[Highlight] Dennis Schroder with some words for Luka: “I’m gonna beat the sh*t out of you”
Two lakers legends going at it
Well specifically, that’s Dennis “I turned down 80 million from the Lakers to bet in on myself” Schroder
Man reading that almost defies belief all over again. How do you turn that down
Every time I think about it, it makes me sick lmao
You live in LA, you get 80 million (regardless of taxes and whatever agent fees) and you compete with a healthy Bron and AD who were just champions. Was there no one in his entourage that told him that??
Well he did sign a one year \(5.9 million contract after turning it down. So he only lost like \)74 million
I get the joke, but the 80m was a multi year deal, so for a math accurate joke you need to know how many years the 80m was for and subtract hisnsalary for all the years.
He would have earned \(84 million over 4 years with the Lakers extension. Instead, he has made a total of \)22 million in the last 3 years. When all is said and done, his decision to decline the extension will have cost him over $50 million.
One of the dumbest business moves in sports history
That’s so fucking depressing to read lol
50 fucking million dollars. all because you have a big fat ego. i know these dudes are all multimillionaires, but i gotta imagine ol Dennis here lays awake some nights thinking about what if…
Sitting on his nice regular toilet when he could’ve had a Toto bidet. In his 4 bedroom house when he could’ve had a mansion next to Bron.
He doesn’t seem to be too good a guy, and he’s doing just fine for himself.
He doesn’t?
As astounding as that sounds, not as dumb as Latrell “I gotta feed my family” Sprewell 😂
Nerlens Noel, Latrell Sprewell also on that list
Reminds me of the Nerlens Noel situation
I can think of a dumber business move
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/ItZfc77yuK
Oladipo missed out big too. I still wonder what he could have been without the injuries.
Thanks!
Ultimate bag fumble.
Gets worse everytime i think of it
Now do nerlens noel
If I recall correctly his wife was his agent at the time for starters. Apparently there was some miscommunication that took place. He said he would’ve taken the offer.
Nah, Ademola Okulaja was his agent. (German source: https://www.ran.de/sports/basketball/nba/news/dennis-schroeder-los-angeles-lakers-vertrag-angebot84-millionen-dollar-abgelehnt-berater-345308)
damn that makes it all even stupider😅
You know what is cooler than 80 million?
It’s called having standards
When his current contract completes in 2028 he will STILL be 6 million short of what the Lakers offered for half the time (it would’ve ended in 2025 instead of 2028). Plus he missed on a milli from the Lakers first In Season Tournament lol
Hmm I didn’t know the numbers were that close actually. Now it doesn’t seem as bad to me.
Bet he carries the biggest Dorito Chip on his shoulder when he plays the Lakers even though it was his own fault. Pissy attitude like a child I’m sure.
Such a weird career. Clearly a good player just can’t stop yappin
Poor guy
Generational player vs Generational bag fumbler
A man who has helped improve 12 teams throughout his career, Dennis schroder
VS
A man who lost 100-180m from being unable to sign his supermax since he got traded from Dallas, Luka Doncic
Pistons were absolutely better with Schroeder on the court in the playoffs. That was like his third team that year.
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Is it really that hard to tell it’s a joke?
It’s a good one don’t worry
Luka listed 6’8. Demar 6’6. They look similar height to me here.
Luka has gamer posture
Demar probably rounded down so he didn’t have to play forward
Luka is a bit under 6’7 barefoot.
He looks shorter than Vando too with the same height listing. Starting to doubt his height lol
Vando shoving Schroeder is like a big brother stopping his lil bro from making more mistake
that’s FIBA GOAT Dennis Schroder
Carlos Arroyo would like a word.
Aight imma let you finish but Steph “Canon” Curry had one of the best gold medal performances of all time in Paris.
Durant with 2x 30point finals games wants a word
Anyone who follow Fiba tournaments knows that Pau Gasol is the actual Fiba goat
As a Spanish person, a gasol fan. I’d take ygasol every time (except sabonis, but that is biased because I grew seeing him play in Madrid 5 to 8 years old then!)
But best finals? Durant had 30 against Spain in 12, 30 against Serbia in 16, 29 against France in 20
Even petrovic has like a 45 bomb in a finals, and dordevic had a 41 bomb too
Are we still talking about FIBA?
Of course! 2012 and 2016!
This is Patty Mills erasure and I will not stand for it.
Dennis **h***er
Idk if they have a history of beef but things got pretty intense during the Germany v Slovenia game
Ever heard of World War II?
Im gonna take a wild guess and say that their beef had nothing to do with a war that was 75 years ago, and more to do with the fact that Luka cooks him everytime they play.
Except when it really counts, in international matches.
I mean Germany is clearly the better roster and won, but Luka still almost had a 40 point tripple double, so he was still cooking him.
I think Luka probably gets under a ton of player’s skin because he’s probably the most frustrating player to guard other than maybe running around screens all night trying to guard Steph.
Also talks a lot of shit
Is it shit talk if he backs it up?
Yes. It’s still talking shit. It’s just valid shit
Nah he’s spitting facts, not shit talking.
I don’t think you understand slang very well.
It is a team sport. If someone cooks me all game, is exhausted at the end and we win, I am fine with it :D
I’m assuming you’ve played sports so you would know winning is what matters at the end of the game
Why is he frustrating you guard ?
And like always his team doesn’t get the W.
Really
Such a stupid comment lol. Luka did pretty well I’d say, 39-7 with arguably the worst roster in the tournament. Put Luka with Germany’s team (Wagner, Theis) and Schroeder on Slovenia do you think the Luka led German team doesn’t stomp the absolute dog shit out of that other roster?
Well of course it has nothing to do with the Korean war (conflict), but I’m sure it also has nothing to do with the 80 years ago world War 2 either /s
Schröder was setting picks for the Panzer division!!!
spit my drink out
Lol
Nope. What was that?
I know it’s a joke but Dennis would’ve been chemically neutered by Nazi Germany just not deemed important enough to be sent to the camps
Schroeder doesn’t look aryan enough for this argument, don’t you think?
How come all the Yugoslav nations were against the Nazis except Croatia?
Oh, there wer Nazis in the yugoslav nations, they served in puppet regimes, but most of them were as eager to perform well…
Im from Croatia, we were against Nazis, we had nazi collaborationist, same as Serbs, France also and alot of Nations had traitors.
The Croatian government was an ally to Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy. Participating in the building of concentration camps.
Croatia is rightful Serbian clay. Next question
but with better beer
That’s a hoax
And y’all really bought into that huh?
Luka might not be that much of a fighter but he has an insane size advantage on Schroder lol
It’s actually nuts seeing how much bigger he is beside Dennis
It feels like this meme: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/410/019/243.png
Dennis’s shoulders are doing a lot. Without them he’d look normal. Deathstar delts
What workouts does he do for those shoulders ? Looks strong
he can just jump on top of him and crush him
Schroder would beat his ass.
Dennis recovering his hairline might be the greatest comeback in NBA history
Tbf his barber that day needed to be drug tested lmfao
I mean, do it? Nobody looks tough if there is zero follow through.
Easy there Palpatine.
It’s only a 2 game suspension, and the dude you attack gets a game also!
But why though
Ikr. Dont talk about it, be about it.
Can’t even take Schroder seriously guys been on like 10 different teams and said the NBA is modern day slavery 💀
Dennis “12 Teams A Slave” Schroder
God damn bro
Dennis Unchained
He chose slavery
So Kanye was right
why exactly is that funny? Kaepernick said the same thing about the NFL and they blackballed him from the league
because comparing getting generational wealth playing a game to slavery is fucking stupid, you’re welcome
you obviously never watched Kaepernick’s explanation of it then. educate yourself before you speak please
Your name says it all, you’re here to troll lmfao
There’s a certain pay disparity…
yea the disparity between what the owners make and what players make
While there’s defo a conversation worthy of being had there, comparing it to slavery is glib to the point of being offensive
unless you’re a POC, you wouldn’t get it
No its just an out of touch comment and is a distraction to any real social issues because its on your tv every week
POC making 30+ mil a year are suffering in this country!
But a German understands it perfectly lmao
He didn’t get blacklisted for that comment
Luka has 200 pounds on him
Nico? Is that you?
Luka will just eat Schroder ala Pig God.
Ross from friends confirmed
Remember when OG Anunoby tossed Schroder with one arm? There are weight classes in fighting for a reason. Not that anyone’s going to normally fight, but seriously Schroder, stop being fake tough.
Why, just yesterday Jose Alvarado landed a clean blow on a man nearly a foot taller than him
Well good for Jose AlvaradOH MY GOD
Kick him off the tour! He’s going ruin the sport.
Landing a blow and winning a fight are two different things.
Bro it’s the NBA no one actually fights like that you either land a shot and it’s over or it’s nothing
If he hits the right points
Nobody said anything about winning
🤦🏽♂️
Didn’t even hurt based on the video
Yeah and it barely tickled Mark despite landing
NBA weight classes: Guard, Forward, Center, Steven Adams
Trae Young could be like me when i was like 6 getting a medal in a judo tournament because i was as heavy as a pack of toilet papers so my weight class had 3 people in total lmao
Not that I think Schroeder has an mma career after basketball, but Luka doesn’t look like he could fight at all. Luka will tire and his defense is bad. I’ve got Schroeder r3 rear naked choke.
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
The bart, the
damn 90s were the best.
Vando in bodyguard mode
Good eye. Thats his file right
Lmao he looks like a child next to Luka
Luka shoulder checked his chin 😂
All bark no bite
Oh okay
Nobody’s taking shit from the “nba is like modern day slavery” guy
Hate this goddamn loser lmao
Luka might eat Schroeder if he doesn’t watch out.
Euro on Euro violence
Dennis Schroeder has fumbled away more money in one offseason than I will probably ever see in a lifetime time. I don’t blame him for being grumpy
Gotta love the guy at the end that goes “ha, haaaaa”
I thought I heard Nelson Muntz at the end.
Crazy how awesome Schroeder is in fiba games and not that he sucks in the NBA he’s just another dude I guess is the best way to put it
some people play better under fiba rules, because the game is a bit different, some people play better given a bigger role.
I think fiba Schroeder is a bit of both.
dennis fumble da bag scrotum
No one on the Kings should be talking any shit
Poor Dennis. Likely will have 4 new homes before trade deadline
One then dropped 34 and the other dropped 11
Europeans are so violent 🫣
Dennis would not even reach Luka’s face lmao
we literally saw 5 5 alvarado hit a 7 footer in the face YESTERDAY
Damn you guys take stuff literally
insert jokes on them i was only pretending meme
Classic Reference
If you genuinely thought this person meant denise literally could not reach his face then the internet might not be for you.
He said Alvarado is 5’5
Luka:” I can’t let you get close.”
He has crazy long arms, I think he’d manage
Yes he would
Why is Vando holding back Schroder?.. LMAO
Vando hates that man lol
Like in basketball?
You’re not that guy pal, you’re not that guy.
Remember I was at the Lakers game awhile back when Schroder played for them and got into with Eric Bledsoe lmao he didn’t want NO PARTS of Bledsoe.😂😂😂😂
“Champions of Europe (and the world), you’ll never sing that!”
Man, Schroder’s got just about the most punchable face in the entire league!
Oh yeah. Talk shit to the guy a head taller and about twice as wide as you. I’m sure that’ll go well
Shröder and his friends beat someone up at a hookah bar. He’s not all talk.
Dennis is such a fun and entertaining player to follow. I don’t get the hate. Why not just enjoy his attitude and occasional messiness?
Typical insecure manlet
Only acting tough when he’s up. If they were losing we would be seeing a tantrum and some limping around like the bitch he is
Dennis Schroeder couldn’t “beat the shit” out of My scrawny, 14 year old son.
Dude looks like a slightly taller, cracked out Chris Rock.
Dudes been doing pro athlete workouts for over a decade let’s not push it lol
Thank you these casual fans always go too far like he would drop that dude and his son 🤣😂
Luka is so soft
Luka was limping a lot when he got blown out by the suns and rockets
Not limping today I guess he’s healthy
Surely he won’t start limping again down 20 to the pistons
Do you think hes limping because they were losing?
Or they were losing because he was limping?
I think for the last 7 years whenever Luka started missing shots he starts to limp
Usually somewhere around 4-5 straight
he probably tripped over Shai when he dove for ft’s somewhere
You’re talking about Luka
Maybe hes missing because he’s injured?
Or maybe youre making this up..
He’s never injured it’s always like magic
Next time you watch him play you’ll see it
All of a sudden he can’t play defense bc he’s limping
You gotta let go of that hate baby
Lmaooo Dennis isn’t playing around IYKYK 🤣
Luka is becoming a bum