LeBron jokes with guy in the crowd that said “You still ain’t got no hair though”, “It happens… I know what I do got though! And I got plenty of it!”
I’m seeing other comments being witty about injuries, money, and achievements. I’m over here assuming he’s talking about his dick.
LeHammer
LePipette
LeShlong
LeDong
LePeePee
LeJohnsons
LeSnek
LeEndowed
LePetitPrince
LeInches
LeFeet
That’s Steph.
LeNgth
Savannahs getting LeTitrated tonight
LeTitsNow
LeLong James
Lmao he learned from Ant “My dickk bigger then yours!!!”
LeArned something today
Well I’m a dumbass cause I though the same thing
LeNis
“You know what NBA players have massive dongs? THE BEST ONES!!” - Seth from Superbad
I had a rare syndrome where I drew NBA players dicks all the time.
Something like 3% of kids have it…
Dicks? Like a man dick?
i mean it has been on tv before
Same here. Other comments had me feeling like a lecherous weirdo
It’s ok. U still are
how can you have plenty of dicks I think having more than 1 would be pointless
what are you doing to do put on your spare dick when it falls off
More than one pointless?? You lack imagination my friend
Plenty could refer to volume as well as quantity, so it wouldn’t necessarily mean more than 1.
He was probably talking about dick rings
Not 1, not 2, not 3…
Two dicks means two holes at once.
Don’t knock it til you try it.
Or double the girth for one hole.
Guys is it gay if my dicks touch each other?
Only if you don’t make eye contact
Instructions unclear: I’m now cross-eyed
Ahhh fuck I looked in the mirror
Oh I thought it was a pubes joke
it’s even funnier as a pubes joke
He leaves it ambiguous on purpose. Therefore your interpretation is not wrong.
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He is
And today, you discovered a little bit more about yourself.
LeDingo??
LeDingDong
Same. LeHeavyBalls
Akron Hamner
LeDivineHammer
He is right?
Well Lebron flashed it on national TV years ago so you can go look for yourself.
The average NBA dick must be a full 2 inches longer than the average non-NBA dick.
LeHog
Hairline might fade but the rings, records, and longevity ain’t going anywhere 😭🔥
Money money money mooooonaaaayy
Money talks!
It really does, mine says goodbye
He’s talking about his penis
LeMeatRider
My internal voice read this and now im upset
I hate you both.
LeHateUsCuzTheyAintUs
LeHNNGGG
He already said longevity.
⏸️
Putting up last night’s stat line with that hairline is a flex in and of itself. He’s been embarrassing other teams his whole career, but this is something else.
And millions. Loooots of it
The lion does not concern himself with a fading hairline
LePenis
How y’all thinking about penis ‘straight’ away, this sounds like money talk😭
Bc he woulda just said “yall broke”
No he wouldn’t. He would be shitted on for looking like he’s above people. He was annihilated years ago for saying something to the effect of “bad comments don’t bother me; the haters still have to wake up and go to work in the morning”
It’s for sure money, these people are weird
All the non weird people just kept scrolling if we’re being honest.
LeSchlong
Anybody that makes fun of another man’s baldness should be cursed with a faded hairline. All bald men should be able to react to such insults with a pointed finger like a gypsy and yell “I curse you!!”
Just go Old Testament and summon a bear to maul them
She bear specifically
Wait, y’all other bald men don’t have this power?
Actually it’s a hate crime against bald community, according to L.D.
That Bald Asshole
I think it’s funny when people try to make a bald joke and I’m just like…. ya I have more self confidence then I’ve ever had
And free haircuts
Yup! That shower is just an extra 5 minutes every 3 days…. much less time than stressing in the mirror about where my hairline is going
Agreed.
I imagined their hands shaking with rage while they point lmao
i just wish he would’ve gone bald already, that shit would look great on him instead of whatever he has now
I think it would be a lot funnier if the guy heckling was completely bald already
Chirping at him probably made him pop off late in the 4th.
LePoked LeBear
He means pubes.
LeBush
LeSecondTower
He’s got a bush? What the hell?
Yeah it’s huge, keep up on the lore little bro
We should be able to watch a little bit of porn at work
You’re looking at a nude egg
LeMonsPubis
You can hurt LeBron mentally and spiritually, but not financially
“LeBron James Punished With Lifetime Pandora Subscription He Has To Pay For”
We know Bron, we saw when you were fixing your shorts many moons ago
You had that clip playing in 10x slo-mo to analyze huh 🤔
I don’t wanna talk about it
LeTrauma
LeInterestingBabyArm
NBA really about to fall off once LeBron retires. Appreciate greatness while you still can
I watch full game highlights on YouTube. LeBron and Lakers get 3 or 4 xs the views other games get. Steph and KD come in next. New York and Boston after that. Denver and Minnesota do alright. Thunder don’t do well at all. I think it was last night’s games where they had the lowest views (YouTube full game Highlights) than every other game. This league has to make some new stars. It’s already falling off but it could collapse.
Doesn’t that correlate pretty well to the size of those teams respective markets?
Wemby gets plenty of views when he has an amazing game or an otherworldly highlight which tends to happen a lot
If he can stay healthy
I am not the biggest Lebron fan but that was a good example of how players should deal with hecklers. Old, patient and rich helps that I guess.
While true this is also a pretty chill heckler and done the “right” way. He is laughing and just having some fun. The ones you see guys blow up on are using racial slurs or targeting them in some way that should be off limits like calling out their kids/family or saying they are going to physically harm them.
Things that should be off limits like your last name….
Yeah. Family should be off limits. The racist ones are perplexing. So you pay enough money to get close enough to the floor of an NBA game to be racist? Now that is a mental health issue on the fans part. I mean does the fan go like, Imma spend $1500 for these tickets, then they get there and are like, I didn’t know there would be POC here? It really makes your head hurt. It was like the racist Clippers owner back in the day. Like, you know, that your an owner of a sports team? You were not aware that… ahem, there would be people unlike you? Anyway, my rant for the day.
That’s a pretty chill heckler though. I have heard some bull shit that would be hard to just laugh off like that.
True, that heckling Giddy got was different. Did he deserve it? Another topic for another post I guess. But everyone can’t Ron Artest into the stands either.
He’s referring to medical ailments here
Teams are blitzing Luka and Reaves, leaving LeBron open and putting him in a Draymond-ish role…. except this Draymond scores 30. Funny thing is Draymond did score 30s during the 2016 Finals and guess who took him down…
Bron already setting-up his LeComedian career for when he retires, I can feel it.
This isn’t even good trash talk
This is not trashtalk though. Sense of humor and charisma are insanely useful skills to have. It can open doors to a lot of opportunities.
God I hope not
The Akron Hammer
He is clearly talking about love, or his dick.
LeFamilyGuy
That was such a good response from Bron. Those fans in that section got their money’s worth and much more!
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how can you tell
I find it weird that sideline spectators say goofy ass shit to athletes but would crawl thru broken glass to spend 5 minutes with that same athlete.
I think teasing an athlete about his hairline isn’t really goofy, it’s a fun interaction
Yeah, heckling is part of sports. Now there is certainly a point where it becomes harassment, but this certainly didn’t cross it
Those same people will say anything for clout when a camera is recording.
I thought he talking about his dick or whatever
I know the 15 year olds in the comments think about penis jokes 24⁄7 but he’s clearly not talking about his penis. He wouldn’t say “plenty” to describe it. The word “plenty” would mean he’s getting a lot of a COUNTABLE quantity of it, like he’s getting a lot of dick from other dudes.
He’s clearly talking about accomplishments or money. If he wanted to talk about his own penis and its size, he would have used a different phrasing.
Thank goodness you’re here
I thought he’s talking about money. Why would he say he has plenty of dick or pubes?
To be funny
Lol this is the perfect level of fan/player trash talk
That got him fired up in the 4th. Worst thing you can do as an opposing fan.
I feel like Lebron has finally gotten to the point he doesn’t give af what people say. It used to really affect him, but he’s in his own league now.
The fuckery still continues
Big dick energy lol
Enjoy this man while you can. It will be a sad day when he retires.
A+ court side banter
Great clapback because he could mean about 50 different things by this and they’re all correct
“We love you GOAT” ….. people really just want attention lol
LeWell Endowed
Verbal tomahawk dunk on this fan
6’8” wasn’t referring to his height…
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LePipe
Le hammer
Dih
I love little fan interactions like this. I’d watch a long compilation of them.
Forget who it was but some MLB fans were asking an outfielder if he preferred boobs or ass and it cracked him up.
Tacos. He’s talking about taco Tuesday
Told white man you can’t compete with the LeHammer 😤😤😤😤
what the hell he mean by that lmaooo
Dick or money?
LeFattestHogInTheLockerRoom
LeHumble
He cant play nonchalant though as he was trying anything not to shave his head
Nah I thought Bron was broke lol.
its balls.
Pubes??
Arthritis?
Pubes? Lots of pubes???
LeTurkey
Pubes?
Rich Bald guys getting emotional watching this clip over n over
“YES ! GET HIM !”
He’s talking about his ass hair
He’s the GOAT of clapping back on the court as well 👏👏👏👏
Lebron is literally immune to criticism. There is nothing you can say to rattle the guy. We all have a lot to learn from that.
I hope he plays till he can’t make a roster. Him still being in the league is like a piece of childhood that’s still alive well into adulthood. It was the same with Brady
Bron has more than enough money to solve his hair problems. If he cared that much, he’d of done it by now.
Oh yeah this is truly old man bron.
Toe deformity
This kinda makes me like him a bit more.
Gotta be talking about money
He’s going to turkey after he retires. He’ll be rocking a Afro as a analyst for inside the nba in a few years
LePlenty
Points
His hairline may fade but him being King douche will never die.
Bron really b hearing all the hecklers
He means stress right?
Im lovin year 23 Bron aura
LeMeat James.
thought its about his ball abilities smh watching too many highlights
meanwhile Bronny is like
Look Im not a fan of LeBron but fans these days are wack. Man losing his hair has nothing to do with the game or him being a legend. What does that even do saying something like that?
“Still wake up poor”. Too bad guy can’t buy class
Lepenis
Waiting to go to turkey 🇹🇷 till after retirement
Give me all the 40+ year old LeBron goofing around during the game. I don’t care if it gives JJ an aneurism.
Zero Effs Given lebron is going to be lit
Money and respect
Broke behavior if you ask me 🤷🏽♂️😂