Bro might become the first person in history of world to die from too much exposure to x-rays

Ivica Zubac just became the best big on the trade market

Ppl were saying that he has “low pain tolerance” yesterday – and that might still be true to an extent – but I think the biggest thing is that his body is genuinely brittle. Like his bones/muscles/ligaments/etc. simply cannot withstand the physicality of basketball. Insanity.

I’m surprised he stays healthy long enough to make it to the next injury report. I’m fully expecting him to rupture a cornea reading this headline

Day-to-Davis is a GOATed nickname.

ATP the NBA is just there for his health insurance, cause he’s getting injured in ways where even if he wasn’t a player, I think there’d be news coming out that he broke his hip getting off the toilet.

Dude is brittle as hell.

All he had to do for us was play a month’s worth of games to get traded and he couldn’t even manage that. Still found the time to be pissy about his max extension though. One of the worst Mavs of all time.

lmfaooooooooooo i literally called this and said trade him fast and fuck the return before you get stuck with this bum. And here it goes. I’ve never hated a player so much and it’s not even his fault lmao. Dude needs to go man so the Nico stink can officially be over

Can’t get healthy enough to come back from a previous injury fully healthy

People throw around the term basketball terrorist but he actually suicide bombed the Mavs

“Fortune favors the bold” 😭

To be fair, who could have really predicted the aging, constantly injured big would continue to age and get injured?

The Hawks have been marked safe from the AD Sweepstakes

At least it allows us to tank in peace, I’m done talking AD. He’s not playing anymore this season, and Rich Paul can fucking take his max extension plea and shove it.

We’ve been fucked since February 2nd of last year

He’ll be gone one day then the team can just focus on Coop who will probably not even be 21 years old by then.

Popping champagne the day AD is no longer on this team, holy fuck.

Harry Frazee was his name 

He sold the Red Sox 5 years after the Ruth trade and died 5 years after that

maybe human history. even the louisiana purchase was a better deal

Nothing will ever beat arguably the most legendary American sports figure ever being traded to a rival to finance a failed play. Nothing will ever come close to that.

It is Babe Ruth and it is not remotely close.

Never was anything else.

The Gretzky deal enraged an entire country and was done purely for financial reasons. I think it’s still the worst.

Luka is a great player who could win titles. Gretzky is the best player of all-time who had already won multiple Cups.

I’d say Ruth and Watson are both worse.

It’s the worst in NBA history, but considering Max Christie is a legit rotation player, and the 2029 first round pick involved I think the Deshaun Watson trade is still worse in sports history overall.

the boston redsox sold babe ruth to ny for 100k in instalments LOL

At the time it was the worst

With hindsight it’s somehow even worse!

Anthony Street Clothes Davis

Just have a press conference where you announce that you are still very pleased with the decision to fire Nico. Then conclude by saying that you will continue to issue this statement every month until it isn’t true.

Extra fired

If I ever buy a DB5 it’ll be so I can admire its design, not it’s reliability 😂

Nah he’s the Maserati, looks amazing to those enamored with bling but you realize why it was so cheap when you see the maintenance bills

Probably why the Trae trade finally went official, once Dallas was no longer a strong third party

“Y’all don’t deserve AD”

Yeah you’re right…we don’t deserve this shit.

Gaslighting was real

Lmao they even said we didn’t deserve Luka because we didn’t want to put up with this injury prone bullshit

“He gets banged up all the time it’s no big deal”

Art thou feeling it now?

If he needs surgery yeah. Most likely he will. If he doesn’t need surgery for some reason, he’ll still be out for a number of weeks.

Cooper has played 9 more games than AD for the mavs already btw

As soon as AD is no longer a part of the franchise all pain will be lifted

He just got cheaper for you.

Some chocolate will fix you up quick.

Meth? Yes.

He burned the kitchen down

We’ll see him in Valhalla

No no, the funniest thing would be if the lakers trade dalton knecht for him

He didn’t recoup enough value for that, Nico just happened

Breaks (and tears…and strains….and booboos) is all he catches.