[Highlight] Franz Wagner milks his brother Mo before the game
That’s a wild headline lol
And surprisingly accurate
It’s provocative and gets the people going
No one even knows what it means.
Ze Germans get freaky bro
Good to know
I invented swag
lol true
Thank you for this
Yea I was confused and then it all made sense
Disgusting act
That’s udderly whole some
Yea that wouldn’t be my go to
The sibling thing? Or the milking thing?
The milking thing with a sibling
average european household
“I like the way they think”
That’s very true
let out a “whew” when I saw the video. This could have gone another way.
Would’ve been taken down so quickly lol
Not if it’s a step brother!
Plot twist !
I love how intense Mo looks as he sets up his thumb udders.
You have to be intense when waiting to get milked, gotta get into the zone
I mean yeah, you’re in the barn; 1 more point and ya win
Most chill German
His thudder game is on point though
This is like some shit you’d see from the McPoyle brothers
thumb udders… good god internet
Was very nervous clicking play
Was very disappointed after watching
This was the best possible outcome lol.
Was it? 🥺👎👎🫴🫴
Was expecting a purple nurple
Was not disappointed. Well played OP
Moo Wagner
Franz Wagyu.
10⁄10
I laughed unreasonably hard at this.
My friend, you cow to no one.
Yes…yes.
I love german milkers
Mmm those big floppy gutentags
Gutenbags
Obligatory Rammstein music video - D T
I don’t think you need to translate from German to figure out what the video is about
Shouts out Milena Velba
Didn’t know euchre was popular in Germany tbh
As one does
Lebron played against milk men this hurts his goat case
Goat… cheese
If one has a brother one must milk him
Idk with who but i’m using this with someone !
Nothing to see here folks, just 2 bro’s being dudes
/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/
And they say Germans don’t have a sense of humor.
Who said that? I’m German, tell me. WHO SAID THAT?
Funnybot
I’ve only seen this playing euchre in the Midwest when you’re in the barn (9 pts out of 10) so you milk the cow
our big German boys learned a thing or two during their time in Michigan then (I say “our” as a Michigan alum)
Exactly what I thought of. Never saw it in the wild tho lol
I’ve seen it as part of some like theater kid warm up games or something but that’s it.
I like to throw out chicken feed to peck at or slop to hog gobble too
Aint nothing wrong with some brotherly milking 💪
Profile pic matches
you have time to delete this
Lmao had a friend in high school who was an exchange student from Germany who did this, didn’t realize it was an actual thing
What “thing” is this? WTF lmao?
Milkin your bros
it’s only natural
I’m having a rough day, and this legitimately made me laugh. Thank you.
My dog passed away less than 12 hours ago and I’ve been sobbing randomly non-stop. This brought a chuckle to my depression today. Thank you for the humor post for real.
Shit, I’m sorry to hear that. Losing a dog is really heartbreaking, been through it a few times throughout my life. My sincere sympathies.
thank you brotha still crying as I’m typing this… I appreciate you taking the time to reply man thank you seriously means a lot 🙏🫂
Sorry dude Went through that myself. 🫂 Here for ya bud.
thank you brotha trying to keep my head up high for my dog 🫂
watched it at least three times
The Wagners are in the barn, milking the cows
I had a german friend who ate milk and beef for breakfast. I thought he was the weirdest dude but maybe I just didn’t understand his culture
Nothing wrong with some milk steak.
How long has this been going on for?? This is better than whatever the fuck curry did.
No curry’s nbacirclejerk celebration is goated
we need this every game lol
I miss Mo playing, one of the best energy guys in the league
HAHAHAHA
That’s udderly ridiculous
Bill Walton would be proud
Do I suddenly like Franz Wagner?!
They were in the barn. Standard operating procedure
Natural milking motion.
Those guys grew up playing euchre I see (some in the Midwest, please know what I’m talking about)
Wait this is actually creative
The milking brothers
thats just what we do here in Germany.
I actually had no idea those guys were related.
They live together lol
They milk each other
Wear the freshest clothes and hang out with the hottest guys
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The regretted it by Kuminga’s second year
He WHAT?!?
They’re Euchre players
Funny headline
Deutschland.
Had high expectations from the headline. Left in disappointment
One can dream. 😞
Imagine if Bronny did this with Bron
Four pumps and no tech
the cow is revered in german culture
I didn’t what to expect but to take the headline literally 😂
Farmers handshake
“MILK ME, BRUDER!”
udderly amazing
I need no context
Would be hilarious if you blurred this video beforehand lmao
Good idea
he did WHAT to his brother!?
why is this marked nsfw
Is that from a movie? I remember that being funny years ago haha
What da hell
Wagner Bros to the Knicks confirmed?
I was ready for a full-on White Lotus situation
Europeans built different
NBA’s McPoyles
That’s funny as hell.
Pause
Couple of Orlando bros
Incoming suspension
I thought it was the Germany’s shirt from Italy 90 and it gave me nightmares, but it looks like it’s the new one.
But it’s going to give me nightmares anyway.
This is fucking hilarious. And Mo’s face when he goes to do the teets. Too good
“I have nipples, Franz. Could you milk me?”
The Boyle twins from Always Sunny.
*McPoyle
As a kinky guy I saw that headline and went “um what”
What in the white lotus??
It’s Udderly disgusting! XD
Fine, Ill milk the cow, but we are NOT drinking any Merlot
In the barn
mo is a funny dude I liked the little interview they did with him
Amazing celly / handshake
Mo looks like prime Brendan Fraser here
Say what now
Lakers better lock this mother milker up for this
Origin (?) Sorry only found a TikTok
Thats udderly weird