Mazzula is one of those guys where you just gotta be glad he’s in basketball and not business or politics. Guy would’ve ended up with blood on his hands

Minott definitely be parking like an asshole

Mazulla sounds like a very interesting guy but I don’t think I would want to be friends with a guy who likes to actively piss off people. It sounds exhausting but it’s on brand for him.

Joe definitely benching Minot after he sees this video

He’s so entertaining as a character but the fact that this person is out there in the world is very off-putting.

Joe Mazzulla is a fictional character

Mazzulla’s crazy enough to not even park on either side of them but directly behind their car blocking them in.

How is Mazzulla the headline here, when Josh Minott is defending rich assholes taking two spots lmao

Bet Minott is someone who takes up two parking spots in real life.

T-minus how long until his murder charge?

Hahaha! Classic Mazzy troll move! So quirky and fun!

Hes doing a bit at this point, right?

Yeah i would not wanna be anywhere near that guy

I feel similarly. I’ll roll my eyes at the nice car parked in the back, but I figure if they want to park farther away, willingly inconvenience themselves to prioritize their car, fair enough. It’s the guy who straddles the line and takes up two spaces that I park super close to. Fuck that guy.

This guy tries way too hard to be insufferable

Dude is clearly on the spectrum.

I don’t care what any of you say Mazzulla is 100% the protagonist

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Mazulla is like an 8 year-old kid obsessed with G.I.Joe, and he’s always imagining about Ninjas hiding behind corners.

My car isn’t “nice” necessarily but it’s a bit of an antique and a car that is very near to me. 2002 acura rsx so i do park farther away. But luckily it sounds like mazzulla wouldn’t park next to me since it’s not a luxury car

Of course this guys a giant douchebag

It’s like I can kind of see why people like him…but I can acknowledge that and still want nothing to do with him for my own reasons.

I usually enjoy his antics but this is just some unlikable douchebag thing to do

Im just amazed that there is a specific vid about park takes lol

So it’s Joe doing that lol

This guy man

Dude is a great coach and definitely an interesting personality but he sounds absolutely insufferable and an annoying, obnoxious douchebag to be around. 

I’m just glad Joe Mazzulla is a head coach and not a criminal, as far as we know

lol I also try to park next to nice cars but for entirely different reasons. I park there because I know the owners won’t slam their door into my car.

If this guy wasn’t a coach, he’d most likely be a bank robber.

I also park next to nice cars cos I know they’re gonna be careful not to ding their car when opening it.

NBA needs to do this kind of content more. We got the games, the drama, and sometimes we could use this

Backing into parking spots also asserts dominance over other drivers in the parking lot.

this dude is a real menace😅

Sounds very Christian.

I like to park next to nice cars because they won’t be careless and ding my door.

mazulla is weaponized autism

My parking take is that trying to park in a tailgate lot after people have already set up is hell and leaving any crowded game from a lot or parking ramp is equally as bad.

Now not only does he act cringe, he also acts like a jerk in the parking lot. 

Tbf, you usually back into parking spots close to zero moving cars, if you pull in head first, you’re backing out into potential traffic..

What does that even mean..

I fucking love this guy man, it is the right amount of psycho to lead the charge.

Joe’s take isn’t even that bad, if there’s empty space it’s a valid parking spot. Taking up two parking spots is just being a dick and I think less of that guy than Joe. Wanting to not get your car messed up is not a valid reason, it will lead to increased chance people do something to your car. If anything have fun getting towed.

The justification of backing in being that you’re prepared to escape doesn’t make sense to me at all. If you need to get out of that parking space with a car trying to block you, you would want to take backend damage as opposed to front end damage. Front end damage is much more likely to disable your car.

You formatted this weird. The bit about backing off has nothing to do with the nice car thing.

Everyday I get on here and I’m reminded that Redditors are so fucking lame. Lighten up friends

I park my 2011 f150 with 280,000 miles far away too but that’s because i have a sensor out and it takes me a while to reverse so I like to pull in everywhere

Coach Joe talks like someone who’s never been in a fight IRL. Ppl who’s mantra is trying to look tough and scary 100% of the time never comes genuine unless you’re like Brock Lesnar or some shit

the schtick will get old someday. today is not that day

Minott sucks on and off the court. Glad wolves dumped him.

Joe Mazulla practices the 7 Habits haha.

Am I going insane? How has this video been posted every single day with a different title and getting thousands of upvotes? I feel like I am hallucinating.

Only unserious people pull into parking spots.

hahaha so funny and quirky

Some of you are hilarious because Joe would be great to hang out with.

Recreating the Osama Bin Laden raid as a special in person game type event?

Escaping a parking lot logic?

He’s the scenario master.

I’ve come around on Mazzulla. Dude’s a psycho in a good way.

Honestly, valid takes. I normally back into spots [not entirely for the same reasons as Mazzulla] to have an easier time exiting than having to strain my neck backing up

Normally find him annoying but the fancy car take is hilarious

Parking in Massachusetts (Boston) versus parking in the Midwest (Chicago) isn’t that much different.

Joe Mazz is quickly dethroning Mike McDaniel as most dank coach in sports

If you pull in forward you’re gonna kill someone backing out

The narcissists prefer backing in.

This is funny as fuck, have to respect it

There’s only a handful of valid reasons to not back into a spot

I love coach Mazulla 

I can’t stand people that back into spots.

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