Chuck thinks Clippers aren’t favorites because Kawhi works two jobs
Lol there’s been a million and one aspiration jokes on this Reddit and social media
And chuck still manages to come up with a new one .
He’s truly a legend
His wit is generational
Man’s been freestyling jokes for decades like it’s second nature.
The Round Mound of…. Content???
The Clickbait Heavyweight
Clever
Dare I call Chuck “Wit Chamberlain?”
Charles Smart
Kenny’s assists on point 99% of the time
Kenny: Hey Chuck tell em why you never buy your girl a wristwatch
Chuck: Say it again Kenny!
Kenny: Why you never buy your girl a wristwatch Chuck?
Chuck: Cuz there’s a clock on the stove!
Love him
Really funny dude
Would anybody be surprised if Chuck took a few no-show jobs himself, lol
I would. See how many commercials he is in? He’d at least some up and take a picture lol.
he got up on a horse for the old spice check
He played for Auburn lol
You literally don’t see his face in those subway commercials.
This is the best one imo
and one
time for kawhi to join a real bball brand
Jobs, Erhnieee
What’s the new joke here
why is gen z so slow
We are so back lol
Load management - missing $7 million installment.
Kenny calling it an NIL deal isn’t bad either lol
Can someone explain? I don’t get the joke
He’s saying that the Kawhi/Aspiration money is just from using his name and likeness (NIL) and didn’t actually require any work lol
It’s just a sort of tongue-in-cheek reference to college players getting, some would say, “disproportionate” paychecks to what they are providing on field.
Now, I’m all for college athletes getting paid, but this is just an explanation of why Kenny’s comment is kind of funny. It’s layered for sure
Disproportionate to what they’re doing off* the field.
Wrong
NIL deals in college were supposed to allow for players to do ad deals, sell merchandise, etc. but very quickly devolved into pay for play deals where alumni/donor collectives pay absurd amounts of money to players for no real use of their name, image, nor likeness.
Yeah, this is the actual answer.
I wonder if Mark Cuban will tweet about this later tonight
He’s trying to prep a presidental run so he needs all the practice he can get gargling ballmers sack
The worst part is we could (and currently are) do worse than fucking Cuban.
I hate it here
“I hate this team. I was born into this… but I hate this team” - Jets fan.
I felt so bad for that kid when I saw that clip. You could feel the despair coming through the screen.
I can understand. But good for him sticking through it!
Losing builds character
the only character atletico helped me build was depression
As a Jets fan, yeah, that’s how it is
Cuban has some weird opinions when it comes to basketball but outside of it hes honestly not that bad. I dislike billionaires and the elite as much as anyone else here, but if were getting them as presidents hes relatively a better option
Sadly I don’t disagree…. he’d be about 10000000x better than the current guy. Then again so would a pile of dogshit off the street
Then again so would a pile of dogshit off the street
honestly what did that british cabbage from a couple years ago end up getting up to? is it interested?
I didn’t know what this is so I googled it.
Oh my god they had a lettuce last longer than a prime minister’s tenure.
I have never been more jealous of the British.
yeah the current guy sucks so much, he just got a ceasefire in Gaza and got all the hostages freed LOL
Still a million times better than Biden stroking out every 2 weeks lmaoooo
Instead you have Trump raping kids every week lmaoooooo
lol ok suuuure
Yeah cuz trump is the bastion of mental stability
Has he pronounced acetaminophen properly yet or is he too busy saving Albania from Azerbaijan
Great point, I will let the words of the great Joe Biden echo “We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic in 17, all the way around, ’16, to trunalimunumaprzur!”
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hes kind of a libertarian weirdo but seems to at least be genuine about it lol
I think we don’t hate MSM enough and hate billionaires more than we need to.
Billionaires are not forcing liberals to block every housing or business development or clean energy or transit project.
Billionaires are not forcing conservatives to sell out their souls for spite and hate.
The biggest billionaires did it the right way: Ballmer, Gates, Zuckerberg, Page etc. built something immensely valuable, created economic growth and reaped the rewards. These guys aren’t even lobbying for lower tax rates.
If the people are selfish, hateful and greedy, this is the society we’ll get. Liberals are selfish and duplicitous. Conservatives are just empty of morals and relish cruelty.
Straight up one of the most embarrassing comments I’ve read on here
r/nba is full of such absolutely terrible shitand this STILL has to be the worst thing I’ve ever seen on here in my 13 years
Lmao the enlightened centrists are here
Guess who owns the MSM? 🤡
Guy who has never heard of lobbying
Who the hell do you think they’re selling their souls to? Because it’s not the middle class.
No, they built something immensely valuable, and then hired people to do everything afterwards while they chilled on their yachts. They made themselves millionaires, and then exploited workers to become billionaires.
You really thought you were saying something deep huh
What horseshit. One party is giving tax breaks to billionaires, disappearing American citizens, hiding the Epstein Files, faking assassinations and ripping down the fuckin White House as we speak.
The other party is holding the line so Americans don’t lose health care.
This fuckin “BoTh SiDeZ” horseshit has to stop.
I cannot believe it’s day 2 and I’ve already seen the dumbest comment I’ll see all season
Zuckerberg is a terrible human being who has done a immeasurable amount of damage to society.
He’s a piece of shit and still somehow better than whatever the fuck y’all voting for down there
This from a dude who had fucking Trudeau as PM LMAO
This coming from a dude who had a pedophile as president. TWICE.
The worst part is we’d be better off if he’d ran in 2020. Would’ve had 8 years of Mark and Kamala with an obstructionist SCOTUS, none of these bs pardons, we’d still have the East Wing and possibly trump in jail 🤷🏾♂️. Of what could’ve been.
and now instead you wokies are crying to mommy lmao
We really are do worse
The bar is so fucking low.
Nah Cuban doesn’t know what he’s doing. As bad as things are, things can always be worse. And Cuban probably can’t even decide to be Dem or GOP.
Stephen A Smith vs Mark Cuban
Greatest defender I think I’ve ever seen
DPOY
time to get on with pablo again lol
It will be exceptionally long and contain jargon that the average person would have no knowledge of so they can’t competently dispute him.
I love Ernie immediately steering the conversation away. Give it a couple months and he’ll let Chuck cook
Ernie let it go for a little bit he didn’t clamp down immediately. But, I think EJ definitely knew not to let them go on to long before they started getting really out of pocket about it lmao
Out of pocket about it? It’s literally their job to talk circles around this league. League hushing them though for sure.
Never forget how ESPN suspended Bill Simmons for talking trash about Goodell.
so funny to me that they genuinely just ported the entire show over and just copy pasted the ESPN logo. even kept TNT’s style of graphics too lol
Its a licensing deal. Tnt produces everything and espn just slaps their logo on it. Nothing changed for anyone on the show or producing it
yea but what if I want to carpet bomb ESPN
if israel can do it to refugees in tents, sure why not
I wanna make ESPN become refugees so that Israel can cleanse them
I lowkey missed the NBA on TNT theme yesterday, but the graphics and the crew make the transition easier
They kept the theme for this show too, all is perfect
What about those working for TNT that helped to make the show what happens to them?
Same crew and people still making the show! Only difference is where it airs.
For now. Give it enough time and corporate suits will do what corporate suits do best - destroy anything fun/creative.
Chuck will undergo media training and it will make hilarious sound bites when he complains about it live.
Very Subtle Chuck lol
I genuinely forgot that the Grizzlies were in the playoffs last year
They honestly didnt do too badly, they were gunna win game 3 against OKC before Ja got injured. Probably would’ve been a more competitive series than the WCF if ja stayed healthy
They lost the first 2 games by a combined 70 points. Thats what you call “not too badly”?
Game 3 and 4 was very close down the stretch, could’ve been way worse like the Heats
Game 3 they were up like 29 on the Thunder until Ja got hurt. I could definitely see it being competitive
We lost Game 4 by 2 points with no Ja. So that counts as “not too badly” since we were going into the playoffs on a downswing and injured.
Swept by 78 points. Not too badly.
Fuck it make it a banner, Colts have a AFC Finialst banner in 2014 for a game they lost 7-45
you’re a mean person has anyone told you that
Also incredibly dense.
it’s ok Lakers got swept by Nuggest for less than 20 points? but we got moral victory.
Always be positive
Figured out by Ja
What about games 3 and 4? Did you fall asleep after the first 2?
Two huge blowouts and two close losses average to worse than “not too bad”. That’s still pretty bad. Crazy how ppl need that explained.
Yeah, most sweeps don’t have blowouts in every game
Against a 68 win team?
Good thing the series was longer than two games, huh.
What happened after those two games?
Tbf so did they
two jobs, shows up sometimes to one, millionaire
god bless america
Sometimes to one and never to the other
Never change Chuck
That NIL jab by Kenny was underrated as well lol.
Ernie couldn’t move topic any quicker
2 Jobs explains why he only plays half the time.
They’re back on tv, nature is healing
“I heard Charles and gang had a little fun at Kawhi’s expense tonight. They alluded to the perfectly normal tree planting venture Kawhi is public spokesman for. America used to celebrate work ethic. Charles side hustles as hard as anyone. Perhaps real no longer recognizes real. By the way, congrats on the new @Inside job at ESPN and Disney. No rings for you and a Mickey Mouse adjacent job. ” - Mark the Shark Cuban
There is a non-zero chance that he will tweet something similar to this.
I know this show isn’t the best at talking actual NBA basketball but man it makes me laugh so much. Thank god it didn’t go away with TNT
Dammit, Chuck…lol
Is it a job of you get paid for not showing up? I’d argue he doesn’t have any jobs.
There’s the comment.
Kawhi going through his welfare queen arc.
wait is Inside The Nba back? Wtf which game are they on
They’re doing ESPN coverage starting with tonight and tomorrow’s games and then sporadically during the season.
Two jobs and he doesn’t show up for either one…
Sorry, I haven’t been keeping up with NBA. Please ELI5
Kawhi and the Clippers circumvented salary rules by having a Ballmer-affiliated company pay Kawhi a lot of money for a no-show job.
It is a major scandal.
I believe it happened as much as anyone else here but you gotta use the word allegedly tho, its still under investigation and might get disproven
it’s not alleged. It happened. It’s just up to whether the NBA actually wants to do anything about it.
It hasn’t been proven. This is why this sub immediately went off the deep end with this stuff. It doesn’t matter how much it looks like it’s pointing to circumvention, we don’t know enough to actually say for sure. I believe it will be proven, but that’s not today. Ballmer could sue you right now for slander or whatever and he’d win
Kawhi was seemingly paid millions of dollars under the table by Steve Ballmer (not allowed by salary cap rules) for a no-show contract with the Clippers’ largest sponsor, Aspiration. The joke is that his contract with Aspiration was leaked and it literally required him to do absolutely NOTHING while being paid more than every other A-list spokesperson combined.
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The clippers cheated
Part time hoper
Are we forgetting about KD’s side gig as a professional internet troll?
True
It definitely requires more effort than Kawhi no show calling out of his side gig
Kd working overtime, kawhi working from home on DND
No Chuck the problem is he’s got two jobs and he aint showing up to either of him lol
Ernie trying to change the convo
Lmfao thats hilarious
It’s gonna be a sad day when Chuck retires from commentating.
Chuck is undefeated
What are they gonna do fire him 😂 I just love chuck will always be chuck. Everyone else might toe the line but they need chuck to be himself and the rest of the crew will follow and be themselves
love chuck lol
Lmfao let’s go
Kawhi is grinding for his family on r/overemployed let’s not be too hard on him
God I have missed Chuck.
Ernie unfortunately has to deal with ESPN HR now
What’s wit the audio?? Am I underwater again?? I can’t swim brooo!!!!!
sitting on the bench is a job?
He has the Lakers OVER the Nuggets? The fuck!
Kawhi barely shows up to either.
I guess sitting around and getting paid counts as two jobs now?
Say it again Chuck, ahehehee
lol
One of the jobs is a no-show job, so it’s OK…
There have been times it’s felt like the Clippers gig is a no-show job too.
Same old Chuck who can’t even keep his shit straight. He said here the Rockets and Nuggets are the next 2 best teams……10 minutes earlier he had announced that the Mavs were the second best team in the west.
He just says whatever comes to mind.
I didn’t know he had an NIL deal 🤣
Kawhi doesn’t even work one job anymore
Kawhi has two jobs. He doesn’t work either.
Must you include the punchline in the title
Boycott the nba until the nba takes the clippers scandal seriously
Kawahi has an NIL deal
Kawhi might have two jobs, but he’s been quiet quitting that other one. So he’ll be fine.
Chuck is truly a generational hater
I DEMAND WHO HE PLAY FO?!?!
That explains the 76ers.
/r/overemployed come here!
Chuck might be the funniest Freemason ever.
So Inside is literally the same TNT studio, graphics and presentation as before, but now it’s branded as ESPN. Feel like that was a lot of drama for nothing.
Holy shit Chuck slimmed tf down
Why does this sound like they’re on a Discord call
Only realistic contenders here are nuggets rockets thunder
This is last years standings but the back to back wcf wolves got to be there (biased).
Kawhi-vocational
The only reason the Thunder beat the Nuggets last year was because the Nuggets came off a 7 game series with 1 day between series and the Thunder came off a 4 game sweep with a weeks rest/prep. Switch the roles and Denver has their second championship last year, and Denver got better over the summer, the Thunder changed nothing.
Mid season form
Time to get on a with Pablo 😍
If Kawhi was Jamaican he’d have more than just 2 jobs
So glad the whole crew signed back on, any of them missing would feel unbalanced
Two no-show jobs. That’s crazy.
clippers won’t ever win anything
Release the Aspiration Files!!
wait, so clippers, balmer, kawhi , his uncle and many more committed fraud, circumvented nba cap rules and everything else in between and there is NO consequences at all? like nothing? And when nico destroyed mavs org they rigged and saved his ass with #1 pick??
fuck this money hungry organisation and adam silver.
CLIPPERS AREN’T FAVOURITES COS THEY’RE ASS
Lmao god I love chuck
Boardman gets paid… and dissed by Sir Charles
Rockets?!?! They have played one game and they lost. Maybe I’m wrong but waaaay too early to call the Rockets any kind of favorite
Shaq and Ernie getting surprised at Chuck saying they’re not overwhelming favorites as if the hospital Nuggets didn’t take then to 7 and they didn’t only win the ring because of divine intervention.
OKC might currently be the most overrated team in the league if we compare their actual performance last years playoffs to what everyone’s acting like their performance was. Calling them the overwhelming favorites is insane work.
I thought the joke was that he doesn’t work either? Get your stories straight, jokesters