[Highlight] Kyle Kuzma to Jaylen Brown: “This is not a str3am.”
Lebron played against twitch streamers
*jokic played against twitch streamers and podcasters
Lebron played against fly fishermen who hung out in streams.
Lauri literally does this
Ngl old heads could have a good comeback for that played against plumbers line ☠️
Plumbers and firemen sound a lot harder than twitch streamers, podcasters, fashion models, and vineyard owners
Baristas
A streamer just recently became F1 world champion. Anything is possible these days.
Just a NBA Champion talking to another NBA Champion.
Finals MVP talking to Kyle
That’s Summer League MVP talking to Finals MVP
Summer league finals* MVP. Lonzo won the full summer league MVP
Jaylen Kyle Brown
I heard Kyle Jaylen had a brown kuzma. Is it true ?
I don’t know why this is so funny to me, thanks
Uh oh, someone taking a joke seriously
Kuz owned him
Kyle was a good player in that run 😭😭
Conspiracy theorists talking to each other
And he dropped 31 on your skull
Buzzcut by choice talking to spray paint hairline
Just a NBA champion (thanks to lebron James) to another NBA champion and finals MVP
What a silly take.
Kuzma had a pretty crucial role on that team.
But but…. MiCkEy MoUsE rInG!!!
Jokic stans when they see a joke and not just box scores numbers
AD, Caruso, and Kuzma (himself) erasure
My boy missed the first free throw and still talked shit. Free kuz man
But does he really miss it without the lane violation
(He wasn’t looking, but heard the guys saying something about it)
yes
He ended up dropping 29 on him, so he backed it up atleast
31*
Bobby Portis game mvp though, my goodness
He made 2⁄2 on that trip, im more impressed hes talking shit the whole time until he shoots and drains it.
He’s keeping the bucks hostage. Fuck em
Cooking the Celtics though
I just want to focus on the graphic that flashed at the start of the clip:
Kuzma is the 4th highest scorer of the 2017 draft class
I just had to look up the 2017 draft, not a great draft year for true scorers but still shocked he’s top 4
just so we understand kuzma’s scoring, the record points by a #27 draft pick is 10,805 (lowest with average hovering around 15-20k) by elden campbell and kuzma has 9516.
Kuz to the Hall of Fame?
The #27 overall HOF for sure
Rodman, Siakam, Gobert, Dan Marino, Rod Woodson, DeAndre Hopkins, Joe Nieuwendyk, John Carlson, Vida Blue… he’d have a tough time cracking the top-10 27th overall picks across the major sports
The bestest 27th pick ever
Dennis Rodman would like a word.
What does lower with average mean
Lowest high scoring mark for a draft pick’s career, with the average high scorer for each draft pick sitting around 15k-20k points.
Now I’m more confused than I was before
I think he’s saying that of all the top scorers for each draft slot, pick #27 is the lowest. So kuz is close to becoming the top scoring #27 of all time, but it’s the lowest bar
Bless you….that other guy was super confusing for us dummies.
https://www.nba.com/news/top-scorers-by-draft-pick
The draft pick number with the lowest highest scorer is Pick 27, Kuzma’s pick. The highest scoring 27th pick had 10,805 points.
As you can see from the list, the highest scorer for each pick outside the top 11 has generally been between 15-20k
Got it. Thanks for breaking it down for me, ya boi has always been a lil bit slow
No you’re good, those other comments were confusingly worded
Pascal is a 27th pick, does he really not have more than 10k points?
He’s at 11888 for his career as of today so yes it’s Pascal
RIP
Considering he’s 5th in minutes played of his draft class it makes sense. It also probably helps when 9 of the 15 guys picked in the Lottery are varying degrees of busts/disappointments
Fultz / Lonzo / Josh Jackson / Jonathon Isaac / Frankie smokes / DSJ / Zach Collins / Kennard / Justin Jackson
Lot of time spent on the Wizards with a bunch of guys that aren’t nba players will allow you to accumulate a decent amount tbf.
It’s an impressive class for him to be 4th.
Say what you want about Kuzma, but the dude could get buckets since day 1
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He looks like half my uncles in LA. None deal drugs or have criminal records. Few even drink alcohol. Most work in blue collar healthcare jobs that require multiple background checks. All are raider fans. None watch football. They just really like tattoos and nobody at work cares that they have them.
Wtf lol
California Mexicans are a trip man
When people show racism against Hispanics- it’s usually Mexicans against Chicanos. Look where ICE is recruiting from in CA.
Being a raiders fan is a cultural thing, rams a little bit, and chargers will never have a home in Los Angeles
I’m from Oakland. And at this point we’ve bonded with the LA Raiders fans and we’re just sad they left the state.
RAIDERS BABY
NWA and Cypress Hill wore Raider jerseys so an entire generation of Black folks and Mexicans are Raider fans and don’t actually watch football lmao
Raiders fandom predates NWA and Cypress Hill …they were dominant in the 70s–’80s and had outlaw image plus Al Davis had that mystique. I still remember that Super Bowl against my Skins when they crushed us so badly, Marcus Allen, Jack Squirek…
That being said you’re right about those groups popularizing it.
Next you’re going to tell me they all own pit bulls as well
You only read the part you wanted to read.
Do we know he’s not?
Or at least like a guy who will be forcefully deported to an El Salvadorian torture camp likely for no reason
You are thinking cholos. Cartel members look like ranchers and farmers.
hector
Island boy looking mf
why kuzma tats look more… HD in this vid
New update
nbc and amazon got that 4k
Amazon prime nba look so pristine on the TV
Because this is a stream [insert unknown audio]
You know damn well what that audio that followed was!
His tats are AI.
Kuzma looks like Vato
He leans like a cholo
Elbows up, side to side
Primo hermano?
Hermanos Gutierrez
Kyle Cuhzma
I said forget about it Kuzma.
He’s just an island boy and he’s tryna make it
El Kuz
El Kukuy
Hermano?
I had to put the 3 there, because the post gets auto-removed if you put the word “stream” on the title
Yeah right ni🅱️🅱️a
No he actually says “strthream” if you watch the video
I’m starting a collection
“Stream”
“Jokic Brothers”
“Spud”
“Minion”
“Shams”
“Hilarious”
It’s a great thing you made this collection!
I remember them by heart.
There are few more, one that comes to my mind right now:
Don’t forget Ping Pong
Edit1: Also “meme”
Birthday or b-day
Edit2: Something in the body text here for some reason
I appreciate the compilation of these terms. I imagine some of these were banned for reasons that make sense (maybe a bot was submitting a bunch of spam with “stream” in the title or something) but it’s been definitely annoying to try and submit things and not know why they get auto removed.
The reply to the spud one saying that rule makes sense so people don’t only talk about spud Webb on here lol. Ty mods for keeping the spud Webb talk to a minimum
Is “Lavar Ball” still banned too?
Reddit mods are really special.
That ain’t all Kuzma said there
Unhing3d
What’s with the absolute bitchmade hostility yo?
i think he’s just joking
Quiet down fake tough guy
Obviously this is a joke, but holy shit did it not land lol
I bet Charles Barkley would say about you: “Another fake tough guy on Reddit with cookie crumbles on his fat belly, living in his mother’s basement.”
Real asl. Bitch ahh bucks need to get back to posting more vids for upvotes 🤣
You can say “ass”, little Timmy. D.C. is a shithole, and I’d be embarrassed to ever rep one of their dog ass teams.
He doesn’t know you little bro.
Maybe offer him to suck his dick some more tho and you’ll meet him 🤣
Yep, you definitely grew up in D.C.
Very sad state of affairs.
Ah you got me I’m hurt
Did you meet bucks dick yet?
Very boring troll.
I’m not sure what your obsession is with phallic figures, but at least you’re open to the world about it.
Bruh what LMAO you replied to me dumbass. Sounding straight pussy
Both of yalls genitals look like someone stuck a grain of rice into a raisin.
This generation of ballers are all streamers. Previous were gangsters. What’s next? We go back to the firemen and policemen era?
Anime/TV Show reactors
Reaction dudes being NBA players is already half true. “NBA player reacts to…”
i want to live in this reality
VTubers
Seems like the pattern is jobs that are done for fun. No blue collar comeback 😂
Onlyfans
Gamblers
Rozier is ahead of his time
Robot lovers are next
Durant is going to pay for a Scarjo bot
But can they bathe with all those circuits?
He’ll pay for waterproof components. No power in the verse could stop him.
Milkmen
Plumbers
Tiktokers
Finance bros
Firemen and policemen, then plumbers, then drug/sex addicts, then gamblers, then gangsters/rapists, now streamers/podcasters.
Robots
That’s objectively funny shit talk
I know he streams but what does the lane violation have to do with streaming?
Feels like he got out of the house ready to drop that, did it in the first chance.
You can see him debate in his head whether he wants to say it or not lol
Maybe he’s just thinking of what to tell him in general lol. Like wtf JB why you just stood in the lane the whole time XD
lol he had it planned in his head for a minute and he was waiting for JB to look at him so he could say it
he went through few sentence structures lmao
You just know all these guys practice zingers at home given how there are 5 billion unique handshakes in the nba
I want nothing more than a stream with the court mic’d up so we can hear the chatter through the game.
Plz lmk when you find that
Can’t lie Kuzma fried him
Two champions talking
Kuzma scorched him
Yooo I wanna see a flip in kuz and I might like aggressive, physical kuz…this dude gotta embrace a new mentality with Giannis gone.
Kuzma Klairvoyance > mamba mentality
Time to shine
He’s been pretty solid this year tbh
Yes it is lol
Bro accidentally created a free throw loop.
He was waiting to deliver that one
Why is stream censored in the title?
I believe OP explained he had to alter it because any post with “stream” in the title gets auto removed.
Like it or hate it, that’s championship banter
Kuzma is such a clown lol
LMAOOOOOOOO
Kuz been balling this season
Kuz!?! Lol forgot about him
why is the word stream censored in the title though?
What does that even mean in this context? What does JB committing a lane violation have to do with streaming?
This isn’t a movie / Netflix / YouTube or whatever livestream is on so stop acting like this is scripted or fake.
At least I think that’s what it means.
Few days ago, JB went viral. Made a crude joke on stream: https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1phwipg/jaylen_brown_with_some_interesting_insight_into/
We don’t know what JB is saying to Kuz at the freethrow line. So the context of Kuz’s comeback does come off forced.
Does JB thinks Kyle has “extra chromosome strength” or some kind of ninja turtle? 🤣🤣
Well this video is a Streamable, so…
Forgot a few nouns in the title
Glad someone called his bum ass out he’s been talking crazy on stream lately
Jaylen should have said you’re not Giannis, my ninja
Kuz could then respond ‘you’re not Tatum, stick to streaming’
“FINALS MVP BITCH. Shut your fake vato-looking ass up.”
Classic “player males online content instead of being boring asf” comment from someone who is boring as fuck
Kuzma looks like a lgbtq activist selling acai bowls
If I was JB I would instantly say back to him “you didn’t get the invite for the meeting?what a shame”
Weak asl