DNP -  ingrown nose hair 

I know it’s seen as an “older” injury, but arthritis basically ended Todd Gurleys career at like 25. Shit happens I guess

When Al Horford was on OKC I remember he got a DNP-Old

DNP - lost the tennis ball covers for his walker

DNP - lingering knee pain from this one time back in nineteen-dickity-seven…You see back then we said dickity…

As someone who is younger than LeBron but had to deal with gout, I really doubt any athlete would ever face it, even if they have a heavy meat diet, simply by the amount of exercise they partake in and water they’d have to drink. And certainly not in the pros where they’re constantly monitoring their nutrition, hydration, and getting physicals.

I got gout at 28 - I’m old as fuck

 I’ve had sciatica. It fucking sucks and is 100% why his performance is down. 

☝️🤓 Technically gout is arthritis.

Source: I have gout.

I was an ultramarathoner, and I have arthritis all over the place. Beat up those joints enough, and they’ll let you know.

DNP - Excessive Date of Birth

Glaucoma

First player to take days off for the birth of a grandchild

Surgery (denture installation)

LeBron is my first overall pick but this gave me a real life chuckle. Not a Reddit lol.

Tim Duncan: DNP - OLD

One of the Alz-heim greats to play the game

No, he drives a lincoln

I had to check like six times. I still don’t believe my eyes.

I laughed at the joke for a sec before I realized it’s actually not a joke.

DNP - OLD

They didn’t even mention his LeMentia

Would be hilarious if it was LeBron making a joke up as his excuse just to rest up lol. If not then damn Unc is nearly done.

Mans is absolutely retiring

Out: Lebron James (old)

LeFallen and LeCan’tGetUp

LeTirement Home

LeThritis

LeAARP

LeLumbarLightning

LeClapper

Father Time really is undefeated :(

Yeah this really looks like the end of the road for Bron, doubt he’ll play much longer with these types of injuries. First the sciatica and now arthritis.. For a second there, LeBron made it feel like this day would never come. A testament to his longevity.

LeSeniorCitizen

LePensioner

I had it for the first time ever couple days ago and honestly didnt know how i could go on with life. I was on the floor whole day with legs bent ⁹⁰⁄₉₀ on a chair. Horrible. It got better after a day fortunately…

It’s HORRIFIC, especially as a fat guy, (yes I’m aware of the effect weight has on it working on that), your teeth chatter, you can’t get out of bed or stand without waves of pain shooting up your leg and back. Thankfully for Bron he is extremely fit and has decades of experience in sports recovery but the shit is ROUGH no matter who you are.

Forgot he had a game today

LeMentia

LeTeriorate

Mfer is going to get Alzheimer’s and forget he’s old and this fuckery starts all over again.

The smallest twists set it absolutely on fire

When I first got it I could hardly move, legit was walking like a 100 year old man. And it took months to feel normal.

Okay I can’t be the only dumbass that was confusing it with psoriasis

And a very annoyingly specific type of pain that goes away when it wants

All hype gone. AR probably gonna go for 50 with 25 free throws and we still lose

I believe in Nick Smith Jr

I don’t if you are being sarcastic, Nick Smith Jr. is genuinely entertaining, plays fast as hell.

This is really the answer

They could have just said sciatica and not arthritis though! Didn’t have to do him like that

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It will be justified. Dude has incredible wear and tear on his body.

We’re just welcoming him into the father time crew. I’m 40. It is indeed sad on this side unfortunately.