Dillon Brooks getting ready before the game against the Lakers.
Me waiting to tell my mom I need her to go to the store to buy things for my project that’s due tomorrow
At 9:48 pm
And closes at 10 š
And itās Christmas eve
On her birthday….
When sheās already mad at me
Just “disappointed” š
And dad went to buy cigarettes a week ago.
For the third time this decade. Only seen him 3 times.
its 20% of the final grade
As a parent, fuck you, but still love you.
Are you my mom?
Guess who’s getting a big fat 0 on that project you dumb shit child, this is your mother’s fault lol
Or that you missed the bus.
“The teacher just barely assigned the project due tomorrow! It’s not my fault!”
Lmao. Like your mom is going to believe the teacher just assigned a giant project to be due one day beforeĀ
This made me laugh at my childhood self!
Mom i frew up
I think I was in middle school and I needed to do a project on ships or something. Anyways I tell my dad the night before so we go to Walmart buy a model of a ship and start putting it together. We stayed up all night working on this model that you glue together.Ā
That’s a nice memory bro, Happy holidays
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge, let’s go and you better not ask for any snacks.
Sweet memories of going to the dollar tree late night to buy a poster board and they don’t have anymore. š
When the second edible hits at the Christmas party
The rare moment when youāre thinking āthey know Iām highā and they actually do.
Lol it’s not rare when people know
You only notice the people that are sloppy tho. What about all the people who were and you never noticed?
Schrƶdingerās Stoner. Both high and not high at the same time. It takes skill.
It used to be harder to tell when the when weed with natural thc %s was still commonplace. Now that itās only Frankenstein crack on the market, everyone can tell youāre zooted out of your skull.
When you find the 2 year old hiding under the table so no one sees him pooping his diaper
Me after going for a walk with my older cousin.
Me watching my food in the microwave after a long week
Me in a staring contest vs. Kash Patel.
No shot youāre winning that though lol
Nobody is.
Itās gonna take two people to beat him in a staring contest and even then
Elijah Wood would take him to the woodshed.
Why does he have Wikipedia tattooed on himself?
Itās Wordpress
itās actually white power
It stands for Willon Prooks
This is what I always say in my head when I see him on my TV
The tattoo artist just ran out of ink and left it at āWHITE POWEPā
I had to actually look this up the other day. It stands for Wolf Pack and itās just the name that his long time friend group calls themselves
Group chat tattoo as an adult is insane
Yeah group tattoos should be reserved for children
Lol
I wonder if they were big fans of The Hangover, it makes sense for his age
“Arooooo” - them probably
Thatās my beagle
“it makes sense for his age”
It also makes sense for everything we know about Dillon Brooks lol. I’m sure he’s got a sick sword collection as well
thank you, i always wondered about that
Wet pussy
I always assumed itās WASSUP
It actually spells W O O P, and then āthere it isā in small font below it.
Jokes aside its a WingstoP tattoo. Part of his marketing deal with them
He does that every game. It’s pretty funny
Best pregame routine IMO
Besides this, LeBron’s chalk, and Steph’s running, I don’t think I know any other pre-game rituals.
I like the Wade pull ups through the hoop
That was done by Vince Carter before him
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Gotāem
Dean Wade does that?!
Top 2 DWade of all time
And he aint #2
KG bumping his big sweaty bald head on the stanchion was a classic
Cam Payne getting his full 36 minutes of cardio done before tipoff is something to watch
Thereās Tatum doing whatever he does with his jersey
And ears!
I offer you the TD pregame Ball Hug
MJ used to clap chalk in the Bulls TV announcers faces right before tip-off.
Shaq’s pre-game shits
Hide your shoes.
LeBron stole the chalk by the way
I finally understood and became a fan when he started doing it. It’s so fucking hilarious to me.
he on the loading screen give him a min
He’s on that pre-patch Bloodborne loading screen. š
Incredible pull, I love it
his W & P tattoo always make me laugh, I always imagine underneath his jersey it looks like this
šŖW A P šŖ
It stands for Win or Pfail
The WAP is actually more fitting for brooks though
āWaaaaaasssssssuuuPā is the first thing that comes to my mind.
Ibalways think word press. Lol.
It’s a sponsored tat by Washington Post
My toddler when she’s actively shitting her diaper
Seriously. Then you ask ānoā
Does anyone ever challenge him to a staring contest when he does this?
Put him and Joe Mazzulla in a room together and lock the door.Ā
Okay…
Now kith
Dillon would get eaten alive, heās fake crazy.
Never has a crazy been faker.
Dillon would duck that like a post game presser after a loss
Must see TV
Jamal Murray joined him one time it was hilarious.
LeBron
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Paul George, cause heās a cat.
this is magnificent shithousery and i will not be told otherwise
āDear Bron. I wrote you but still havenāt respondedā
āIf I have a daughter, guess what Ima name her, Ima name her bronnyā
Adding a modem dial up sound would be fun
ššNah really
Dudes a character. I love it š
Heās trying to make it a 2k animation if it isnāt already
Dude stole this from the chinese man staring at models
I hate that I know exactly what youāre talking about
That one autistic guy at a function
He would be way more intimidating if he was in T pose. Just saying
https://youtu.be/XJwXBw86g30?si=CZCJUZypF_8mq7BU&t=143
This dude so funny lol
Sorta reminds me of a toddler taking a dump at that age where they they start to know better.
Such a goober lol
La got they ass whooped too š
I frew up
Goof
Dudes is wild! BUT….one thing is for sure. He’s gonna give you everything every night. He’s locked in and as a Suns fan it’s appreciated. Sure he does one or two things every night your day to yourself WTF???
Last night it was a back down “attempt” on LeBron. I could see Booker thinking to himself. He better not, then he did. š
I like LeBron and I kinda like Dillon Brooks. Idk why though
“I’m scoring 25 and nothing else… the penta-penta and the penta-zero… triple penta!”
lol fucking mouthbreather huh?
is there a word that combines corny with clown?
Even by NBA standards this is one of the phoniest tough guys Iāve ever witnessed.
Lights are on nobody home
Fucking clown
It’s like Bobby Portia imagining the stars on the opposing team killing his mom.
I love Dillon so much lmao
Dude is just so weird.
Totally well adjusted human being
Hate this fuckin dude
āyouāre so toughā¦.youāre so intimidating. this looks fuckin badass dude, this is fucking working.ā
Heās the best
Laugh all you want. It worked
He’s just standing there menacingly.
He clearly has a plug in, full blast, watching LeBron warm up
āI frowed up.ā
2K cutscene animation
This is hilarious! š¤£š¤£
When you wake up and stare into the bathroom mirror considering whether you should go back to sleep and quit your job.
When my girlfriend doesnāt want to leave the party
Me waiting for the toilet to be free in the morning
This dude is hilarious I fuxx wit himšššš
Poor baby wants to be on the lakers so bad. ššš
Staring at lebron like he’s afraid to ask him out.
He is really just an npc.
What a fucking dope.
Loading myplayer
He looks like a toddler standing in a supermarket taking a shit in his own pants.
Same amount of personality as the average r/nba addict
I suppose to do wonder why heās like this.lol.
Empty space?
I love this dude. NBA needs more villains and characters like him.
This dude is such a bitch
Jiri prochazka-esque
Goofy ahh mf lol
Thats how my dog be looking at me through the window every morning on my way to work.Ā
Iāll take, āChodesā for $100, Alex.
This is infinitely more funny when you see his stat line for the game. 25 points (10/15FG) 0 reb 0 assist 0 steals/blocks
I can’t lie. He’s starting to grow on me.
Not that army ball play he does against only Steph, but his other antics are kind of funny.
I have no clue why everyone is so impressed at this clip of him standing still. I’m genuinely so lost lol
Because itās kinda hilarious
Looks like Leo Johnson from twin peaks
Steve about to check into Thursday rec league half court 3x3 at our lady queen of martyrs
Weirdo
Me waking my mother at 3am to tell her I puked in my bed
Brotha have issuesā¦. Shoulda known sum was off with him at Oregon
Heās working on his pelvic floor
Brooks : Suns :: Tom Zenk : York Foundation
I was told Canadians were friendly.
When someone says to you ālooks like youāre having a case of the mondays!ā
NBAās first autistic player
this is fantastic š
The league is pretty boring without antics like this, he knows what hes doing
Funny folks calling this fella a pussy but bron can cry and flop all night every single game
Me when I sharted a little bit
Dillon Brooks trying to defeat LeBron still is like the Avengers going to Thanos post snap.
Main character syndrome
Lebron already triggered
Trying not to look at that cute girl
Lmaooo
This man is an entertainment gold mine, helps that heās been incredibly impactful for our team too because the shenanigans wouldnāt be so enjoyable if we blew and he was playing like shit
Dork
Waiting for his daddy to acknowledge him
Heās trying to communicate with us
Wwe antics
Win or lose, Dillon Brooks is a dickhead
Man, give us back Dillon please š š¢ š
Heās a clown. Intimidating nobody lol. Need to get on some roids and hit the WWE homie.
My kid waiting for me to tell me all about her day. When im talking to her mom. Just to find put it was only good.
A true master baitor
He ugly
Me watching my mom talking to the teacher, after she has to leave work to address my clownish activity in class.
This guy gets way too much attention.
I think he needs to go potty but heās too shy to ask the teacher
Fuckin Weirdo McGees fake crazy mf. Real crazy people donāt blink.