Channing Crowder trolling Kevin Durant: “You know why else I’m hot with you…because you have not blessed the world with your DNA, we can’t get a lil Kevin or Kevinita bro we need this to continue”
Channing Crowder wants to be blessed by Kevin Durant’s DNA, he said it
Kowalski, analysis
Perfectly normal to think about the quality of another man’s sperm
Username checks out
Guys this is merely 40% gay at best
Those are rookie numbers, you’ve gotta pump those up
Pump you say?
So he’s basically a quarter bi.
80⁄20 gay/bi
“I’m hot with you bro”
He’s hot cause he’s fly
You ain’t cause you not
Don’t disrespect Mims
boom roasted.
He’s tired of just a taste of him
He needs the whole load
The whole unmanaged load
The hardest load.
I just believe that KD is fucking brilliant for always having magnums or getting a vasectomy. No baby mama bullshit
If KD did get a vasectomy, the brilliance is actually not publicly coming out and saying that he got a vasectomy. Lot of women out there probably thought they hit the jackpot.
HIPAA is the homie if that’s really what went down.
We know he doesnt need magnums after how hes handled all this
Fair
Baptize him in his DNA
Easy money sniper right 🙃
That’s weird
Dude probably has his kneepads on.
The chances that his kid would become a professional athlete would still be slim, but the chances that they become an internet troll would be quite high.
The chances that his kid would become a professional athlete would still be slim
Low in absolute terms, high in relative terms.
If your dad is 7ft tall and can provide access, connections and opportunities that no one else can, your chances are a whole lot better than damn near anyone elses
The amount of Jr’s that are in the pros across sports…
Kevin, Otto and Michael
Don’t forget Steph Curry lol
And Klay
And Bronny…..errrrr maybe not the best example
He’s literally one of the best 600 players in the world. That’s a hell of a feat.
Yes, in those terms…I just meant in the context and the people referred to above me
Let’s be real he’s not getting drafted if not for his name
And Seth. And Dylan Harper. And like a third of the NBA. The rest are just rich kids without NBA dads.
I just learned about Craig Porter Jr the other day! If your last name is Porter you clearly have to name your son Jr.
eh, the chances are prettty good actually, with many pro sports children in pro sports themselves across all leagues. the chances that they match KD of course are slim to none. but if he had 3-4 kids, money is on one of them being pro level.
I’ll say that’s pretty high, Jordan’s kids were barely D1 and Lebron’s son is a fringe g leaguer at the moment
You have to remember there are only about 450 NBA players at any given moment, probably another 50-100 players overseas who are good enough to make the league and 60 younger, cheaper players are drafted every year (and if you haven’t shown flashes by the time you’re 16⁄17 the cards are already stacked against you). Besides President or Dictator it’s the hardest job to get, and nepotism can only get you so far.
Just to hit the league though? If your dad was cool with folks then there’s an excellent chance he made enough relationships to at least get their son a chance in the league. Might not stick. But you can probably get a foot in the door for a few ten day contracts.
Even if they didn’t have their dad’s athleticism, they’d have access to every resource to train at a high level from the moment they learned how to walk.
Slimothy McVeigh
Slim Reaper Jr
The Slim Tweeter
Tweetantula
Well it depends. If he is as tall as his dad; chances are well above 80% - injuries / medical issues only would stop that
If he is a normal height, less than 6 ft, extremely low, but still higher than your average joe
Yo KD Burner accounts will not take this slander.
A “WORLD CLASS” troll!
man what the hell are we talking about
I wish it was practice atp.
20 suicides 20 pull ups 2 minute finger tip drills
Go on then
TALKIN BOUT PRACTICE??
He’s talking to KD about load management.
declining birth rates
all this basketball talk really takes away from the important convos on demographic shifts
We ain’t talking about practice - we talking about game time.
Don’t worry, KD gonna hit that buzzer beater fs
yup. enough talking. more doing. lets all get blessed by KD’s dna know what im saying!!?
Yeah I know they’re half joking but these types of conversations always make me uncomfortable. Not everyone wants kids, not everyone wants to settle down with someone.
it’s really none of his fucking business and it’s very clear KD doesn’t want to be in that conversation.
Advancing technologies will be both our savior and our doom
We’re talking about KD cumming in a uterus.
Shai’s dad said he would breed Jeff Teague’s wife. This shit is out of control
That’s such a weird thing to say
You’ve never had another man ask you to bless the world with your DNA? Regular sht
Shai’s dad was out here offering to breed people’s wives to give them championship pedigrees so you know
Nobody wants a meatless pedigree
If anyone it was his mom’s genes.
I did last week. It was super weird. Having something in common with KD now is even weirder
I mean kind of kind of not lol, a 41 year old asking a 37 year old when they’re gonna have kids is p normal, but this is locker room tier banter so of course it’s gonna sound cruder lol
Yea I agree it was obviously meant to be funny too he’s on a podcast but he’s just asking if he wants kids in a weird way. I feel like most people who think this is weird just don’t talk to people of that age group. I’m in my 30s without kids. I get asked this often by my friends who have kids and my family
being in your 30s without kids is like blood in the water, everyone jealous that you still get to take vacations lol
i do in some ways regret waiting so long, my dad was able to do stuff with me that i’ll probably struggle to do with my kids due to age and physical limitations. but financial stability and emotional maturity trump everything - there are ways i’ll provide for my kids that my parents never could
Lol this is very true. To the other part of your comment, my dad had me at 40 and my mom at 38. We still did a lot together such as throwing the baseball to each other, camping trips, amusement parks, ect…
You won’t be too old man
i wish we can go away from this mindset that everyone needs kids. it’s okay if someone doesn’t want them lol
It’s the way he’s asking it.
Like KD is obligated to pass on superhuman basketball genes for his entertainment purposes vs, hey, I’m genuinely curious if you’re thinking about having kids soon
He’s not asking KD when he’s gonna have kids, he’s making fun of KD for not having any yet, literally demanding KD to have kids.
I assume they have a very friendly relationship, because that kind of talk is completely out of line from an acquaintance.
Pretty tame for Crowder
Definitely is. But still funny. I’d rather have a question like this from time to time than hearing the same questions and answers
He openly said he goes to nudist colonies. Hes off
Eh there’s nothing off about nudist colonies he’s weird but not for that
You know who Channing crowder is? He says some wild shit, this is relatively tame for how he speaks
He said it weird for sure with the dna shit. Totally feel for KD tho. as a fellow millennial who is the same age and childless yes of course we fucking know the concept of kids so shut the fuck up about it already
Yeah and also, what if he’s impotent lol. People are so intrusive asking people about them not having kids
You could’ve just said infertile, why did you go right to erectile dysfunction lmao
Honestly, I used them interchangeably, thanks for the clarification though
Dawg, this is a regular in East Asia. About a billion adults in saunas and tables asking why you don’t have an old lady to spread your seed.
They just fucking around man damn!!!
Outjerked my Channing Crowder
KD’s rizz is just “im kevin durant you know who i am”
Except that time he said he’d drink ScarJo’s bathwater
+5 legacy points
His rizz went up with that one idc it’s valid
No no no, you misunderstand.
His normal rizz is just saying i am kevin durant you know who i am, except when he elevates his game like that time…
He belongs in the HoF for that tweet alone.
He was young then
Like none of us wouldnt
He just had the balls to say it
his rizz is practicing jumper form in the club
Considering how he’s an all-time baller that line is enough for most girls
I think he’s waiting to retire to do the whole family thing
Forget the weird comment, Is Kevinita the best name you can get from Kevin ?
Well Caoimhe, or anglicized Kiva is the female version of Kevin technically
Edit: This is a real answer.
I can’t tell if this is a real answer or not
Irish speaker here, the name Kevin comes from the Irish Caoimhín (e.g. Caoimhín Kelleher), this apparently shares a root with the name Caoimhe in old Irish.
Caoimhín Kelleher reference in the NBA sub wow
Maybe just Kevita?
Keva
That is actually Serbian slang for “mom”
Kevisha
Kevanna
Kevonda
Bro is hilarious with these type of questions. Will never forget him asking Shaq how he does it when he’s so big compared to most women.
Thats a good question, I saw a video of Wemby recently and can’t lie I was thinking the same thing lol, not necessarily in a sexual nature tho, just in general, it has to make someone feel like a child.
Wemby would break like a twig under the big women of San Antonio
Only way to stop him at this point. Instead of bountygate like with the Saints in the NFL, it will be bootygate, where NBA coaches will try to hire big booty women to seduce Wemby and snap him like a twig
Two weeks of Duolingo French and they set
and they need to be fluent in Brandon Sanderson.
How else do you think he got stronger this off-season?
Those “monk” videos were just a PR smokescreen, heck they even got Hakeem in on it too - resistance leads to strength
My guy went and trained on St Mary’s street
Nah bruh you got the timeline confused. Thats why he went to train with the monks. Ive seen these shaolin monks get kicked in the groin and dont even flinch. The monks taught Wemby how to stay hard and not bend under the weight of any challengers.
Barkley a legend for that!
Yeah all these comments acting like this was weird have never watch Channing before. This was far from weird for him. If there’s a wild viral moment from the pivot it will 99% be from a Channing Crowder question.
Yeah, and teh thing is you get a sense that he’s not doing this for clout or clicks – like he genuinely is curious when he asks lol
He really does. He’s just a big curious himbo. I would love to kick it with him
Great players rarely have kids who are great at the same sport for whatever reason
Sooo many professional athletes these days have parents that were professional athletes. I expect that trend only to increase. Genetics are wild.
It’s also that they are getting great coaching from a young age all the way up.
I remember when my son played against Doc Rivers younger son in AAU. This kid wasn’t a genetic freak or anything like that but he was still clearly the best player out there. He was a PG and you could tell the kid just understood the game on another level.
They could also afford to go to every single or major camp over their life….which nowadays cost thousands of dollars for some camps requiring travel.
Also, their diets/nutrition/healthcare are probably better than average kids.
Not sure how much about genetics. Rather from a young age you know what’s up with trainings, recovering, supplements etc. You immediately have access to facilities that peers will get access to in college or later
Even with great genetics, professional sports level is so high level making it there is tough. One of the big reasons being that children of super great athletes grow up with enough security in life to not have the drive to push themselves for greatness. Which is why you see a lot of supergreat athletes who are children of non-notable but still good athletes.
In basketball I can only think of a few, but I am sure we will see more in the future.
Basketball is definitely tougher than some sports because it is so dependent on physical characteristics (not entirely, but height being a huge variable that can’t be learned or trained). Bam and A’ja’s kid, should they have one, is going to have a pretty good starting point.
Its also why in racing (and bowling to a lesser extent) you see a lot more family dynastys, because those sports are more learned skills than athletic talent.
Cause they pick wack ass baby mommas with no athleticism. Gotta get lebron and Serena to have a kid.
Chill we have Bam and A’ja for that.
Project American Wemby is a go
Yup they all with IG models so they end up making a kid with glass knees and five inches shorter than them
It seems a lot of goats have og baby mommas. Curry, lebron, etc have kids with high school sweethearts. I’m sure they’re happy but a high school sweetheart is less likely to have the genetics necessary to make an NBA player (and that’s ok).
This is it. Superstars tend to either marry their hs sweetheart or use their fame and fortune to snag a model later on. It’s the roleplayers who spend four years in college and marry their fellow D1 athlete girlfriends who end up having superstar kids.
It’s genetic lottery man. Goes for entertainers too
Scottie Pippens kid is great as fuck, if he had like 4+ inches in height he’d be a top 30 player in the league probably
the biggest answer is karl malone’s bastard kid becoming an nfl player on his own
and dennis rodman’s daughter becoming a soccer star with not a lot of involvement with her dad
I keep forgetting bastard is an actual description and not just an insult, I watch too much anime 😭😭
Dell Curry’s son is not too bad either
Yeah Seth has an incredible highlight reel ngl. You won’t find many shooters like him.
I think this isn’t quite the right way of looking at it.
They rarely have children who make it to the highest levels that they made it to. We judge it as “did you become a great NBA player” yes or no. Their kids are often really good players, just not quite top tier (a role player in the NBA is still an objectively top tier player).
I think it’s more accurate to say that the highest level leagues are so competitive, that even if you have all the genetic advantages in the world your chances of success are still low.
Also not everyone is cut out to be a parent. I’d rather make the decision to not have kids and regret it, than to have kids and wish I didn’t.
Because it’s incredibly rare, for any individual regardless of their parents, to be great at a sport lol
It’s an advantage though, I think in the Warriors-Celtics 2022 finals I think like a third of the main rotation players had fathers who played in the NBA
off the top of my head Steph, Klay, Horford, Gary Payton II, Wiggins
You say it is rare, but the list of 2nd generation NBA players is pretty long
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_second-generation_NBA_players
“You the only one on Netflix without an old lady”
“I got a nephew”
Yeah, so my queer ass also says I got a nephew when asked about kids. Uh leave Kevin alone.
This really isn’t the place to speculate but yeah was thinking the same thing.
Yeah we should all just drop this, shi ain’t no ones business. Know there will be people think the same, so posted the comment so we could say, leave the man alone and drop this.
I don’t even care what someone’s orientation is, not everyone wants kids. Not everyone can have kids. And not everyone can afford kids. I don’t think a lot of people who aren’t in that situation understand how painfully unaware they’re being when they go on about someone not having kids. And this goes for everyone.
I’d say this is a really weird thing to say, but this is the dude who goes to nudist colonies with his wife, so they can look and…stuff…
What a weird fucking thing to say.
id be fucking flattered if someone said that to me lol
I hope you bless the world with your DNA bro. We need a little Natural_Elevator_830 bro we need this to continue.
Not really. Pretty funny
People say weird things to their friends also he basically just asked when he was gonna get a kid
The Straights are not ok.
What kind of glazing is this fellas???
Channing Crowder:
Laments Ciara marrying a “lame” like Russell Wilson and expresses disbelief that she prefers him over a “realer” man like Future.
interviews Mike Tyson and talks about being able to see Mike’s penis through his shorts.
is upset that KD hasn’t “blessed the world” with his DNA.
Think this guy has some other issues going on.
You forgot how he use to go to the bathroom on himself during NFL games…to get an “advantage”
it should really not be normalized to be asking people this kind of question. what if he has fertility issues? what if he had a child but his partner miscarried? they should leave him alone.
It’s literally harassment framed as a joke. I don’t get why people are concerned about another man’s sex and dating life. What if KD was asexual?? What if he was just a super private person etc
That’s just weird shit
Pause.
This is fucking weird lol
All things considered KD handled that convo very well. Because to be honest it was invasive af. It’s nobody’s business whether someone wants to procreate or not and why they have or haven’t.
Why are people always obsessed with other people having kids!? Leave people alone. What if he can’t???
KD fine being called an unc.
Shaq, MJ, Pippen, LBJ, Magic all tried. Being in the NBA is way more than DNA.
This is the kind of sports related content I’m looking for. Thanks for sharing.
This is the worksafe version of what Donnie Nelson supposedly said to Arvydas Sabonis back in day
“When the breakup of the Soviet Union happened, we told Arvydas [Arvydas Sabonis] that if he cared anything about the future of basketball in his country, **he would go back and fuck every chick he could possibly find. And he better not use the blanks — he better use the 7-foot-4 cartridges. Then in 2010, Lithuania would have all this talent. Obviously, he didn’t listen, because I don’t see any 7-foot-4 kids out there.”
#PAUSE
Weird for a man to be concerned about another man’s reproductive concerns
Damn. I have never thought this about another dude. Weird af question even if it for an anomaly like Kevin Durant. Besides, DNA is 50⁄50. There’s a higher chance that KD is gonna have kids with a non athlete.
“Hell Nawl can’t do dis” - Anthony Edwards KD
What if he can’t have kids…
Grown man upset with another grown man that he hasn’t emptied his seminal vesicles yet
why does KD always get asked ab this lmao
this weird, right?
KD dont like girls so ain’t going to happen
hot take: my dawg is gay. & thats okay nothing wrong wit that
He particularly wants KD to bless his world with his DNA. Preferably over his face
A little LeBron is what the league needs
They could even call him something like “Bronny” so they don’t get them confused. Since their play styles and physique would be identical.
He’s playing off the rumors that KD don’t like women. He knew this could go viral.
Wanting another man to procreate is really weird behavior
Bruh leave him the fuck alone. It’s so different asking women questions like this isn’t it?
That’s a fancy way to say “cum on me”
Channing : “You see my wife ova dare?”
Have we considered the possibility that he’s a homosexual? Just asking questions
KD’s probably the goat famous athlete at keeping his personal life private.
This reminds me, anybody remember that Olympic livestream where he was meeting a bunch of athletes during the opening ceremonies, and some female athlete from Belgium or Netherlands said she wanted to hook up with him, and KD was like AHAAAAA and abruptly ended the stream lol
What a weird ass comment to say. Raising a child just to pass on your genetics instead of actually wanting to be a parent is unfair to that child
Grown man worried about another grown man who is technically a stranger not having a kid is off man. As men we gotta do better
KD is an internet troll with a NBA side hustle. He’s HOF in both hobbies.
We don’t need another.
Weird as fuck
Mfers get around dudes with more money than them and start saying shit like this…