[Highlight] Wemby’s full post-game interview: “God knows I’ve worked fucking hard this summer”
“Fine me, I don’t give a shit. It’s my league now.” - Wemby
I mean, he’s also going to be a billionaire by the time he retires with how contracts are rising
As long as the cba allows it
He has high Aspirations
At least HEB actually makes the players appear in commercials for their aspirations in San Antonio.
Give me Wemby ice cream or I’ll scream, HEB!
Wembys French vanilla
Turns out Wemby is also a tree expert
He is a tree
If Clippers don’t get punished this year Ballmer needs to throw 100 bills at Wemby
That’s Steve Ballmer’s music!
What’s Steve Ballmer doing in the Wemby zone!!
Definitely not planting trees
And his health. That’s the only thing that can stop him at this point. Healthy AD played tough defense and it didn’t even matter. What’s Wemby going to do to everyone else?
2 more seasons of this garbage
It’s a bubble
Is it? The league is profitable and the player salaries are indexed on revenue. That looks like a very stable setup to me.
Good. Wemby will probably use that money to try and end world hunger or something.
Touch some wood quick. We all hope he’s going to be a billionaire!
its not the NBA anymore, its the WEM-BA
Take your upvote and get out.
WEM V P
we’re on live
I DONT GIVE A SHIT
I know
Let me ask you this
“Je ne donne pas mierde”*
^^*Used ^^Google ^^Translate, ^^might ^^be ^^wrong
Holy shit that was a bad translation. (not on you, Google sucks)
It’s “merde” in French. And if you want to translate “I don’t give a shit”, it’d be “J’en ai rien à foutre”.
Merci
It’s weird because Google trad translates it to “Je m’en fous” when I write “I don’t give a shit”
It sanitizes while translating. But the idiomatic translation would be :
I don’t give a fuck, I don’t give a shit : “j’en ai rien à branler” => “i can’t even jerk off to it”, “j’en ai rien à foutre” => litteral translation to “i don’t give a fuck”
also, bonus one:
It’s a pain in the ass : “ca fait chier”, “ça me casse les couilles” => “it’s having me shit”, “it’s breaking my balls”
Thanks for coming to my fucking ted talk
Adam is a weak boss.. you can get away with anything
With the clippers flair too
When you’re a star you can do anything.
You can grab em by the balls!
Somewhere out there there a parent going “WOnT sOmEbOdy tHiNk oF tHe kIdS”
After a night like this, Wemby can say whatever the fuck he wants
Whose kids are up at 12:15am?
Everyone is Wemby’s kids
And it’s beautiful
Je m’en bats les couilles
Pardon his French.
Most of the meals that Wembanyama ate at the vegan monastery consisted of zucchini and rice noodles
gonna get on this ASAP
Imagine David Robinson, Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili continuously giving you guidance and instruction how to improve your game. Wemby tonight looks like a star of whole different level than last season.
Then U do a one on one summer camp with Hakeem
And every day at work, you can walk into Pop’s office to ask for advice.
I don’t think the draft was rigged for him by any stretch….however…if it was, then I’d totally understand.
Yeah I think it was. Wembys gonna be the face of the league if he can be healthy. Silver is smart enough not to send him to the hornets.
Plus wemby already wanted to be on the spurs so he’ll probably stay.
Imagine David Robinson, Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili continuously giving you guidance and instruction how to improve your game.
This really ain’t fucking fair dude. This is some star-alignment chosen one shit
Spurs are the Packers of the NBA
Can you elaborate? I don’t watch NFL & am interested in the comparison
Football teams live and die by their quarterback. It’s the most important single position in any team sport, and many teams spend years (if not decades) looking for a superstar QB to lead them to sustained success.
The Green Bay Packers had Brett Favre play for 16 seasons, and Aaron Rodgers play for 15 seasons, back to back. Both guys won multiple MVPs and will be going to the Hall of Fame. In addition, the guy who followed Rodgers (Jordan Love) has won a playoff game early in his career and shown high level flashes, even if not yet at the Hall of Fame level of his predecessors.
31 years of uninterrupted HOF QB play, and possibly hitting on three franchise guys in a row, on an unassuming, small-market team, makes for a very good comparison between the Packers and Spurs.
As a fan of one of their rivals, it’s fucking infuriating.
Yeah, you guys finally get Favre in the twilight of his career and then he does that.
Hall of famer Brett Favre transition to hall of famer Aaron Rodger’s transition to Jordan Love who looks damn good but not legendary yet. Not a year between any of those guys with an average QB.
he spanked my boy AD so bad, AD looks like a role player 😭😭😭
It looked like Austin Reaves trying to guard AD out there.
You’re forgetting his fellow french man Tony Parker. There’s also Gobert. There’s also Nic Batum, a long time NBA vet, that has given him guidance.
he was sneaking out to eat his protein though lol
Little known fact, there is a hole in the wall beef noodle shop right next to the shaolin monastery where the monks get their beef noodle fix.
Is this true?? And is it okay that I’m picturing Po’s dad’s shop from Kung Fu Panda
It was about 10 yesrs ago, idk if the shop is still open.
If you look on the other side of the monastery it’s glory hole sushi.
I mean there’s this island in Japan where many people live to like a 100 and one of the possible explanations is because of their diet which features a LOT of rice, so you may be onto something
The guy who’s 7ft6 yet more agile than most players a foot shorter than him shouldn’t be a fucking mentality monster guy too this is so fucking unfair
I don’t think he’s more agile than guys 6’6, he’s just a agile enough to make it straight up terrifying
He’s probably not, def more agile than some, but not most. Still…
Definitely more agile than most 6’5 people, just not 6’5 NBA players
It’s like a big, chonky Ford Supervan zooming up the Goodwood hillclimb. Yeah, it’s no F1 car, but seeing a van of all things whizz by around a corner at a speed closer to modern supercars than a Toyota Sienna is going to drop some jaws.
It’s a giraffe doing a cartwheel. Sure it’s no backflip, but holy hell giraffes shouldn’t be able to do that.
To be fair, the only way to develop skills that good while being that size is by being a mentality master. It’s very easy to just depend on size at that point and not worry about finesse!
100% agree. Wemby has clearly worked very hard to be where he is, a lot of big guys just rely on their size for most of their impact and barely work on anything else
That’s the insane part, this dude is gifted as fuck and he still has the mentality of someone scraping for every last bit of improvement because he wants to be the best. Dude is the main character of the NBA
His wingspan lets him just reach places no one is used to being reached period, even if he’s a step or a step and a half behind
He had one steal on RJ in the Olympic quarter finals. I think rj stole it first, but somehow from fucking like 5 feet away an arm just grabbed it back.
Some Avatar shit
I really hope he stay healthy. I’m super nervous for him at that size. He can easily be one of the all time greats
Yeah this is the most crazy part imo. He seems like he has that psychotic drive that all the best players have, as well as the most incredible physical gifts of maybe any player
Victor Workhardyama
Cooper Turndaballova
He got going when they had him in there with an actual point guard. They need to stop giving him the Sochan treatment and put him in a position to succeed.
Dallas and Houston both really showed that you can start all kinds of talented players, but you really need a point guard or at least a guard with tight handle to initiate. I think itll be beneficial to Flagg in the long run but its sloppy right now.
If he were on a rebuilding team I would understand prioritising his improvement over wins (like the spurs did with Wemby somewhat) but this team is trying to win.
Thats what makes it weird, most teams with the 1st pick arent super concerned or in a position to win. I think point Flagg lineups will probably have some success in spurts and as the season goes but its not smooth right now
Yeah. Unless they tank while Kyrie’s out if they realize they can’t be as competitive as expected as is. To consolidate on young core potential/long term future around Flagg. Don’t think they should, but the West is so strong, so they might think of the argument for it…
They won’t have their picks every season after this one, and Flagg might get too good eventually.
If AD can play a lot of games and Kyrie gets cleared earlier than expected, they could make a run this year.
But we’ve also seen how the Spurs and OKC benefited long-term from having a young core developing together for the long term so, there’s that route…
Mavs have a much stronger and experienced core around their young star though.
point Sochan is the basketball equivalent of Pai Mei making you punch a tree trunk until your hands are a bloody raw mess. As a Spurs fan, I’d prefer it if Nico chased a ring vs developing his unicorn.
Hector Banana Bread
The official bread of the San Antonio Spurs
Mr. Bleeped Curseword
Victor Workyamahard
Mr. Basket Consumer
It would be wise to put all of this guy’s games on national broadcast TV. The same way WGN did with the 1990s Bulls.
It would be very wise. They will not do it though and moderate fans like myself will not be drawn in more completely.
It would be so wise. But what matters is whether or not it’s profitable. I think it will be, and I think we’ll see a lot of Victor this year.
Next year he’s getting the most slots for sure
It’s so easy to sail the seas these days tho? I swear they want us plebs to do it for gambling reasons.
There’s no way the Celtics (29) should have more national games than the Spurs (24)
He’s the reason why I got League Pass again
I’ve never been this excited to see a player do what he does since drose.
Stay durable, Wemby.
I’m rooting for this kid to win a championship this year.
No way. Wemby’s games alone will drive LeaguePass sales.
thats the scary part. he isn’t just an alien. he’s a hardworking diligent alien.
By God that’s Trump’s music.
Opposing NBA teams are going to start calling ICE on him before games
I’ll accept this deportation just so the west isn’t dominated by the Spurs again for another 20 effing years (jk he’s too entertaining to watch, just not against my team pls Victor)
Wemby we’re on live.
He don’t give a shit
j’aime ta maman
“I don’t need my French pardoned.”
“I don’t give a shit bitch”
It’s quite weird for a foreigner to be accustomed to the fact that some words are so used in common language and are literally banned in other circumstances. He wouldn’t use foul language in French. But “fucking” might be the most common word in English and American English in particular. So…
He DID work fucking hard this summer!
I mean we just saw an entire showcase of what he’s been working on. He’s now a legit 3 level scorer and elite defender. Legit unstoppable and I still can’t figure out what I just witnessed
Spent the opening night toying with a guy who is ranked as one of the 75 best players in the history of the sport. Words don’t do justice to what we are and will continue to be seeing
F BOMB WEMBY IS BACK
My dude loves cussing in interviews so much.
He is French
Bro needs a boom for that mic
MF look like he’s interviewing the clouds
That’s right. TELL THE WORLD.
Please man let my team get 1 more before it’s too late
LeBron’s getting out of the league at the right time
Incoming retirement announcement
lmao watch Bron retire tonight after watching this game
This guy was the 5th best player last season. So many people still were scared to put him in top 5 to start this season
This guy is 1 of 1. MJ tier type of impact player
why do French people love swearing so much lmaooo
Why are Americans so hesitant to do so lol always confuses the fuck outta me as someone looking in from the outside
Guns are ok, but swearing and nudity? Fuuuuuck no
Hypocrisy perpetuated through capitalistic means
Americans love cursing, but they also hate getting fined lol
There are enough Americans that hate cussing that these fines were implemented to begin with.
I mean we were founded by Puritans.
British panel and talk shows are a million times better for this exact reason.
Because FUCK it
Wemby doesn’t curse at all in French. Y’all are weird for cursing so much in common speech and then totally ban it in other circumstances.
He made AD, Lively, Flagg his bitches tonight. He could say whatever tf he wanted.
Victor Wembanfuckya
He might be the MVP, dude is fucking ridiculous bro. And now he has the secrets of Chinese Monks. No one is stopping this, no one. Absolutely the next face of the NBA. Get him on a championship caliber team and it’s game over.
They build those roughly once per decade down in San Antonio. A chip with Wemby would mean 90s, 00s, 10s, & 20s
yeah tbh right now if spurs had one other all star they could prob win it.
Foxymama gonna be so good
We needed a hero. My favorite player right now for sure.
40 bomb and an F bomb, what a night!
Wemby is the face of the league
What did the monks feed this man?
He’s better than Jokic, suck it Nuggets fans
hes the most unfair basketball player I’ve ever seen. what the actual fuck is he. guys that big aren’t supposed to exist, let alone move like ballerinas
Based on this one game, he’s better than everyone ever. We’ll see if he can sustain this over a season. Right now he’s top 5 easily.
I mean, I dont think nuggets fans will argue if he can keep this up for a full season without an injury. Like, wemby came into the league with goat potential, and hes very much living up to and exceeding all the expectations.
On paper but still has to prove it. Big delta in those two things. Don’t get ahead of yourself.
I’ve been Wemby fan since he was a prospect and I’m really high on him but still the risk is very high
You’re going to have to try harder than that
Yea its so fucking over for the league
What training with monks does to a mf. Man got a zenkai boost.
Fucking tell em!
This Hector Banana Bread guy is gonna be good
Became a monk, trained with KG and Hakeem. Bulldozed through AD tonight. He’s just unreal
You could see how emotional he was to start that interview. The DVT wrecked his sophomore season, but it’s like he realized basketball is just a game and treating it like one now. Unreal play tonight.
Bruh trying to be a soundbite GOAT now too. Hahaha
If they keep bringing out these average-sized people to do post game interviews, I think if would be hilarious if they started bringing out ever-increasing sized step stools until the interviewer is taller than Wemby.
This is the wemby i wanted to see. Makes no sense for him to take so many 3PA. This is his first 40 point game with less than 9 3PA. Love to see him dominate the paint like that.
the high 3pa were all about getting in the reps, he literally explained this in a presser at one point. He never intended on taking 10 threes a game permanently.
Lmfao that camera angle is diabolical. Get this man a boom arm.
Thanks China.
Wemby we’re on live
IT SHOWED 😭
I remember his first preseason game and so many people said he was gonna be a bust
God sent Wemby to save us from a Thunder dynasty.
“He knows that because I’m God”
My favorite part about it. Can’t fake greatness
Damn, dude is even so good at swearing that he didn’t get scolded by the reporter, what can’t he fucking do?!
that cut shot to the reporter holding the mic and that reporter deadass lookin at wemby like this
Brother does not look real. Reporter having to fully extend his arm to interview that giraffe of a man ! 😂
hes the goat
Yikes Dallas 😣
We know too now
And it really looked like it
MVP him!
dude cant even reach the mic up to his mouth jesus that is too funny
On top of everything else he did this summer, he also went to NASA just for fun lol. Can he help our struggle in getting back to the moon?
Pardon his French!
he learned that from the monks
What the fuck did Hakeem and KG teach this guy???
How tall is the guy interviewing 6ft2?
Excuse his French.
In the spirit of witnessing greatness, I sincerely hope he stays healthy and can perform at this level or something close to it all season.
Coming from the front page I don’t really watch basketball and I have a question,
This guy is clearly extremely talented and gigantic, do his legs being as thin as they are make him more susceptible to injury ?
Yes but he has trained a lot to mitigate the Risk. His parents are basketball players and they have been training him for that risk his whole live.
He used to be even thinner but he has put on some muscle
Thank you !
Pardon, you’re French!
40 and 15 with zero turnovers against a former DPOY
Its the Wemby era
Hakeem out their somewhere sipping his coffee and smiling
Zero turnovers. Zero fucks give.
What planet did they find him from, because 29 teams are asking for him to be sent back!
It’s because he’s french they cant end a sentence without a “merde” in there
Excuse my french
Victor “Pardon My French” Wembanyama
Hilarious visual of that sideline reporter holding up the mic to Wemby like a child trying to put the star on the top of a xmas tree