has the highest LRV/36 than anyone in NBA history. (LRV = Locker Room Visits)

his first ten minutes though? homie was hooping!

Can you imagine this dude trying to hold down a regular job?

If you ask ChatGPT which parts of AD body hadn’t been injured. It says the neck.

He stay

I hope Nico knows no peace

Mr Glass

Does his anything still work?

And some people still actually think trading him will net the Mavs anything of value 😂

As a Laker fan I been out on this guy after he averaged 8 rebounds coming off a championship.

First of all, I thought this wasn’t going to be that bad, but goddamn. Second, do the Mavs even have a functioning medical staff? Third, What the hell were ownership thinking with what Nico cooked up?

Is his body being donated to science when he passes?

Some of the initial chatter right after the trade trying to explain some positives from Maverick’s perspective, dead ass kept insisting AD isn’t injury prone.

Pretty sure that was on hoops collecting with Windy and Co. Could be wrong, but jfc

Detached retina is wild lmao

Mr. Glass

The fact the Mavs got Flagg is infuriating. Torpedo your organization and stumble into the first pick.

You can’t make this shit up.

Well, actually you can.

They called him Mr. Glass.

Just in time to zero out his trade value before the deadline.  A master class in injuries from Day to Davis.  Can’t imagine what his agent will have to do to get him a long term extension now.

The Nico curse

Nico failed to check AD’s history of injuries.

Pelinka hanged up on Mavs call for possible Davis-Knecht trade.

Remembering the Mavs fans that said pelicans pick or no deal.

What happened to max Christie lol he was balling when he got traded there.

Also kinda obvious by now the league wanted Luka at the lakers so they gifted the mavs the #1 pick.

He is obviously just a big baby. The bend over at the waist while walking out of the arena…

Charles Barkley called him street clothes mostly as a joke, and it turned out to be the most accurate description/prediction anyone has ever made about anything.

Hasn’t even been a full year has it?

Glass bones and paper skin

Tony Brittle

Headdd shoulders knees and toes 🎶

Nice guy but Glass house street clothes were understatements

GTFO of there before you get a career ending injury, it makes me think that the Mavs are a wee bit cursed.

Retina isn’t even on the bingo card

Gout, spina bifida, chicken pox, club foot, hammertoe…

So basically nico traded luka for max Christie?? Worst trade of all time

Mr. Nico, this thing you delivered us is broken, we want our money back

Anthony “ Every night I lay awake in agony untill my heart attacks put me to sleep” Davis.

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

Your comma key ain’t work

Discovering new types of injuries nobody’s ever heard of. No torn ACL or whatever, next one is going to be like “Milk-alkali syndrome” or “Magneto stole his hemoglobin”

Put some god damn commas in your sentences. I thought that was a single injury /s

You could make a case for trading Luka. You can’t make a case for trading him for Anthony Davis. Nico Harris is career suicidal and they keep hiring him. He needs help.

Mavs didn’t take their player they took their problem

Cursed franchise. I blame the new owners.

In theory he’s a good player nowadays and could help playoff bound teams, but only in theory

Draymond, Hield and Kuminga for AD. Straight up.

It’s weird because usually if someone is very injury prone, it’s like one bad area and a bunch of nearby muscles get injured because of one major injury. Which might be the case here for sure.

But like, hand ligament damage, detached retina? He’s definitely injury prone but he also has just as shit luck as he is prone to injury.

the detached retina came via being poked in the eye a few times.

But who was comma?

format it correctly

Adductor strain, Detached retina, Calf strain, and Hand ligament damage.

OR

Adductor strain
Detached retina
Calf strain
Hand ligament damage

Somebody photoshop the Exodia to look like AD

I wonder if firing the entire medical team has anything to do with it…

Does he play for Gotham??

Is there a full body suit version of the NFL’s CTE helmets? Wrap that dude in bubble wrap

Detached retina is crazy

Could be worse. Imagine being the franchise that picked Marvin Bagley over Luka

Gotta catch em all

Detached retina is wild

Running to Brad to tell him to trade Derrick White, Anfernee Simons, Sam Hauser and a FFRP for Anthony Davis (timestamp 1:12:23).

Love Sam but this was an insane overpay 3 weeks ago and looks like absolute lunacy now. Please someone tell me why so many talking heads over value 60 percent available aging AD???

Honestly just retire AD

He got some good games in and now the trade value crashed again

Should Mavs diamond hand this contract?

Bro just retire. Why keep breaking your body you’ve achieved everything already. It’s so tough to be living in chronic pain for decades and decades. You see how the OGs walk and move because they pushed themselves too hard to play ball? Damn. It ain’t worth it.

Nice variety there. Hope he gets well soon.