Bro too tired working two jobs

i am so ready for a full season of this

Chode management

Blown out by the Jazz. Hilarious.

He likes no-show jobs

He’s phoning it in because he never got his % of ownership.

Didn’t show up for this job either

We went from “Kawhi is the best player since Michael Jordan” after that Game 2 against the Nuggets last playoffs to this lol.

as my dad always said its better to full ass one job than half ass 2 jobs

Kahwiet Quitting

Tonight was the healthiest he was gonna be this season

At least he’s a charismatic fun guy that’s easy to root for.

great title

Those are the seeds of a mid season.

Kawhi hate finally reaching this sub? Ive been hating for years this is so vindicating

Checks stopped clearing Kawhi stopped trying

r/overemployed

He’s mad the side checks stopped.

Check didn’t clear

Kawhi “two jobs single parent” Leonard

i didnt realize they also got lopez, collins and Child Porn 3 on the bench…… that’s a deep roster

Taking no show job to the next level, Kawhi “Christopher Moltisanti” Leonard

Kawhi not showing up to his full time and part time job.

Load management in game 1 lmao

Collecting two checks and getting cardio in.

Dream life.

Belt to ass by a lottery Jazz team. That was wild.

He needs like 5 games to boot up his software and add the 2025 updates.

This is what happens when the board man isn’t paid.

Another no show job

Implosion

Touche

Someone pay this man!

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director Leonard

He’s still waiting on that missed payment

The Clippers gonna have a players only meeting after only the 1st game of the season.

Funny thing is, this is the Clippers when they’re healthy; just imagine how rough it’ll get once injuries start piling up. Their roster construction is unbelievably poor.

Looks like aspirations’ latest cheque bounced

That’s a hundred million dollar performance, you want more pay more 

Could have stayed in Toronto, won another Ring, made a shit ton of cash, and sailed off into the sunset with a hell of a reputation…. instead of…. Going to a shit Clippers team, get embroiled in a scandal, become a running joke, and then sail off into the sunset while losing each night by 20 points. Damn. 

A no-show job tonight

should’ve never left canada

Yikes 

well i mean it isnt payday yet soo thats understandable

Clippers fans told me Beal was a great replacement for Powell.

Ok, see ya in the playoffs kawhi!

Blown out by the Utah Sensabaughs. Not good.

Looks like the clippers gave him a no-show contract too. No wonder silver is downplaying it

At least he isn’t a Laker.

Rough start

This joke is just going to keep on giving, and I’m 100% here for it

‘Harden only one with better performance’

Harden was 2-9 from 3

Someone need to throw little sapling trees on the floor.

Imagine working hard all day planting trees, you finally get off and head down to the gym to play some hoops, and there’s this 7 foot tall Finnish guy clowning all over you.

Did the check clear?

Ball don’t lie

sigh

should plant 10 trees in his honour

Karma is real

Kawhi does not give an eff!

there was a game today!?

Makes it even funnier that all the smart NBA people talked themselves into this team for the sixth straight season.

maybe he just don’t like to show up on both jobs.

must be nice, should become /r/antiwork mod, don’t show up and still get paid millions

If they can’t pay me, I can’t play

Fuck Clippers

Hahhaha good joke

Clippers stacked 😂😂😂

Lol

81 more of these pls so we can get dybantsa 🙏🙏🙏

This is awesome

Yikes. The kawhi era just keeps becoming a migraine for the clippers

Regional star numbers

Still better than being rightfully banned for the season

No strip clubs in Utah

Clippers sucking couldn’t have happened to a more deserving franchise and owner.

Quick he needs an infusion

Kawhi is a mod at r/antiwork

Go plant some trees. It’s a young man’s game

Clippers still got a much better return for their investment than Aspiration did

These jokes are gonna be all season long. I’m ready.

Elder abuse.

I hope he retires and gets punished by the NBA

How the hell does an LA retirement team lose to the Jazz bro i cannot take the clippers seriously

Needs a bonus of 3 millions to work well

Clippers still ranked 7th in the west by the power rankings lol

Clippers is the clippers

bro not funny

His sister is in jail for killing an old lady

Putting down $100 that Clippers win the West tomorrow. Overreactions are crazy