Charles Barkley has 2 words for you
Classic
Is it weird the immediate reaction by Ernie is what makes it even funnier
No, in comedy Ernie is what we call a “straight man” - the more serious one who makes the silly one funnier by contrast
congrats to chuck shaq and kenny on coming out
I think back in the Abbott & Costello days the straight man in those kinds of comedy duos actually got paid more because a good straight man was harder to find.
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“Liberal remorse” wtf does this even mean lmao
Liberal remorse? Bro in like the first couple years of the show they were talking about lot lizards
They literally did black face. Five of their episodes are not on streaming because they kept doing it.
Yeah wtf is this guy talking about. I think he wants to feel better himself as a conservative by saying the show has a liberal lean. Weird.
They kept doing blackface and Marisa Martinez and now all those episodes are gone lol
His look of confusion after they say “Nash and Paul” is three words 😂
“But steel is heavier than feathers”
I don’t get it 😂
Technically, “Nash” and “Paul” aren’t words, they’re names. He still had one word left
Edit: nvm, names are proper nouns I guess, so technically they’re still words
Names are words
Damn, really? I stand corrected.
This is crazy
Dangerously coming close to arguing how many days are in a week 😬
offseason baby
He’s 28 til he’s 29
is this actually misc?
Game is truly gone, we got dudes walkin around who barely grasp the concept of a word, they got a mickey mouse education💔
Aight, if we’re being real, I understand a name is a proper noun, and it counts as a word in an essay, but I’ll die on this hill.
In essence a name and a word are different.
I stand corrected but I’ll die on this hill
I stand corrected
but I’ll die on this hill
Man why do so many people have an addiction to being dumb lol
Technically it’s a word, in essence it’s not. The same way a tomato is a fruit, but you wouldn’t put it in a fruit salad.
Why do some people have to condescend in a clearly fun conversation where the person they’re talking to already admitted they were wrong? I guess ego probably plays a big role in that.
Any ways, I’m not dumb, It’s all in good fun
The same way a tomato is a fruit, but you wouldn’t put it in a fruit salad
Not the same at all
Why do some people have to condescend in a clearly fun conversation
Ever think it was another clearly fun part of that conversation? Also funny you follow this whining by hypocritically being condescending
Well, I wouldn’t have called you dumb either tbh. Felt a little bit rude
Do you think Orange is a word? It’s just the name of a fruit. What about September? How far are we taking this? Do words even exist in this world you’re building?
Words are just collections of sounds with assigned meanings. A name is a word whose definition is a person or pet or whatever
Would you find it odd if I said “what’s your word?”, instead of “what’s your name?”
Would you find it odd if I said “word word word word word word word word” instead of “would you find it odd if I said”?
Yeah, it wouldn’t convey the message properly
smartest Twolves fan
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Dude this is like some biblically dumb shit
Certified churro brain
Bro wtf 🤣
To be fair, you shouldn’t count the “and”. The and is obviously not meant to be one of the words, making Nash word 1 and Paul word 2.
Imagine you said “I have two things for you to eat, Apples and Oranges” and someone said “Thats three! But you can’t eat “And” what is that?”
Edit: Ok, you can’t eat “AND” which you think I’d know! I guess I didn’t though because clearly I believed you could eat “and”, I wasnt hoping we could look past that to see the point.
How about, if someone said -I have two \(10 bills for you-, and pulled out three \)10 bills but only gave you two, would you say “Wait you have three $10 bills you said you only had two!!!”
You can’t eat “and” but it 100% is a word lmao, c’mon man
Yeah if he said he had two reasons to watch, Nash and Paul, that’d track. But it’s objectively three words.
His emphasis made it obvious that his two words were “Nash” and “Paul” not “Nash and Paul”.
Dude needs to enunciate his quotation marks better
It doesnt matter to them that you’d have to be stupid to think “and” was one of his two words
They just care that its technically a word so technically he said three words! Even though he technically didnt say “I have two words to say” he just said he had two words. So once again, you shouldn’t count the “and” meaning he still gave us two words like he said, even if it technically took him three words to give them to us.
one non-word for you: &
I’d love to see someone say a symbol without saying words
An ampersand is just an abbreviation for “and”.
Either way, it’s still a word.
It is a word.
It’s not meant to be one of the words, and that should be clearly obvious. The same as if he were to say “I have two things for you, Paul and Nash”.
Why would it make sense to say “I have two words for you. Paul Nash.” Who is Paul Nash?
Yeah, him not meaning it to be one of the two words but saying it anyway is the funny part my guy
what is this “funny” you speak of
Its not him not meaning it.
Its that no one should ever interpret it as being one of the words.
If anything the funny part is how many people actually take “and” as being one of the two words (excluding the first part, which is actually funny because he said “two words” and then gave an entire 20 word sentence). Yes he said “and”. No, it was not one of his two words when he was correcting it the second time.
Jesus christ I hope youre not actually like this irl and expect ppl to think youre funny
Why would I expect people to think Im funny? You think I’m like trying to tell a joke or what
Get off the internet shaq
You could, but he doesnt have to. It is a word, but its a conjunction used to separate the two words so counting it makes no sense.
Yes, technically he used three words. But I’m not talking about technically or being pedantic.
I was literally just saying because “and” is a conjunction, used to connect THE TWO WORDS to one another, it should not be counted. It was not being used in the context of being one of the two words, it was being CORRECTLY used to connect them. Which means Charles was just correct the second time, not “technically correct”.
Lmao this is so dumb 😂. And isn’t a fruit but it is a word. Whenever you say “I have 3 words” you always count every word. That is how it always has been. It’s literal. Your fruit example is just so bad
Whenever you say “I have X number of Y” and start listing, you never count conjunctions. That would be like counting a comma.
I think you’re a bit confused here
I have two words for you.
Dont, and Care.
That’s three words.
Yes, but only two of them were for you. “Dont” and “Care”. The and was a word, but was not for you.
But there were literally three words there. Weird hill to die on lol.
Does “lol” count as one or three words?
You’re absolutely correct, Reddit is just pedantic asf
Well for the “Apples and Orangesc it’s still 3 words. but only 2 things.
Well for “Paul and Nash” it’s still 3 words, but only 2 words he’s giving us
“And” is a word when it allows you to mess with your friend, though.
Yeah, which is the only way it works
Brother is about to discover that other parts of speech apart from nouns exist.
Why would you count a conjunction that’s only purpose is to link two things (words) together
Logical fallacy lol
Yes, because it applies the same logic to both. And the logic doesn’t make sense to either.
Your example is different because you specified you had two things, so any word which isn’t a thing doesn’t go against the count. And isn’t a thing so it doesn’t count in your statement.
Chuck just says 2 words, he never specifies what type of word, so you count the and in his case.
Chuck does specify. He says 2 words FOR YOU.
This means, the and was obviously not for us.
That’s him specifying who he’s delivering the words too, it has nothing to do with what he is saying.
So if someone said I have two \(10 bills for you, and pulled out three but only gave you two, would you say "Wait you have three \)10 bills you said you only had two!!!”
They never said they only had 2 $10 bills. They said they only had 2 for me. As long as I get my 2 it doesn’t matter how many they have. You gotta work on your reading comprehension.
Ok, so why does Chuck saying he has two words for us have to include all 3 words? If theres a word thats obviously not for us and being used to connect the two words that are, then you dont count it
They didn’t ask for two adjectives to describe the game or two nouns. They just asked for two words. That’s it. Is and a word? It is, so it counts towards the two word limit for that segment.
They didnt ask for anything. He said “I have two words for you” on his own.
you’re right king
r/whoosh
It’s not about whether it’s 2 or 3 words. It’s about if they acknowledge you are right, then they’d be wrongly dunking on Chuck and have their “gotcha” taken away from them. So even though your interpretation can be consider correct, they will never acknowledge it. Give it up.
They can still have their moment from the obviously terrible (and not two words) first attempt he gave it
He didn’t go to Auburn to play school
I got two words for you:
WAR DAMN EAGLE 🦅
Churro women.
Big ol
You know them San Antonio women ain’t counting when they’re scarfing down those churros
He seemed so proud right after he finished lmao
Bro legitimately perked up because he said 8 words consecutively without stumbling over any of them 😭
I got two words: “STREET. MEAT.”
Another two words: white sauce!
Pause
“MEAT. SAUCE.”
Wait….
Man I love barbecue sauce.
The best part is when he reacts to the clip and says “y’all gonna count and as word?”.
I love chuck
I got two words- Bring ya ass
I got two words - child support
That’s more than two words, you know how many damn kids I got?
Send davideo
National treasure
His ability to be both intentionally and unintentionally funny is amazing.
Chuck is flipping hilarious
Twinkee. Cookies
2 words: National Treasure.
Shoulda included the “YALL GONE COUNT AND AS A WORD”
Nba media wouldn’t be the same once chuck retires.
Gotta love Chuck!
Damn I miss TNT basketball coverage already.
Hard to not love Chuck. He’s such a funny guy
Them “big ol women in San Antonio” love this clip haha
Just like they love them churros
I have 3 words for Charles…Hilarious 😂
Still probably the funniest clip ever
never gets old.
Legend
I got two words for San Antonio Women: weight watchers
When a guy is banging you…
Thought it was gonna be ‘free churros’
2 words at the end actually makes sense lol. i think Chuck meant “nash” and “paul”. Still funny.
It is semantics both are correct IMO.
I agree. But the first part is inexcusable though.
Average Alabama education on display.
Wait..?
One of the NBA’s best “analysts”
why does Chuck look super drunk in these clips?
love the chuckster
just stop with the gambling promos
Probably one of the stupidest human beings on sports TV right now… and that’s saying A WHOLE LOT.
If he’s so stupid, now imagine how fucking dumb and hopeless you are lol… You’re a fucking Redditor after all
Man… nevermind.
lmao love that he starts thinking it’s 3 words
This always makes me laugh
A national treasure
Chuck is hilarious as always.
https://youtu.be/BBHPvfAt5ow?si=58SXcPpmYtlmyDrp
Reminds me of Joe Biden
Rebounders ain’t known for their talking prowess
Maybe he was inspired by the Kanye west song.
“Give me Allen Iverson!”
“I got one…. Dumb Ass”
Same Chuck that once said “I’m a dumbass”
https://images.app.goo.gl/C8WASCbGEP5S3RQD8
This will never be not funny to me
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
I’m getting tired of Charles Barkley
He says, as he clicks on a post about a fifteen year old clip of Charles Barkley
Yeah, and?!? Don’t click on the post then, dummy