[Highlight] Wemby casually steps over a tall crowd control barrier
This is comical
You could say it was quite humorous
I concur
“Oui monsieur.” —Wemby probably
Very comedically humorous, James.
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Do you find something comical about his appearance when he’s stepping over a large barrier? Everyone needs to walk around, even the very tall! This was the largest barrier the Spurs could afford. Should Wemby therefore be made the subject of fun?
There’s no such thing as a tall crowd control barrier in Wemby’s universe.
I think the Great Wall of China counts as a crowd control barrier, technically
Just wait until Wembanyama consumes a mega mushroom before clearing the Great Wall.
He just needs to activate his Black King Bar.
Wemby knows that flying wushu movement though. He’ll just glide over the wall.
Wemby still shooting a fadeaway over it.
He sees those barriers the way we see our kids baby gates
Vaulting over that barrier like a Protoss Colossus…
He’s tall guys
breaking news
😂 he’s tall so he can step over tall barricades easily
Source?
Woj
Comprehending Wemby’s height is like trying to comprehend a billion dollars or a billion stars. Everything about it novel, and I dont think that will ever change.
Is he taller than Jalen Brunson?
No but his head is smaller
What?! Only casuals think Wemby is taller than Brunson
I watch way more eastern conference games, so whenever I see Wemby playing it’s like a jump scare. He just doesn’t seem real.
Like a few weeks ago when Draymond tried roughing him up and he was staring at Wemby’s chest
Big if true
Big if
Wemby is not crowd.
He’s the control
Feel like Zach Edey and Porzingis are the only active NBA players who can also do this
bold of you to assume Porzingis can still lift his legs like that
He can do it, but he would also suffer a knee injury in the process
For some reason, a ‘torn medial retinaculum, allowing his posterior tibialis tendon to dislocate,’ will always be in my mind. Only he could get that injury
Even as a Porzingis fan, this comment stating that “having Porzingis on your team means you’re gonna learn so much about human anatomy” had me rolling.
LOOOOL it’s extra funny that a celtics fan is slandering KP bec it was with you guys when he was at his healthiest and best after a long while
He was healthier and probably better for the wizards, but no one cared because it was the wizards
In Boston he played 99⁄164 regular season games.
Played 7⁄19 in the 2024 playoffs (only 3 healthy games).
Played 11⁄11 in the 2025 playoffs (0 healthy games. All with his mystery illness).
He was very frustrating even though they bubblewrapped him the whole time.
Worth it
No way are they as flexible as Wemby.
90% of NBA players can step over these barriers. They’re not that tall. It just wouldn’t look like Wemby made it look lol
am i crazy or could most people that are above average height step over this barrier? Not as gracefully but it’s below that guy’s butt in the hat and blue jacket , it’s just not that impressive of a thing lol
God damn, that barrier is close to most people’s waist and it’s just barely taller than his knees lmao
It’s like Big Show stepping over the ropes of the squared circle.
Would love to see Wemby in the ring next to some of the taller WWE guys, cause they’re billed as way taller than they usually are.
reminded me of the Wilt, Arnold, and Andre pics
Wilt could Wemby, Andre could be Chet and Arnold could be the Rock
lol…igotchu
A blessing from the Lord
God be praised!
so much style… im blinded
im just imagining Wemby meeting the rock now and just seeing his bald head as a basketball, the temptation would be hard to resist to palm it
The Rock got demoted into The Pebble
Is this a joke?
I want to see him in the 200m hurdles now
Wembanyama with Liu Xiang’s agility would be a fearsome combo.
Hurdles is just running to Wemby.
200 meters hurdles does not exist.
he can play a lot of horror role after his career lol
We need a Wookiee movie! I’ve been saying it since the Lopez twins were in college.
Literally just open casting, only requirement is being at least 6’11/210cm.
He’s 7’4 no shit
He can’t possibly be that short.
I mean there’s a regular dude standing the and the gate comes up to his crotch which would make it relatively easy to step over. I wouldn’t call this a “tall” barrier.
I mean, it would touch his balls. For Wemby, it grazes his shorts.
Hmm, new phrase.
If he were a professional wrestler, he’d enter the ring stepping over the top rope.
…from the ground.
Tyson Fury does this too and he’s 6’7
What makes that a “tall” barrier? It’s under that one guy’s butt.
TBF that dude is few inches shorter than Champagnie so about 6’3”
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Why you posting on Reddit the Lakers need help
I mean i can do that. I feel like I’ve done that. Just not as easily.
I wanna see Wemby do the hurdles
I have to step higher over my dog barrier. This dude barely notices this human “barrier”.
Hurdles champion
You got me thinking
I’d break my nose trying to step over that
He should have went under
it’s like that one scene in Signs
That cinder block doorway he walks past is 8 feet tall (12 blocks x 8 inches) Granted the camera angle is pointing up, but it looks real close.
He should step over someone like that for a dunk contest.
rocking the fuzzy slippers 👌
🧐 uncivilized and unnatural!
Big daddy cool
Tall guys tall
What kinda Men In Black shit is this?
What can’t Wembanyama do!?
Must be nice…lol😀
Did they cast this dude in horror movies?
You think he’s afraid of balcony’s & bridges?
When he taunted Alex Caruso about being “too small”
I’m like who the fuck is even coming close to being tall for this guy?
Like AI over Lue
Colossal titan
Those barriers are merely a suggestion for him.
which one is he?
I had a tall friend that once walked straight over (straddling) a handrail in the middle of a ramp. This was in a crowd of people and the guy following him didn’t see the railing and walked right into it nailing himself in the nuts.
clearly not made for tall crowds
Fuckin giraffe…
“oh” lmao
Am I trippin’ or could he have just walked like 2 steps more and he wouldn’t even had the gate as a barrier?
🤣
It’s just a speed bump, why would he change his path?
Wemby doesn’t take the short path in life.
He has to be a Viltrumite
I’ve seen this scene in a Kaiju movie
Someone use some AI magic to make that the OKC skyline.
He’s an alien! Deport him! Jk
This reminds of Big Bill, AEW wrestler, casually doing that with the ropes
Generational.
imagine standing behind him at a concert
Ope.
He looks like an alien from The TV show Falling skies
Cameraman standing next to a tea pot
Wemby is not real lol . I am glad he is on the spurs