[Highlight] Lebron gets up for the monster dunk
“What the actual fuck.” - Every other 40 year old in the world
Bro I am the same age as Lebron…
I could totally do this, I just don’t feel like it today….
LeBron spends \(2M/Y on recovery and rehab. You and I… \)30 foam roller maybe. 😂
Listen, I take magnesium so I’m halfway there.
Just add glucosamine and you’re basically set.
Gotta add chondroitin to be All-NBA tho
Idk what that is but it sounds delicious. I’m in.
Hold on now. Add a knockoff Theragun, BioFreeze, and a tennis ball for plantar fasciitis. We spending a good \(98 on recovery. Much closer to \)2 M’s.
Be cool bro, it’s a lacrosse ball
First of all, that’s just a number people have latched on to. There’s literally no evidence it’s even close to accurate. But even if it was, people in this thread could have unlimited money, and they still wouldn’t be able to do that lol. So what he spends on recovery really makes no difference here lol.
I’m 39 and spend all kinds of crazy money on mental health meds, so we’re basically the same
I’d love to be able to jump that high, but my legs won’t like the landing.
I took my teenage daughter to a comic book store today. I found a D&D campaign book on a bottom shelf and literally hurt my back getting it to show to her.
Failed saving throw, man.
They say Dex is the first to go..
It’s gotta be genetics man. He’s got top tier genetics
Colts fans freebasing copium imaging phil rivers taking them to the sb
I know we were wrong about 39-year-old Philip Rivers, and Carson Wentz, and Matt Ryan, and Nick Foles, and Anthony Richardson, and Gardner Minshew, and Anthony Richardson again, and Joe Flacco, and Anthony Richardson a third time, and Daniel Jones… but 44-year-old Philip Rivers is the one.
seriously… I’m 44
are you philip rivers?
I could dunk back in the day. I don’t think I could grab rim today if I tried, but if I did the landing might kill me.
I’m the turtle
That whole sequence was dope.
LeBron dunk
Bron block
Bron pass
Kornet block
Fox middy floater
Lakers decided to stop playing the game after LeBron’s block. weird sequence
The rest of the lakers somehow look more unfocused than the 40 year old man who came back from sciatica recently
They have bad personell against fast guards and Spurs have a lot of them but sometimes they seem like they dont even try
Don’t forget the arthritis
I’m convinced that LeBron’s aura is so ridiculous that even superstars just get caught watching him because that’s happened so many damn times in his career…. teammates just zone out and end up standing around watching him not anticipating him not moving without the ball, especially in big moments when the crowd gets loud.
Same story every year for Lebron in high stakes games. He’s cursed
It’s coz Luka is a terrible leader. Every single time he doesn’t get a call he doesn’t get up and spends the next 30 seconds bitching at the ref while the rest of the team has to play 4v5. How can you expect anyone to be focused when your star player mvp candidate can’t just play the damn whistle.
They went for another home run play to try and build momentum and then shit the bed instead of just playing sound. Reaves probably attempted the slowest wide open layup I have ever seen and got it sent to fucking Narnia lmao
Luka and Jax just decided not to get back and let the spurs get the easiest two points I’ve ever seen to end the half
He wanted the inbound bad
they disassociated from the peak they witnessed
LeBron trying to carry his team against the Spurs?
What is this, 2014?
Didn’t work then, either. Lol
GOTTEM
Then Reaves and Luka go on to fuck up the momentum smh
Spurs steal pass from Luka
Fox assist to Barnes Dunk
That was all awesome
UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤷♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different
Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this is my life.
Need to throw in a “boy from Akron.”
Are you an AI trained on Bron’s tweets 😂😂😂 this was so accurate lmao
Pretty sure it’s a real Bron IG caption
Oh shit i got whooshed
It is lol https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvo_9JNgwZU/?hl=en
Oh my god it’s real.
He even ended it with a LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE
That caption older than a lotta people in here probably
This sub has gone downhill since the influx of all the 5 year olds.
Can’t tell if you’re serious but this was a real post by Bron 6 years ago… when he was 35
All these nephews who don’t know this classic copypasta truly making me feel like an Unc
I genuinely didn’t know lol. Reddit is the only form of social media i have so the only ones i see are the ones that get posted. My favorite one is the fishy one
This is 100% a real caption
He missed the “LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE” at the end
up there for the funniest caption OAT
not enough emojis 😁😆🤣😂
Not my boy Kornet. He’s dead.
Korndog came back like Jesus and stuffed Reaves right after. Incredible dunk though
Why does he have bedhead every game?
San Antonio women
We know it ain’t the beaches, Chuck told us that one.
He looks like the singer in an ‘80s band from Manchester
He just rose from the dead and blocked Reaves
Reaves choked that crowd pop. fuck sake
Lebron doing that and then getting back to back possessions of Reaves then Luka fucking up killed the vibe from that beautiful poster
Story of LeBron’s career
REBOUND GOES TO THE CAVS JR SMITH………………brings it back out..
Story of his life lol. Teammates letting him down one last time
Instead of cutting it down to 6 the lead is now 12 smh
That was a massive massive play for momentum
reaves gotta take that to the hole man
Quickly inbounded the ball after an elbow to the neck and poster, then blocked Reaves on the following play to kill any momentum. Professional
I beg your finest fucking pardon sir?!?
Arthritis this nuts. HOLY FUCK
Sciatica who ?
SKY ATTACKA
https://streamable.com/cqf9u
LMAOOO IDC WHAT U SAY THATS THE FUCKING GOAT
HE’S 76 YEARS OLD
LEMENTIA STRIKES AGAIN
Okay this is my new favorite Le joke.
OFF HIS ROCKER
AARP by Q3
MJ was not doing this at 41
Who tf cares about MJ right now can’t we just appreciate what is still currently happening right before our eyes? You’ll get lost for eternity in comparison
I care and he wasn’t doing this at 41
He wasn’t in the league at 41.
Lebron isnt even 41. They both played at 40 though. Idc about mj vs lebron, just love being technically right.
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This is the oldest looking poster dunk ever lol I love it
He got a totally reasonable 24” of vert
Greatest athlete ever
LeSciatica Dunk
Old man still got it.
Omg he’s almost 41
Pushing 60 and still turning people into screensavers im crying
Closer to 80, actually. Not sure why people feel the need to make him seem younger than he is. Google is free guys.
Year 23 and he’s still doing this shit….
This fuckery will go on 👑
I feel like I didn’t fully appreciate how damn tall LeBron is until he started doing old man poster dunks without even jumping that high. It’s like he appears closer to a 7ft center than I can ever remember 🤔
He’s gonna be feeling that tomorrow morning
DRUG TEST THIS MAN WHAT THE FUCK
“Random” drug test coming tomorrow. He had a chase down block and a poster dunk
He’s got 12 points and 8 rebounds with 2 blocks at halftime…. He’s been the oldest player in the nba since Iggy and Melo retired
He shouldn’t still be this good
Crazy because it still looks like he’s lost like 70% of his athleticism, that head used to be over the rim
I mean he had 2 guys tryna stop him, he wasn’t gonna get max air like that
This cyborg doesn’t even have blood to do tests with.
LeBuilt Different
Honestly this might be the lowest flying poster I’ve ever seen
Yeah that’s where you know this is near retirement LeBron, I remember that man’s head used to easily clear the rim
Only player that needs testing is that roid-raging T-rex in Orlando
Yeah that MF’er has issues. Who whips a ball at a guy that’s out of bounds when you already have possession and could easily just turn around and take it for an odd man fast break the other way?
Putting the UNC in DUNC
LMAO
Father time is 99999999999999999999999999999999 Wins and 1 Loss
Tom Brady too
Took his whole family from him actually
Football was more important to Tom than his family
That’s my GOAT
Tom Brady said he would retire when he isn’t good anymore then decided that was taking too long.
Phillip Rivers about to test him now
Bronny James Sr. with the hoops.
Bronny is the first to see the dunk coming too
Genuinely didn’t know he could still do that
I saw he had a lane and thought “nah he doesn’t have that.” I was wrong
He was giving, “I am about to end this man,” all the way down the court and then he delivered.
I didn’t know he could still do it off of two feet that’s for sure. We all saw what he did to Lively last year off of one foot so I knew he still had some jet fuel in that rocket launcher of a left leg but i didn’t think he would still be yamming it on 7 footers off a two foot jump.
That was one of the nastiest posters I have ever seen. Holy fuck.
Prime stank face reaction for me
He fucking boomed him
He’s so old x4
What the fuck did I just see????
The opposite of older abuse
abusive elder 😂
He turns 41 in a few weeks
“Thank god this fuckery can’t continue much longer”
We probably have barely a decade more of this.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Shoutout to Kornet for absolutely destroying Reaves on the very next possession
Not sure if I’m blind but that looked like the most wide open layup ever until Kornet came out of nowhere
Same game-winning block he did on Wagner just few games before
Doing that at 100 years old is nasty fuckin work, sheesh
Unfuckingreal
That was disgusting holy shit
The fuckery will continue as scheduled
HOLLLLLLYYYY FUUUUUUCCKKKK
Arthri this dick
This motherfucker isnt real
TASTE MY SCIATICA!
Your move, Philip Rivers
i literally fell off my chair because i was so fucking excited and leaned back hard that my chair went over 😭😭😭
Literally same 😭 the recliner fell forward
Getting a career highlight dunk at 40
The fuckery continues my godddddd
LITERALLY 80 years old
WTF? Off a 2-foot jump too. Not your usual Bron poster.
This brings me so much joy
##ALMOST FORTY-ONE FUCKING YEARS OLD
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?!
UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE#striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑#jamesgang👑 #bronknows
🤔Something is REAL 🐠 🐟 🎣 🐟🐠 going on
This man will be posterizing MFs in his 50s
Lakers decided to stop playing after this play. Never seen a poster kill momentum for your own team
The fuckery still going!!!!!👑
what the fuck
Holy shit.
Where’s the nephews saying he was washed last week
LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
Off two feet!
I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father. I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he’s very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it’s un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a “freak of nature” …..maybe it’s truer than we know. I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron’s mom was a crack whore (is drug addicted prostitute better?) it’s just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people. and the government has a history of using prostitutes and impoverished people in “experiments.” read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have prostitutes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s. I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like “well let’s test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this.” it’s not all that crazy. you don’t think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it’s been documented. you don’t think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better. he’s some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that’s why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say “look at this, you don’t wanna fund this on a larger scale?” and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league? I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn’t see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now….. until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible..
At this point the dude is going to be going up for dunks in the NBA at 60 years old
hecantkeepgettingawaywithit.gif
One of the best dunks ever by a 40 year old!
My goat
Good god almighty. They killed him. As god as my witness, he is broken in half.
Nah man, dude’s turning 41 in 3 weeks, what the fuck
how did did dude do dis
Jesus Christ
Put him in the dunk contest!!!
HE’S TOO OLD TO BE DOING THAT.
HEYYYYYYY
he’s 40
MY GOAT DOES IT AGAIN
sick dunk. tech on almost anyone else the taunting.
LeOffensive foul, but also LeGod daaaamn
Welcome to your Kodak moment!
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing gah damn
Holy shit lol
45 yr old btw
I didn’t know my goat still had it in him tbh. Wow
The GOAT
My king
his head is now only slightly under a foot below the rim and he’s still yamming it on fools😅
LEBRON I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUUU
Holy shit he’s 41
That was filthy
fucking tank
that’s just not real lmao
It will continue
that was the most old man poster i’ve ever seen. beautiful 😭
IM LEAVING HERE WITH SOMETHING