game really upsells it lmao

He’s just like me fr

Ya ive heard biggest farmer in the world is an easy thing to do.

Some little companies like Cargill or Monsanto will not do anything I to compete I’m sure

I mean… who doesn’t lol

i give him a week before he releases a podcast about how farming is harder than it looks and how he’s thankful to be a talented ball player

Wait til Joja Corporation moves in

And Harvest Moon, mf thinks he has found the golden tools on the real world

Here is 3 cauliflower and 112,365 starfruit wines

Only 6’2, that’s true. If he partners with Boban maybe it’s possible

He could try vertical farming. That would be cool.

Bill Gates is the largest private farmland owner in the US…269,000 acres.

Reserve judgement until you see what the post-retirement weight gain does for the man.

Thank God. At least the ag billionaires know the world is round 

He has a chance. He has tons of money. But here’s the thing. You don’t become a gigantic farmer without corporatizing and exploiting people. Bro sounds like he wants to set up a bunch of co-ops, but somehow remain in control of it all? That’s not how co-ops work. So either you be a co-op, and you aren’t in control and thus aren’t the “biggest farmer”, just a wonderful patron… or you get litigious and have basically just reinvented share-cropping with superficial New Age branding. Considering how myopic, self-centered, and exploitative Kyrie has been in the past, I’m willing to bet this is a scheme more like the latter, than an altruistic endeavor like the former.

I don’t think Kyrie understands much of anything outside of ball

I think he means largest/biggest person who can farm. He probably thinks farmers are 5 feet flat or something. /s

And how absolutely terrible they are for the areas around them. Smaller family run farms are being priced out by these factory farms.

He’s going to lose it when he finds out Bill Gates is the biggest farmer lol

Ofc he doesn’t, how would he know

Tbf, being a high-profile lead investor in a well-equipped startup (run by qualified people) could pretty easily lead to a multi-billion dollar enterprise.

No, it wouldn’t be Big Ag scale, but it could be significant on e.g. a national scale.

Easy to throw stones…. but for once his heart is in the right place, so I’m just gonna salute him.

He’s the kind to join a cult not lead one

Religious, conspiracy minded individual tries to create isolated farming paradise.

Straight out of the real-life occult playbook. He’s gonna start something great.

Oh fuck, that is actually something I could realistically see him doing… that’s not good.

Somehow in spite of the information overload we have on the internet , the it seems easier to do than ever.

That was my thought. I was like “this is going to end up being featured in one of those weird Netflix documentaries”

Is this going to be a cult? It’s probably a cult.

couldn’t have put it better myself, and i tried.

dude wants to start a cult

Growing up, I always wondered how people could be involved with David Koresh, Heavens Gate, etc. Now as an adult and seeing that 70 million people voted the way they did with all of the flying flags, rallies…. Kyrie shouldn’t have a problem.

I think it veers more towards “most likely to become a cult follower” since Kyrie is a black hole of charisma and a total rube. 10 bucks says he hires a bunch of farming experts that take his money and this goes nowhere.

What he’s describing is 100% a cult.

All you have to give him are your life savings, the deed to your house and a commitment of 10 trillion years of labor.

And hilariously enough this is still the sanest thing I’ve heard from him recently lol not gonna be surprised if/when he becomes a Scientologist either. 

Ill join kyries third eye cult sure man why not im not doing anything better with my life

100%

Kyrie ain’t gonna be sitting in a tractor or plan his crop rotations for the next decade. He’ll employ folk to do that. He literally said in this clip he’s trying to find farmers and experts for advice… And by that I mean he’ll sell them his vision and and pluck them to come work for him on his land.

He’s a land owner and nothing more.

yup, kyrie could take his entire life savings, every cent of his contracts and endorsements (even what has been spent already) and he would not even scratch the surface of mega farmers like Bill Gates.

In terms of median income, r/nba is closer to Kyrie than Kyrie is to Bill Gates.

“Kids want to be a part of something and I’m giving them the opportunity. The best thing is that they don’t even ask for money! why isn’t everyone doing this??”

Yep, lots of red flags here lol “small holistic wellness villages” “woman can give birth safely” Kyrie really laying the ground work for one of those off grid cults lmao

That’s what the cult followers are for

Haha so true

When rich people talk about wanting to be farmers, most of them don’t mean they want to do actual farming. They mean they want to buy up ridiculous amounts of land and get peons to do all the work while they collect the profits and give platitudes about their role in all of it.

Must have a brain worm

today kyrie discovers cummune

Jordan farmar

Right but people will shit on it anyways, cause that’s the reddit way.