OP is okay with mamba rape 

Even that is performative.

Anyone who bothered to read the police transcript would realize there was nothing criminal about Kobe’s affair:

<Detective Winters> Did she tell you at any point, no I don't want
                    to do this?
           <Bryant> No she put her hand on my penis and that's it, and
                    then she started playing with that

<Detective Winters> Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you 
                    could cum in her face?
           <Bryant> Yes. That's when she said no. That's when she
                    said no. That's when she said no
   <Detective Loya> So what did, what did you say?
           <Bryant> Um, you know, that's when I asked if I could cum
                    in her  face, she said no
   <Detective Loya> So you like to cum in your partner's face
           <Bryant> That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped. 
                    Jesus Christ man.

           <Bryant> I didn't finish a fucking thing
           <Bryant> Matter of fact
           <Bryant> I jerked off when she left

The transcript is pretty weird but paints a pretty clear picture that the accuser was DTF. It didn’t help she spent the next week bragging to her friends that she bagged Kobe Bryant.

But, hey, why would anyone look at the details when it’s easier to perform for the crowd.

Malone won his first one because people were tired of MJ winning too much, then won his second one for the opposite reason; people thought Duncan was too new and needed to wait his turn.

Yeah reading that article is wild and just makes me want to go back and study both players 97 season. Because in no universe was Malone ever better or more valuable than Jordan in my opinion. But maybe I’m wrong. A lot of those people state Malone was better at least the second half of the season. But then you have shit like this…

Houston television broadcaster Bill Worrell said Malone getting the MVP this year would be akin to John Wayne winning an Academy Award for `True Grit’ late in his career.

“I felt it was about time he got honored,” said Worrell. “Sort of a lifetime achievement award.”

That sentiment was echoed by several voters. Said Chip Caray, who does television play-by-play for the Orlando Magic: “Karl Malone is a tremendous role model and a great statesman for the game. For me, it was kind of a sentimental vote, but he also deserves it for his play.”

The age of draft picks took a nosedive in 1995.

And yes, the players taken directly out of high school were likely to be better, sometimes by orders of magnitude. Future MVP candidates, in fact.

Obviously, a majority came from college but teams started taking risks in ways they wouldn’t have previously during that time period. A 3 or 4 year college guy was almost always the guarantee but it became less and less so

It should be active front office, coaches and players. That’s it. No media, no former office/coach/player, idc if they’re hall of famers or whatever accolades they have.

Let the people who were actually involved in the competition that season decide who they think the mvp was at the end of the season.

Yeah if MVP is a clear cut best player, why even vote? So fucking stupid these people. Valuable = Subjective. Depends on the voter. Shocking I know.

lol what? 

Let’s try not to bring up any whistle words because my goodness.

It’s just immature? Or something? You do you, but saying redacted instead of just saying Karl Malone is asking for attention/acknowledgement- you certainly got it! Kudos to you - I just so happen to be one of the people confused by it instead of clapping at your use of it, assuming that’s what you wanted.

If I had come here praising your use of it what would you have said then? 

Yeah, I bet he says Hitler and Stalin and a whole bunch of bad peoples names lol. But Karl Malone is suddenly He Who Cannot Be Named