Clockwork

lol that man isn’t missing “A few games”

Would be a little funny if Luka gets hurt in his last game as a maverick on Christmas and then they trade him for a guy who then gets hurt in his last game as a maverick on christmas

Is AD really a significant trade target despite being more known for being injury prone than his talent at this point in his career, or is Shams just doing a favor to an agent?

I am immune to this now. Just let Flagg cook.

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Haha significant trade target. No one wants him come on.

Dude was literally just jogging down court. Horrible.

Guys nothing to see here! Please trade for him!

Ambulance Driver

😭😭😭😭😭😭 dude was balling and I was praying he was about to get dealt. He’ll milk this into missing 10 games lol

Lmaoo everybody get in here

The worst thing about the Luka trade is that it made it easy to shit all over AD for every little thing. He’s still a great player. I want him to succeed so bad, maybe even more so because of the trade. I don’t think anything could’ve ruined AD’s rep more than this trade did.

Even glass is more durable than him

Good thing they traded the kinda sometimes fat MVP candidate for the often injured star

Man just retired my dude

Wouldn’t it be easier to just let us know when he’s not injured?

Imagine if they didn’t have Cooper Flagg but someone like Coward or Queen as replacement - both good prospects but not even close to Cooper. Or even worse, if that pick was traded away in the offseason (would have been likely, given that Nico wanted to “win now”). The arena would have been burnt down by now.

What the fuck was Nico thinking, I still can’t believe that he threw away a championship-level team for basically nothing.

Davis + 1st to lakers for Bronny and Bron

A tale as old as time

Luka died for this

He used to be injured. He still is, but he used to be, too.

Scheduled post

Damn. Can they fire Nico again?

To think he got upset about the nickname street clothes. I understand it’s not his fault but at the end of the day, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then well… 🦆

Always Damaged strikes again

that Lakers ring gets more miraculous by the day

It’s all that Texas BBQ.

who cares. friendly reminder my rook was the best player in ALL OF CALIFORNIA last night

Street Clothes

Is it a day that ends in y?

If I knew how I’d post the SLJ “They call me Mr Glass” gif so just pretend that’s here

They call me Mr. Glass

Would be funny if it wasn’t so sad

Jeez man. AD over the last 3 years with the injuries has been so frustrating. Doesn’t he have $65m player option 2 years from now?

Who would want to trade for that?

It’s a scheduled post

What would teams give up for AD at this point, even before we get to what the Mavs would accept

Say the line, Bart!

“Anthony Day-to-Davis”

Injured Man is injured again 

Well, I for one am shocked.

At some point in your career you come to the realization that this is how it’s going to be going forward. It is inevitable to ask if you want to keep doing this day in and day out. Anthony Davis, sooner or later you will realize that your body just can’t keep up with the demands of the NBA. Finish collecting your paychecks and hang it up sooner rather than later.

So cautious they made him play back to back games twice. 3 games in 4 nights twice too. Of course he gets injured again

Is ANYONE in the league softer than this dude? Honest question?

KP already tanked our big man depth at a clip higher than expected, and our expectations were already low

Might as get Davis to get hurt again

Which GM that’s employed right now is going to give him the extension Klutch is looking for? I don’t even think Dumars would do that, and he’s probably the worst one in the league.

Injuries have been busting AD’s balls his whole career, this is par for the course. Feel bad for bro all the same

I really want to know how diligent he is with the weights, activation, etc. No one can be this injury prone unless they neglect things.

Nico is the gift that keeps giving

And there were folks who said AD > Duncan. You ‘member? I ‘member

This dudes body needs to be studied

Anthony Davis and Joel Embiid should just kiss and date already. They would have so much amazing alone time together constantly not playing basketball. There would be an unlimited amount of time to really support each other and create a great loving relationship.

This dude will be in a wheelchair by age 50

Players like this are frustrating.

Just stay healthy dude, Jesus christ.

Street Clothes back at it again

fork found in kitchen

Can someone explain why they gloat or make fun of players like this? Like, it sucks for the NBA product, it obviously sucks for the player…. Why do you revel in injuries?

Death, Taxes, and AD injured every 6 games. 

Feel bad for dude, I’m sure he hates being on the opposite side of a trade that enraged that Dallas fanbase so much. His injury history/mileage doesn’t help this at all.

To be a “significant trade target” don’t you actually need teams trying to trade for you? He’s more of a “significant trade offer” by the Mavs. 

Worst trade of all time. Hate to see it but literally who is surprised atp.

Anthony “Street Clothes” Davis

Bro needs that DR Ho TENS machine for his groin every warmups.

They’re getting pennies on the dollar - wouldn’t you just want to see what this team could be with Kyrie for at least a minute?

Gees, its literally always something going wrong

I think AD needs to come off the bench in limited minutes for the rest of his career.

I’m glad they are cautious with injuries now.

Imma always root for this guy, but how is somebody this injury prone?! Damn poor dude

His whole career has been “likely to miss a few games”

Cautious approach?? Who is the sucker GM that will target him.

What is it with this dude’s body man? He’s softer than charmin

Still can’t believe Nico thought Luka was out of shape and missing too many games but then gets Mr. Glass himself as the replacement. I want whatever he was smoking when he thought that was a good idea.

Flagg development year.

Just retire at this point

“Significant trade target”

Thank you for the propaganda Shams, you can go back to shopping for hair gel and leather jackets now.

A good outcome for the Mavs.

Non-contact injuries are always scary.

Plays Christmas day game, then sits out a few more hmmm.

Bob Ducca ass player.

LOL even if the writers tried they could never script up this masterpiece. niko will never work in the nba again LOL

Top 75?

I really love AD as a player and I have seen him really trying to play through pain and minor injuries, but he is a guy who could walk up and down the court and gets hurt. Its probably not his fault but you gotta give up on him being a significant part of your team.

nico harrison, ladies and gentlemen

Helps the organic tank tbh. We move.

Is that trade like, Fleece of the Century?

Shams working so hard for clutch

Lmao just get him off this team already please I don’t even care anymore. I’d be happy just to dump his salary tbh

Tale as old as time

Do what Pelicans and Spurs have done with Zion and Wemby. Minutes restriction off the bench. I really feel that’s the way to go with AD and other easily injured big men.

Again? He might as well just retire. Whatever trade value he has is tanked.

Nobody is gonna give up anything of big value for this guy, especially given his salary as well. Klutch is gonna demand a extension for any team even thinking of seriously trading for him. Mavs are stuck with him unless they give him up for pennies and at that point it’s probably not even worth it and since he’s injured all the time you can still tank.

Just retire already. Dude is a walking glass

Bro’s whole body is held together with Scotch tape and the love of Jesus. 

Just buy the guy out already. I’m sure he can learn the Chinese language. He’ll play for Shanghai

He have that last season??

‘Tis the season.

The man doesn’t stretch or something

Chuck said it best: Street Clothes Davis

Back to the “Street Clothes” Davis

Imagine how great Anthony Davis would’ve been, if he remained healthy throughout his career

I didn’t realize street clothes was playing again

Idk how many teams want to pay his rate to basically barely play. Jonathan Kuminga, the guy Kerr banished to the shadow realm, has played more games this season than AD. Truly wild.

No way!

Retire bud just retire already

evergreen story. pin it.

This man is allergic to being available

Trade AD for Kleber.

Yall wish it was worse, and it’s because you’re bad people.

it’s great that he knew right away and shut it down (him running to the bench was meme-worthy), this has to be the 3rd or 4th time with this injury since the trade alone, jesus.

Can someone explain to me why Dallas traded a perennial superstar for what would become a tradeable piece less than a year later?

You know, I remember someone explaining the trade in MLB terms, in that it was Juan Soto (Doncic) for Freddie Freeman (Davis).

At least Freddie Freeman was healthy enough to contribute to another championship for the Dodgers.

AD is 2 games missed away from being 5 games missed away from being back.

Defense (of the bench) wins championships.

Did this guy make a deal with the devil to play those 76 games in the 2023-24 season???

ADs groin, and the rest of his body, has to be fork tender at this point

I mean, zero surprise. Anthony street clothes Davis.

Honestly at least Nico is gone and they can have a chance of rebuilding properly sooner than later, mavs looked good on Xmas even if it was a lose

Defense wins championships

He isn’t even on my team anymore and this still hurts

The team is so tired of his bullshit already and it’s only been 3 games