Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	OT	Total
Minnesota Timberwolves	27	27	28	19	11	112
Sacramento Kings	23	23	31	24	16	117

Team	PTS	FG	FG%	3P	3P%	FT	FT%	OREB	TREB	AST	PF	STL	TO	BLK
Minnesota Timberwolves	112	40-97	41.2%	13-42	31.0%	19-22	86.4%	15	61	21	28	9	17	4
Sacramento Kings	117	42-97	43.3%	7-26	26.9%	26-28	92.9%	11	58	27	21	9	12	3


Minnesota Timberwolves	MIN	PTS	FGM-A	3PM-A	FTM-A	ORB	DRB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	±
Jaden McDaniels^SF	37:16	6	3-10	0-3	0-0	2	6	8	2	2	0	4	5	-6
Julius Randle^PF	38:41	17	5-13	1-4	6-6	2	8	10	5	0	0	6	4	-12
Rudy Gobert^C	40:44	11	4-6	0-0	3-4	5	8	13	1	0	2	2	3	5
Anthony Edwards^SG	40:15	43	16-29	5-11	6-8	1	6	7	4	3	1	2	1	-12
Donte DiVincenzo^PG	37:03	17	5-14	5-13	2-2	0	4	4	1	1	0	1	2	6
Mike Conley	24:57	3	1-4	1-4	0-0	0	2	2	5	0	0	1	3	-3
Naz Reid	23:26	15	6-15	1-6	2-2	3	4	7	0	0	1	1	4	0
Terrence Shannon Jr.	07:22	0	0-1	0-1	0-0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	3	-4
Jaylen Clark	06:24	0	0-3	0-0	0-0	2	1	3	0	0	0	0	2	1
Rob Dillingham	08:48	0	0-2	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	3	3	0	0	1	0
Joan Beringer	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bones Hyland	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Joe Ingles	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Johnny Juzang	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Leonard Miller	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Enrique Freeman	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Rocco Zikarsky	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sacramento Kings	MIN	PTS	FGM-A	3PM-A	FTM-A	ORB	DRB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	±
DeMar DeRozan^SF	31:42	33	9-16	0-0	15-15	0	0	0	4	2	0	2	2	0
Keegan Murray^PF	44:24	26	10-19	3-5	3-3	2	13	15	2	2	1	0	3	6
Drew Eubanks^C	13:17	2	1-3	0-0	0-0	1	1	2	1	0	0	1	0	-9
Zach LaVine^SG	31:48	7	3-10	1-6	0-0	0	3	3	1	1	0	1	3	-4
Russell Westbrook^PG	28:42	7	3-11	1-5	0-0	1	6	7	7	2	0	4	3	3
Precious Achiuwa	34:01	10	5-8	0-1	0-0	1	6	7	0	1	1	2	4	19
Dennis Schröder	24:18	6	2-8	0-1	2-2	1	4	5	9	0	0	1	1	2
Maxime Raynaud	13:55	1	0-4	0-1	1-2	1	1	2	0	0	0	0	3	-5
Malik Monk	26:04	22	9-18	2-7	2-2	1	1	2	2	1	1	0	0	15
Nique Clifford	11:35	3	0-0	0-0	3-4	3	3	6	1	0	0	0	2	-4
Keon Ellis	05:12	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	2
Devin Carter	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Doug McDermott	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Dario Šarić	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Dylan Cardwell	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Daeqwon Plowden	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Domantas Sabonis	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Isaiah Stevens	00:00	0	0-0	0-0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

_SpyriusDroid_ | Kings

263 | 2 hours ago

Some are saying the Kings may never lose again.

Sac-Kings

86 | 2 hours ago

Vivek log off of reddit and for the love of god do NOT touch the trade machine

km912 | SAC

17 | an hour ago

We need to make trades asap, but trades to get worse and offload the veterans.

Ok_Pineapple_Num | Warriors

28 | an hour ago

Being real – the Kings aren’t a terrible team… their early schedule was just BRUTAL and made it look worse than it is. Still not a good team ofc, but not bottom dwellers.

theREALMVP | Kings

19 | an hour ago

Yeah this is accurate. Probably still a bottom 8-10 team but nowhere near the worst. Trouble is thats where we always land and miss out on the top prospects and then also cant draft well enough to hit on the mid-late lottery picks. Team needs to bottom out

Ok_Pineapple_Num | Warriors

3 | an hour ago

Yeah I’d agree with that. Having all these good-not-elite players like DeRozan/Lavine/Sabonis/Westbrook is purgatory bc you’re definitely not going to contend or even make the playoffs, but you’ll also win too much to pick top 5. Long-term it’d be much better to just gut the team and rebuild. But oh well, at least yall get to watch the team slay Western conference contenders sometimes, which is pretty fun.

_SpyriusDroid_ | Kings

7 | an hour ago

Pretty sure we’ve had the hardest opening schedule. Combine that with some bad injury luck and yeah, our record isn’t great. That said, we’re not a good team and this roster needs a lot of work. But I think we’re better than a lot of folks give us credit for.

loscarlos | Kings

3 | an hour ago

they’re also a significantly different group of players than last year, even at the end of the season with all kinds of people having played out of position geling in their first ~15 games together. Again I’m under no illusion about the roster but if you have a bunch of talented guys and give them enough time they might just figure out a semblance of a game plan that works for them better than the first game of the season.

ieffinglovesoup | Kings

15 | an hour ago

69-13 here we come

_SpyriusDroid_ | Kings

2 | an hour ago

Nice.

CorporateKnowledge5 | Spurs

10 | an hour ago

Kings and Pels WCF book it

HeavenlyE

233 | 2 hours ago

Russ turning the ball over then immediately getting the steal and passing it to Keegan for the lead is the Westbrook I love

jk521

59 | an hour ago

Keegan won’t hit the 3 if it wasn’t from the opponent’s turnover. All part of the plan

loscarlos | Kings

26 | an hour ago

Westbrook was born to be a Kang

analyzingnothing | Nuggets

10 | an hour ago

He truly is the reincarnation of Oscar Robertson. The prodigal son has come home.

EffWyPipo

15 | an hour ago

Westbrook in crunch time in pure chaos. sometimes you get a critical bucket, other times he’ll throw the ball into the nosebleeds and knock out a fan

xXEliteEater500Xx

11 | an hour ago

The Westbrookian Cycle os all about the highest highs and lowest of lows!

Gyroflex | Timberwolves

224 | 2 hours ago

new worst loss ive ever seen just dropped

Exotic_Pension_9993 | Suns

62 | 2 hours ago

You lost a game where you were up 8 with 55 seconds left last weekend

Gyroflex | Timberwolves

53 | 2 hours ago

im aware, i had to watch this game, this was worse

DrChiz | Kings

31 | 2 hours ago

Kings literally never led the entire time in regulation lol. But y’all sold so hard to get us to tie it. And OT was even more insane of a comedy of errors. Ruining out tank job

Gyroflex | Timberwolves

19 | an hour ago

we made one bucket in like 7 mins to end the 4th while the coach sat on his hands and then whatever the fuck OT was. The suns loss was at least just a single minute of dogshit CTE ball, this was basically a real life like 30 mins of the worst basketball you could watch a team play

DrChiz | Kings

3 | an hour ago

It was pretty insane the last 3 mins of regulation and OT. I mean it was a great game all game back and forth. But y’all went brain dead at the end on top of us really hustling.

JohnnyWarlord | Timberwolves

6 | 2 hours ago

This was 15 9/11s we are letting ant down rn

purplenyellowrose909 | Timberwolves

11 | an hour ago

This one’s worse.

The Suns are a decent team, the Wolves just shut off for a minute.

Here, the Kings are pretty bad, never led at any point until OT, the Wolves shut off for a minute to give up a 10-0 run again, couldn’t redeem themselves in the final minute, and then completely choked OT away. All with the power of hindsight from the Suns game and the “learning process” quotes.

Once is a fluke. Twice is a habit.

Rocky-Rocker

48 | 2 hours ago

Bad week for Minnesota sports with the Wolves and Nine stinking it up.

next_door_nicotine | Kings

13 | an hour ago

Minnesota United lost in the MLS Cup western semis too.

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8 | 2 hours ago

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Rocky-Rocker

6 | 2 hours ago

Nein

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2 | 2 hours ago

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xXEliteEater500Xx

5 | an hour ago

At least they have the Wild

Regular-Beat268 | Mavericks

46 | 2 hours ago

So I was sitting on my couch today and I realized - ever since I started watching, every single game of the season has been worse than the game before it. So that means that every single game that I watch, that’s the worst game I’ve ever seen.

frallet | Timberwolves

30 | 2 hours ago

This guys gotta go

GunsmokeIV | Kings

16 | 2 hours ago

Eh, just your annual OT loss to the Kings. See you adorable fluffy pups next time.

But seriously, our match ups has to have the most OTs, we do this shit far too regularly

Isthismynextusername | Timberwolves

2 | an hour ago

Finch continues to only play 7 players; with the 3 youngsters getting sub 10 minutes and rarely any shot attempts. If this continues, Finch is getting fired.

purplenyellowrose909 | Timberwolves

3 | an hour ago

10 Kings players getting more minutes than Clark and Shannon combined is a crime

the_mexican_menace | Nuggets

2 | an hour ago

i mean why would he play them lol they suck

shangalang69 | Raptors

141 | 2 hours ago

everyone check on your wolves friends

VictorAkwaowo1 | Mavericks

90 | 2 hours ago

Going from JJ McCarthy terrorism ball to whatever the fuck this is, gotta be rough for them

ContributionThis6788

17 | 2 hours ago

JJ McCarthy is out this week and this will be the game Finch gets fired for throwing games and deported by cash Patel. If not, then we riot.

MomCrusher | Timberwolves

7 | an hour ago

oh god its the seahawks 😭 this is a nightmare

ContributionThis6788

5 | an hour ago

Don’t worry maybe Darnold will think it’s a big game, then it’s an easy 4 interceptions for us

(Our offense will have 14 total yards)

Prestig33 | MIN

2 | an hour ago

Brosmer is gonna throw for 4 tds and somehow end up being worse than Jamarcus Russell the rest of the year after winning the starting job.

GunsmokeIV | Kings

5 | an hour ago

Vikings subreddit is gonna be the most toxic place on earth if Sam Darnold wins.

eutectic_h8r | Raptors

1 | 30 minutes ago

I don’t think “if” is necessary

Rocky-Rocker

14 | 2 hours ago

Just gotta hope Nine shows up.

Pal__Pacino | Lakers

28 | 2 hours ago

I don’t think they’ll actually trade for Ja, but it feels about 10% more likely than it did 2 games ago lo.

GalactusAteMyPlanet

8 | an hour ago

The Timberwolves need smarter players. Trading for Ja Morant isn’t going to solve their problem. You also don’t want Ja Morant on the team potentially being a bad influence on Edwards.

shangalang69 | Raptors

7 | 2 hours ago

lol imagine the scenes

Proof-Umpire-7718 | Lakers

4 | an hour ago

They do desperately need a pg so it would make sense.

Ant’s elite shooting, paired with the other shooters they have, can cover for his spacing concerns. You could go small with Naz at C to cover for the spacing issues if needed.

shangalang69 | Raptors

11 | an hour ago

Yes they need a pg but Ja Morant is NOT the answer lol

cloudypp123 | Kings

26 | 2 hours ago

Losing to kings bruh u need therapy lol

GunsmokeIV | Kings

13 | an hour ago

Therapy ain’t saving them, but we will save them a spot next to us.

Prestig33 | MIN

11 | an hour ago

Got any room by the beam?

GunsmokeIV | Kings

8 | an hour ago

Always for Timberwolves.

cutedogs28 | Timberwolves

2 | an hour ago

Therapy, 300mg extended release bupropion, 100mg Zoloft and I’m still looking for you to get my seat.

not_so_bueno | Rockets

5 | an hour ago

Crazy to me Lowe and Rob had them a top 3 team last week because Curry went down in their series.

shangalang69 | Raptors

4 | an hour ago

maybe a touch of love in front of the home crowd

shangalang69 | Raptors

76 | 2 hours ago

this was some of the best worst basketball i’ve ever seen

ContributionThis6788

31 | 2 hours ago

This was a Chris finch masterclass. I love how he stared at the floor doing nothing for 2 games now as his team blew a 10 point lead in the final minutes

Sharcbait | Timberwolves

9 | an hour ago

Hey we have a real pitbull on defense, and our offense is sputtering in the halfcourt…. nah leave Grandpa Mike out there.

ContributionThis6788

6 | an hour ago

Clear mismatch that they’ve used to score every bucket on? Eh what can I do about it buddy I’m only the head coach with two timeouts

SnooDonuts9093

8 | an hour ago

What do you want to see from Finch? Feels like your late game offense is just kinda capped with weak on ball passers in Ant and Randle (relative to the league) and some of the worst connecting passers as a supporting cast (Gobert, Naz, Jaden, Dante). You’re only decent ball mover is the corpse of Conley. Bones and Dilly are also heinously bad ball movers as back up point options

ContributionThis6788

5 | an hour ago

I want him to actually play matchups, and call plays to players strengths instead of have other coaches coach around him, because they know exactly who he’s going to sub in at the same time with the same group doing the same exact thing like he’s just some bum Walmart worker going through the motions. If someone’s playing well? Give them more minutes. If someone’s a mismatch? Get them the ball. Maybe play your PG you traded 2 first round picks for. Maybe call either of your 2 timeouts when the other team is on a 6-0 run in the last 2 minutes of the game and hunt a mismatch you have on the court every time. Instead of staring at the floor like Mitch McConnell doing absolutely nothing looking stupid in the face? Having Anthony Edwards bring the ball up, dribble the ball for 22 seconds and then take a stupid contested iso shot for the last 5 minutes every game isn’t coaching, and he should be fired for it. Honestly I’m surprised Edwards is good enough to keep him from getting fired for this long.

nhthelegend | Timberwolves

2 | an hour ago

This is the thing. Our PG play is so uneven that it completely handicaps the offense. Conley is only a stationary threat from 3. He has no juice off the bounce anymore. He also gets (successfully) hunted on defense way more than he used to.

Dilly looked tentative out there tonight, did a couple nice things but he got pulled quickly with the game in the balance, not a great sign as per usual lately.

I almost would have liked to see Bones tonight, that’s how you know it’s desperate times

baby_yoda_hunta | Rockets

3 | an hour ago

Learned from his senior Kevin McHale.

atrex01 | Timberwolves

16 | 2 hours ago

Thats how i feel every game i watch. Wolves are some of the most talented dudes but also dumb as hell.

EffWyPipo

6 | 2 hours ago

someone clip all their turnovers + offball foul lol

Her0Gamez | Kings

72 | 2 hours ago

LIGHT THE BEAM!!!!

DinoLaserFight | Kings

5 | an hour ago

BEAM ME UP 🟣

MoooonRiverrrr

4 | an hour ago

🚨‼️🗣️🗣️🔊

Electrical-Map1473 | Kings

69 | 2 hours ago

They saying we’re gonna get the 10 seed 👀

companyofzero | Raptors

20 | 2 hours ago

Anything can happen in the play-in

Nugur

4 | an hour ago

PatrickBeverlycrying.gif

SnooDonuts9093

19 | an hour ago

You have derozen and Lavine it’s predestined

Anonnameaccount | Warriors

61 | 2 hours ago

Minnesota could not have played that last bit of OT worse lol

oftenevil | San Francisco Warriors

10 | 2 hours ago

disgusting hoops

nhthelegend | Timberwolves

6 | an hour ago

The last 5 minutes of regulation to the end of OT were just heinous selling by everyone involved, except Ant, maybe

JoseZ1 | Puerto Rico

55 | 2 hours ago

Let’s see who the Wolves play next after this embarrassing loss.

The 17-1 Thunder in OKC

Oh great… I am straight up not having a good time.

IMadeThisOn6-28-2015 | Lakers

42 | 2 hours ago

Whats going on with the Wolves, this doesn’t look at all like a team that went to the WCF two years in a row? Where’d the defense even go

Proof-Umpire-7718 | Lakers

36 | an hour ago

Conley is beyond washed now. They need an actual starting pg.

OKC2023champs | Thunder

8 | an hour ago

Should go after Harden

Fallingcity22 | Knicks

15 | an hour ago

Ofc u would say that

No-Alternative2897

5 | an hour ago

The agenda is strong in this one

pretzeldoggo | Kings

3 | an hour ago

We have a Dennis Schroeder or Westbrook for you guys

the_mexican_menace | Nuggets

29 | an hour ago

mike conley merchants and unfortunately mike conley is washed

Morezingis | Timberwolves

19 | an hour ago

Coach lost the team. Randle is walking. Conley and Donte couldn’t guard a traffic cone. Finch refused to develop our young perimeter guys. Jaden is a head case.

Take your pick.

CloneWarsMaul | Celtics

13 | an hour ago

Conley is old*

EffWyPipo

4 | an hour ago

they dont make WCF if Curry didnt get hurt

Emergency_Can1625 | Knicks

37 | 2 hours ago

I miss my Precious

nhthelegend | Timberwolves

5 | an hour ago

Damn I knew about Chalamet but Gollum is confirmed Knicks fan now?

GunsmokeIV | Kings

5 | an hour ago

I get why Knicks and Raptor fans love him.

PrimaryAccording9162 | Kings

36 | 2 hours ago

This Keegan Murray dudeeeee

LaLukaDoncic | Cote D'Ivoire

3 | an hour ago

He sooooooverpaid, what does even do except regressing each years.

Bunch of dumbass.

TheBlueLenses | BOS

5 | an hour ago

I don’t remember what thread it was, but people were comparing a young guy with Keegan to shit on Keegan and questioning what he has even done. I got shat on for propping him up with his 3s and defense jeez.

Konk11 | Timberwolves

32 | 2 hours ago

One takeaway is the Kings are better than their record and their coach is actually pretty decent. Made some good adjustments in the end game.

The other takeaway is that right now we are dookie.

iluvugoldenblue | Kings

14 | an hour ago

been saying it, schedule and health have been bigger enemies than roster construction.

DrChiz | Kings

4 | an hour ago

I told people that when you look at last season and where we finished, then look at the roster changes and additions we made and have continuity with Doug, we would have a better record. At least 43 wins.

Now obviously that doesn’t account for missing Sabonis and Keegan for a dozen plus games so coupling that with the schedule, these are expected results.

That being said, I’m in favor of a tank at this point. So every win now is a second chance for Vivek to go “hey let’s get Lamelo or Ja!”

Dishonorab1e | Kings

29 | 2 hours ago

KEEGAN

Sandasmandas

20 | 2 hours ago

MURRAY

Standard_Landscape_6 | Kings

14 | 2 hours ago

MURRAY

DrChiz | Kings

27 | 2 hours ago

What an insane sell by Minnesota on top of amazing hustle by the Kings. 10-0 run at the end of regulation. Demar basically ties it up with up back back AND1s (almost)

Then in OT… Kings up 1 to inbound, Minnesota fouls before the inbound, then Demar takes FTs, up 4… and then Precious steals the Minnesota inbound.

I mean Minnesota wth lol

Aspery-

23 | 2 hours ago

Literally just take lavine off the kings and they’ll improve most obvious case of addition by subtraction I’ve ever seen

SmokimNoah | Bulls

14 | 2 hours ago

Sabonis and LaVine are definitely hurting them. They gave up. Kings have looked better when Sabonis is out and LaVine has zero shame

DrChiz | Kings

29 | 2 hours ago

I mean it just so happens when Sabonis left, is when Keegan returned lol. It’s cause of Keegan does everything on both sides of the ball, we would be doing even better with Sabonis there. Sabonis didn’t quit, dude has had THREE different injuries before season start to date and played through them lol

Tyler_DLMG_14 | Kings

4 | an hour ago

People don’t understand just how good Keegan is because he is on the kings

BillFrackingAdama

5 | 2 hours ago

I did notice LaVine cheering hard on the bench, even though he was sitting in crunch time.

SmokimNoah | Bulls

3 | an hour ago

Him and Monk seem to have a good relationship. He could be injured but idk he seems mentally gone. I’ve been watching him for 9 szns for a majority on really bad teams lol, and this is the first time it seems like he doesn’t even care to score

MichHughesBMNG

4 | an hour ago

Him, Monk, and McDermott were golfing together on Saturday - saw him leave the course in his Raptor

SmokimNoah | Bulls

3 | an hour ago

You shoulda told him to tighten up!

MichHughesBMNG

3 | an hour ago

lol - Monk is there like constantly

IEatDummyCheeks | 24

3 | an hour ago

Lavine yes, Sabonis nah, I think it’s more so that Keegan’s come back and so far is playing with a different motor than we’ve never seen before these last couple games

SmokimNoah | Bulls

2 | an hour ago

Lavine started off the season well. He has been benched 2 out of the last 3 games deservedly so. Sabonis is their best player but doesn’t look like himself. Maybe he’s not as impactful because he’s injured though. If the kings are gonna be any level of decent, they need those two to be the guys

Positive_Narwhal_419 | Thunder

3 | 2 hours ago

Or just have him come off the bench

Repulsive-View-7317 | Nuggets

25 | 2 hours ago

I feel a little better now

Rocky-Rocker

22 | 2 hours ago

Wolves really need a point guard.

MolingHard | Nets

10 | an hour ago

Would having a better PG change their philosophy, feel like their clutch time game plan is gonna be iso Ant plays no matter what

MlKE_G

6 | an hour ago

Trading an unprotected first for Dillingham was a huge risk that seems like it won’t pan out. That same pick could gray you a quality, proven starter.

PM_me_datSmile | Kings

21 | 2 hours ago

You know what, hell yeah.

Love Precious! Shoutout to the Pizza Guy Malik Monk!

Kings had so many opportunities to lay down and die. Fought through this. Light the beam!

PrimaryAccording9162 | Kings

19 | 2 hours ago

Are we back?

zelena_salata | Nuggets

12 | an hour ago

As bad as the Kings seem i rly think 5-13 is so deceptive given their tough schedule. They’re closer to a 40 win team than to 25 win team

menziebr | Kings

5 | an hour ago

I kind of agree, but I think it’s also just hard to say. This team seems to turn it on against good teams much more so than bad teams, so I see a lot more horrible losses against beatable teams in the future. Then they can pull off a few wins like the past two against the teams they really are trying to show off against, but most of the time they’ll still come up short even if they put in a good effort. Could still end up in the low 30s or high 20s especially if injuries keep coming or half the team gets traded.

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9 | 2 hours ago

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Rocky-Rocker

7 | 2 hours ago

The Wizards?

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2 | an hour ago

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GunsmokeIV | Kings

4 | an hour ago

Aren’t you guys undefeated against teams under .500? It’s not like we played against JJ McCarthy.

NolberryFinn | Kings

21 | 2 hours ago

We’re gonna end up 35-47 aren’t we

mr_suavecito | Kings

2 | an hour ago

Yup. Buckle up

CBmartin129 | Kings

19 | 2 hours ago

So apparently having Keegan makes us a better team.

lily-malek | Kings

9 | an hour ago

he’s so good

SusanBliss

18 | 2 hours ago

Back to back last minute chokes is crazy

acogintime | Kings

15 | 2 hours ago

I didn’t watch this game, but confused nba fans probably don’t realize how important Keegan Murray is to this team, Kings are a much better team (although still bad) with him. He’s the only plus defender in the starting lineup and we are god awful without him, and he’s only been back for a few games

JSTN32 | Kings

18 | 2 hours ago

I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Keegan Murray. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Keegan. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

MichHughesBMNG

3 | an hour ago

uhhhh I feel very uncomfortable

PLCwithoutP | Rockets

1 | 26 minutes ago

I feel violated

PrinceOfPooPoo

15 | 2 hours ago

FUCK YOUR COUCH MINNESOTA

iluvugoldenblue | Kings

6 | an hour ago

found the vp’s burner

dinonuggies3210 | Warriors

16 | 2 hours ago

Do the Wolves run any clutch time plays or does Finch just tell everyone to watch Ant iso?

InsaneCookies21 | Kings

14 | 2 hours ago

and the kings abandon the tank for the 40th year in a row…

Cudi_buddy | Kings

2 | an hour ago

Ready to lost in the play in again and get the 9th pick

Accomplished-Law-652

13 | 2 hours ago

Just needed Keegan back. Title incoming.

k1ngkoala | Lakers

13 | 2 hours ago

This win is going to convince Vivek to keep the current roster 😞

Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n | Rockets

8 | 2 hours ago

Ant can’t win with these ~~Wolves~~ cats

Radical-Six | Timberwolves

10 | 2 hours ago

Still the dumbest basketball team in the league and nobody is coming for that title any time soon 🙃

bdybwyi

8 | 2 hours ago

As a nuggets fan

Insert James Franco “first time” meme

atransformerr | Kings

7 | an hour ago

Our second come back win in a row. Kardiac Kings are so backkkk

Gyroflex | Timberwolves

8 | 2 hours ago

Chris finch watching a 10-0 run go by after we make 1 basket in 7 minutes to end the fourth, and STILL not using a timeout is an all time terrorist play

Licoi | Warriors

7 | 2 hours ago

Ant is still the best SG in the league. Idk what happened with this Twolves team but they look much worse than last season

dinonuggies3210 | Warriors

8 | 2 hours ago

Still resorts to hero ball way too often. Many ill-advised shots in the clutch today.

RansomGoddard | NBA

6 | 2 hours ago

That was a great CTE hoops game

fiasgoat | Kings

6 | an hour ago

Unfortunately Keegan is that guy

that will cause Vivek to do some more unspeakable things

lily-malek | Kings

6 | an hour ago

precious achiuwa MVP campaignings are now

Finklesworth | Knicks

6 | 2 hours ago

CTE Timberwolves

Responsible-Bass4020 | Thunder

5 | 2 hours ago

send da beam

keljinBLEVINScousin | NBA

5 | 2 hours ago

Immaculate Vibes > Tanking

NorthAmericanVex | Spurs

5 | 2 hours ago

I just don’t understand how Rudy Gobert still has zero offensive game

Edwards kept spamming drives to the rim because the Kings have zero rim protection and the 7’1” guy does not use it to his benefit at all

Putrid_Caramel3301

5 | an hour ago

Kings fans are eating good this week

IntotheBeniverse

5 | an hour ago

I think general nba fans underestimate Keegan’s importance in his role. While his 3 point step has taking a step back since his rookie year, since then he’s developed a well rounded defensive game, has become a better slasher to the rim, and has become a good rebounder.

Again, this doesn’t change the trajectory of the Kings and Vivek’s dysfunction and lack of vision, but it does show the impact Keegan has, even on nights where his shot is struggling to fall.

ChildrenMcnuggets | Magic

4 | 2 hours ago

Wolves found a way to unclutch it!

problem973 | Warriors

4 | 2 hours ago

What a way to lose a game. Unreal. Wolves literally gave it away

No-Alternative2897

5 | 2 hours ago

Damn, that’s a stain to wolves pristine 10-0 run against below .500 teams

devkon-_-2k | Raptors

4 | an hour ago

I think the wolves are done. Realistically none of their wins are against a single notable team, and they consistently lose to bad ones as well.

This team has no future, call it quits and blow it up before it’s too late. I know frauds when I see them

BruinBound22 | Kings

5 | an hour ago

Haha, take that Cleveland Browns! You are back to being the worst franchise you losers!

Pismiire | Kings

4 | an hour ago

Fuck it, we ball

No-Research-9656 | Wizards

4 | 2 hours ago

Lmao y’all lost to the fucking Kings 😭

KayG | BOS

3 | 2 hours ago

Those turnovers by both teams were so sloppy.

defiantcross | Suns

3 | 2 hours ago

Lol i thought my night was bad

cl353 | Heat

3 | 2 hours ago

wtf was that OT by the wolves, either they got scored on or they turned the ball over immediately after the rebound on simple passes

Positive_Narwhal_419 | Thunder

4 | 2 hours ago

KANGZ

TheBailyDaily | Timberwolves

5 | 2 hours ago

Guess we had to have our embarrassing loss to a bottom tier team eventually this season I just didn’t want it this early

MichHughesBMNG

6 | an hour ago

what is bros beef with the Kings

cl353 | Heat

3 | 2 hours ago

Nine is so bad thats crossed over sports and infected the timberwolves

Renegadeforever2024 | Raptors

3 | an hour ago

Demar was vintage tonight

loscarlos | Kings

3 | an hour ago

We might one day look back at this kings roster as having the most Hall of Famers of all time

loscarlos | Kings

3 | an hour ago

I’m not a massive advanced stats guy but I’m pretty sure Zach LaBeam was defending his ass off today.

No-Equipment-20 | Lakers

2 | 2 hours ago

VERY tough 2 game stretch for Wolves fans

Training_Ad7030

2 | 2 hours ago

We are the dumbest team in the entire league. Oh my god. If Finch doesn’t go nuclear in this post game, this team is lost.

Thealbumisjustdrums | Heat

1 | 20 minutes ago

Finch is the reason they’re so dumb because he himself is dumb. Y’all need a better coach.

Shingorillaz | Timberwolves

2 | 2 hours ago

It’s been like four years of loses like this It’s time.

IonHazzikostasIsGod | Raptors

2 | 2 hours ago

Was told the west was the better conference. Was told DeMar was bad. DAE “what are Kings doing”. Find shame

JohnnyWarlord | Timberwolves

2 | 2 hours ago

Name a team more braindead ill wait. We do this every year and its so hard to watch

FreeHat1234 | Knicks

2 | 2 hours ago

Wolves suck

HuruHara | MIN

2 | 2 hours ago

Its just so cold some times, man. What am I even doing !?‽

whyte_ryce | Kings

2 | an hour ago

Wolves got inspired by JJ with those passes at the end

asakuranagato

2 | an hour ago

Westbrook 🔥🔥🔥

rumblegod | Thunder

2 | an hour ago

Can wolves fans explain why Randle got less than 17 shots?

Chessh2036 | Hawks

2 | an hour ago

LIGHT THE BEAM

Celtic_Legend | Celtics

2 | an hour ago

How are the wolves struggling so bad?

AsAboveBotsBelow

2 | 2 hours ago

Yeah Randle for Towns was a bad trade idc what anyone says

Team needs a catalyst other than Ant that isn’t streaky

jimboharden13

6 | an hour ago

And KAT isn’t streaky?

They’d also have had to let go of Naz and others had they kept KAT.

MolingHard | Nets

5 | an hour ago

I mean KAT can be sorta streaky too, especially in the playoffs

And he’s making $10m more then Donte and Randle combined, which is especially daunting with the new CBA

DragoniteGang | Timberwolves

1 | 2 hours ago

Charles Barkley is right🥲

Intrepid-Fruit-5178

1 | 2 hours ago

Kings switched every coverage late and Ant settles for jumpers against cones too much

devkon-_-2k | Raptors

1 | an hour ago

I can only imagine making hundreds of millions of dollars to close out a game like that. Athletes can be pathetic. That was a joke. Wolves should be removed from the NBA

MichHughesBMNG

2 | an hour ago

I mean Ant was trying his absolute hardest, he scored in the 40s for crying out loud

The Sacramento Kings (5-13) defeat the Minnesota Timberwolves (10-7), 117-112.