[Highlight] Victor Wembanyama shows off the range as he connects on the stepback 3-pointer against the Thunder.
there are cars sold in europe that aren’t as long as wemby’s stepback stride
European cars are actually really really big. Their roads were made for horses which are bigger than most cars
wait are you saying a horse is wider than a car
horses are three times as wide as cars on average (up to seven times as wide)
lol I must be a big ignorant guy, or there are horses over there that Shrek can apparently ride, cause 3 times as wide ?
Those are small horses. An average horse in Europe is actually around 5 times as wide as a car, and 4 times as long
I’m stoned as fuck right now and I don’t know what’s going on. I’m Googling European horse sizes and shit. Ended up seeing a picture of a horses penis. I’m so lost.
No they aren’t. Horses are more like the width of a big motorcycle
Have you ever seen a horse? They’re easily 7 or 8 times as large as a European car
Do you know what width is?
Distance from side to side?. Door to door
And you are saying that a horse is 7 times wider than a car that seats 2 people in it? So by your math 14 people could sit comfortably shoulder to shoulder on a horse lol
Yes I am
I really don’t understand what you’re not getting about this
Bro you’re getting way too caught up in the math, like really lol. Have you seen a horse ever in your life?
My man it’s pretty clear what are you not understanding. Horses be huge.
I know it’s confusing because I don’t usually see horses at the zoo.
Yeah, way bigger
LOL. No.
Huh? Compared to American vehicles no.
this is true if you are currently shrunk to ant size via some secret technology.
if you’re human sized, and from america, europe cars are tiny
We make fun of Wilt for dunking on plumbers, but our grandkids will make fun of Wemby for hitting fadeaways over Caillou.
“Caillou”💀💀
bruh this was so funny.
Bruh, this is the first time in years something actually made me laugh on this site. You chose violence on your cakeday as well lmao.
This is so mean, please more of it
its been longer than four hours yall
Were you horny predicting this outcome?
Buddy I’ve been rock hard since June 22, 2023
I think that’s over 4 hours. Probably should see a Doc
It’s cool that he tries to be a 7’5 Tracy McGrady sometimes. It’s not something I needed in my life but it’s fucking cool that it exists.
Correct.
That username tho
The off the extra pass step back his version of a LeFuckYou three. He could easily pull up right away but he does this to fuel the shot with spite
I was just gonna say this guy has no reason to ever step back lol. A jab step would give him all the room he needs to bring the ball up and once it’s up nobody can block it anyways
I feel like his signature move is the logo 3 right after a block. He’s like 90% on those.
Watching Caruso contest that is hilarious.
What are you supposed to do against the 7’5 guy who can actually hit stepbacks?
Lose
Alex Caruso is taller than the tallest person I know and he looks like he’s 5’6 in this clip
You gotta be like that dude in The Mummy and pray to every deity out there and hope somebody is listening.
Okc getting punked
he really said “hack this little man”
Jfc… Ban this dude from the league. How the FUQ you supposed to guard a dude who’s 7’48” with a god damn step back that smoov??? I’m 33 and been pissin’ in toilets most my life and can barely get all the piss in the toilet and he’s out here torching fools in basketball and hasn’t played as long as I’ve been pissin’. Fuck I suck.
Damn I read that as if 33 is old then remembered I’m 34 😭
Punching him in the dick is the only defense.
Wouldn’t surprise me if Wemby accounted for Draymond by becoming a eunuch while training with the monks.
Lmao
Don’t give ideas to Dillon brooks
Caruso looks like a toddler there.
A toddler with earmuffs.
Look at flopping Caruso lmfao
ethical footwork
The Spurs should have been ejected for flagrant height. We need fucking airplanes to stop Wemby.
Lol poor Caruso trying to contest that shot 🤣🤣
F*ck the Thunder!
Rude
How can Caruso get away with fouling bigs when they do this?
Love that it’s over Caruso
Love seeing Alex Caruso get cooked
Dhalsim
Yoga THREEEEEE!!!!
Victor playing some good ball right now continue to keep grinding
This will never feel normal
I love it
He so smooth at that height it’s insane
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I’m going to assume you’re not really a Thunder fan and just baiting people with it
Well you’d be correct in that
Post that pic of Shai where he screaming for dear life in between those two Timberwolves.
JDub hit Barnes with an elbow later in the game with no call or are you not gonna complain about that one too
Should have been called. Enjoy the “ethical” win man.
The first Dort kick out?
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Ahh so racist AND dumb. Double trouble :)