Paul Pierce enters the FS1 studio on a wheelchair after having held his word on walking all the way there after the Celtics lost game 2
That’s pretty fucking funny
Top tier content
Gotta appreciate the self-irony
Draymond “they don’t love you like that”
Pierce “eat shit”
Pierce hands Draymond his shorts
Devour feculence
Wheelchair legend
They called me a mad man https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/H9dgxgTgtg , I know they lurk this sub
The man knows social media, and I respect the hell out of him for just committing to the bit
Bruh….how he getting home?
Uber
Waymo
They got those websites you can hire a car for the day.
Honestly for what it’s worth, I’m glad he’s leaned into the bit.
The fact that the man shit himself on national television and isn’t consistently made fun of for it (granted he told the secret much later) is a testament to how making fun of yourself is the easiest way to quiet the haters.
The fact people actually think he admitted to shitting himself is so dumb. If you can’t sense the sarcasm and joking when he said that I don’t know what to tell you. Then again most people probably haven’t even seen the clip, they’re just regurgitating what they’ve seen get upvotes.
He admitted that he really did have to shit, but he said “if you already shit yourself does it make sense to mush it in a wheelchair?”
If your choices are mush it in a wheelchair or show the TV cameras the giant brown stain on the back of your shorts and chunks of shit dropping on the floor, you take the wheelchair.
As someone who was not happy to have lost that game 1, i feel like I’d be more demoralized to have lost to a man that shit himself if I saw his shit drop to the floor.
It does if you don’t want 100 million people to know you shit yourself lol
Yeah in Celtics City they officially shut down that rumor.
They shut it down 15 years ago and I will post this every time.
The wheelchair was in Game 1 and the doctor made the call for it. In Game 2, there was an alleged poop stain seen on his shorts right before going to commercial break.
The two incidents got blended together and it became the wheelchair poop incident.
You mean to tell me that all this time, we were parroting a Mandela Effect?
It’s just a good example of “it’s funny therefore I’ll assume it’s true.”
It really doesn’t take much research to see it’s not true but it’s not like anyone is gonna do research before repeating an internet joke.
Hell I didn’t believe it and never repeated the joke but it’s not like I bothered to do research to try and find the truth
I know the truth now and I’m still gonna perpetuate the wheelchair poops rumor bc fuck if why not lol
Ok, now do the Tyronn Lue tonsil ring theory
He shat himself 20 years ago. No need to white knight for his honor anymore, it’s ok
If you subscribe to the world view of “this is funny therefore I want it to be true” then sure man he shat himself.
Also I didn’t even claim he didn’t shit himself, I simply pointed out him “admitting” it is a clear joke. I have no way of knowing one way or another so I don’t make up conclusions about it.
I used to think everyone knew he didn’t and were just having fun with it. Then I started seeing more and more people get weirdly aggressive arguing that he did…
Sometimes when everyone pretends to be stupid, actually idiots show up and think they found their people.
Can confirm, am an actual idiot. I’ve found my people here
I have never not seen people aggressively arguing that he did.
It’s an eerily similar scenario to Neymar and the sister jokes in r/soccer. If you see anyone call out the overplayed bs people just say they’re just joking and know it’s not real, but when you read the comments posted on every Neymar thread it doesn’t exactly read like every one of them is a joke
He also was stabbed 11 times in September 25 years ago and came back and played the whole season — dude can shit himself all he wants he’s a Boston legend
How are people this bad at detecting sarcasm?
He didn’t shit himself. The wheelchair in Game 1 and the alleged poop stain in Game 2 were two separate incidents. The memory has been misconstrued.
What does the word GOAT mean to you anyway? Is it the rings? Is it the stats? Is it the style? No, it’s the story. There is nothing more powerful than a good story. And who has a better story than Paul Pierce? Paul Pierce not only has a championship ring, and was a 10-time all-star, but he did it all after being stabbed. He once hit a game-winning bank shot and when asked if he called “bank”, he said “I called game”. A crippled man, who became the most interesting maester in the media dell, who had the courage to say he was better than Dwyane Wade
When you’re a clown tv personality it’s actually hilarious when you embrace it this way
Brings eyes. Isn’t dragging players. Actually follows through with his words.
I see no downsides.
Him and KG in their podcast love hyping up a lot of young dudes.
Also love how he gets high as shit while KG rants.
The watch party when KG started defending his onion rings from Pierce lives rent free in my head.
You know I bet for years Paul been like can I have one, and then would proceed to eat a bunch hahaha
Can I get a clip of this lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6LLTxjXQ4s lol
lol that’s amazing
Watch out. Watch out. (When Pierce leans in)
Yo why you standing up 🤣🤣🤣 —————————— Never change KG.
I thought you meant defending the taste of his onion rings not him literally saying Pierce’s hand away lol
KG hype is the funniest thing. It’s like hearing translated German. You sit there and think he sounds so angry but he is saying good stuff
speaking of KG and German
It’s truly the best athlete led sports podcast out.
Idk Jeff Teague is pretty good
Those young n—— got KG’s dick hard and PP is tired of getting just a taste of him, he wants the whole load.
and he’s not even too much of a clown, he still gets his respect
Right, this is Paul Pierce, not Kendrick Perkins. Put some respect on it.
He watches mad hoop unlike the TNT guys. Always been himself.
You gotta be a weird strange lamer to think The Truth is a clown.
He is clown now but as someone who Watched him play in his boston era , he was a real killer, one or the most clutch players I have ever seen.
PP’s been growing on me lately
The strippers shit he got let go of for from ESPN was hilarious, then the time where he brought an escort onto the showtime show with KG - I think he’s comedy.
He really is pure comedy. I always liked his game when I was a kid so it’s cool to see him where he is now.
He was blitzed on a hol’ nutha levuhh
those words spelled like that hurt my brain momentarily, but it really is perfect description for that situation hahaha
He really is. I hated back when he was on the Celtics but still respected the dude. He doesn’t bring any negativity and just tries to live his life as a millionaire.
ESPN is fucked up for firing PP but when Shannon smashes Michelle on IG live he gets a pass and same with his other shit he got going on with the OF model.
I have never seen or heard of the escort thing. I just watched a clip of it. Hilarious. He embraced it lol.
The best part about the stripper story was at like 6pm the next day he tweeted “good morning”
AYO WHAT?
They said “PP’s been growing on me lately”
hell nawI can’t do this
what’s da hol up
Not a big PP guy I guess
Big PP? Send da video
Look how cute 🥰
Aye P they say you growin
Ran out of PP
WHAT THE HELLY
WHAT THE HELLY BURTON?
WHAT THE HELLIANTE
“I’m tired of just getting a taste of him, I want the whole load”
me going through puberty:
Big, if PP
He’s been incredible from the jump
lol he’s one of the funniest guys in basketball media right now.
PP jump is insane.
PAUSE!
Resume
I wish my PP would grow.
You don’t just want a taste
No I don’t, I want the full load.
PP Up
That’s never a bad thing congrats dawg
Paul Pierce is primetime comedy.
Dude’s gunna be passed tf out by prime time tonight.
Paul and KG are the NBA’s Abbott and Costello
That’s a good bit
P doing this media shit the right way. Fuck espn
They got rid of PP but got Kendrick Perkins shit talking players like he was some beast lol
What do you mean? Perk was the leader of those Thunder teams that had deep runs!
I don’t know how anyone can take that idiot Perk seriously. Guys talks a lot of shit and talks like he was dominant when he played.
He was dominant in shaqtin’ a fool championships tho
Especially considering the poo wheelchair story.
FS1 is so much more fun than ESPN these days.
Gotta agree. They have fun with it, and most of their shows have everyone in studio. Hate the zoom calls on espn
wow I didn’t even clock that. you’re so right. ESPN always does zoom and they’re talking over each other or losing feed
Like I mean I get having Stephen A on zoom since he’s the main dude, but getting all these other random athletes who no one cares their opinion about on zoom is ridiculous
Nah that’s the problem. The main dude is on zoom so it’s fine for other random guys to do it. If Stephen A committed to being there then everybody else has to follow suit.
The lebron of espn
Hell nah SAS is one of the founding fathers of the show and an executive producer. He can do what he want imo. The randoms like Mad dog, Perkins and the rest should all be there
Brother has never even heard of leadership, nick young flair is hilarious
First Things First is the best daytime network sports show on TV and it’s not close IMO
First Things First isn’t that good… IT’S FANTASTIC!
Oh my!
I don’t like it… I LOVE IT!!!
It’s by far my favorite sports show. Nick, Brou and Wildes have great chemistry, and don’t take it too seriously. Their guests are some of the best too in Mangini and Jennings.
FTF is the GOAT sports talk show already
These days? FS1 started with Jay and Dan doing the equivalent of old SportsCenter every night.
ESPN is legit exhausting. None of their discourse is fun or interesting anymore, mostly due to the first take formula.
Couldn’t have entered any better
Needs a IV rolling along with him and a mini oxygen tank in his other hand lol
Except I would’ve stayed in the robe and slippers. When else can you go to work in a robe and slippers. Or maybe even barefoot. Otherwise perfect.
Robe with a shit stain
That’s what she said
Yeah PP’s entrances are top tier.
I hate Paul Pierce but this whole thing was absolutely hilarious
Exact same feeling
This is the sort of shit people used to say about Barkley.
barkley is getting really annoying lately. The entire TNT crew is. All they do is hate now. It’s gotten old. Actually happy to see TNT lose basketball rights.
Ernie is still class
Why do you hate him?
Check flair
Them late 2000’s battles with the lakers
The fact he did the whole walk in a bathrobe was the icing on the cake.
he honored his word.
He told the truth
If the Celtics win the series I’m telling my grandchildren it was because of this.
hahaha
Celtics better win now.
Nah it’s funnier if they get swept after all this lmao
Executed perfectly. Unlike his boys.
…. Yeah
…. yeeeeaaaahhh …..
I’ve just been randomly thinking about the Jayson Tatum “Osama” picture that my buddy sent me after game 1 all day today
What did he send you after game 2? Chernobyl?
No, I’d say the Celtics were executed pretty well.
Touché
This is as good as Charles Barkley kissing Kenny’s ass after making a claim that Yao won’t score X number of points his rookie season.
Wait did Chuck end up kissing the donkey?
Kissed the ass on its ass
Check his diaper
was about to say, the man shit himself again
18 miles a long way to go with no bathrooms.
I don’t know about Paul Pierce but I’ve walked 50 miles in a day before and I found the adrenaline kind of made it to where I didn’t need to use the bathroom that much.
he was 2 minutes into the first video and said “we gonna stop at this gas station up here”, i’m sure he used the bathroom a bunch
Ngl Paul Pierce is a certified clown but he has slowly transitioned from cringe funny to legitimate self deprecating funny
He knows he’s FOS on a ton of things too…and that’s why PP’s so good with KG, just needs to say an even slightly ridiculous take and KG’s immediately triggered into a hilarious rant about it lol
How isnt she fired yet?
She creates a lot of jobs in these uncertain times
I just can’t comprehend how someone would still want to show their face on TV knowing that most of your entire audience knows that much personal shit about you because you’re being sued for being a lowlife. Studying human behavior must pay great.
Spoken like a man that only sees a man’s world.
Every professional woman gets accused of using her sexuality to get ahead at some point in their careers.
It’s a sad but totally predictable part of being a woman professional in business/media.
Whether she did anything wrong or not, if women quit every time they were accused of this then there would be no women left employed.
Wasn’t she accused by a woman colleague in a lawsuit? Not exactly misogynistic hearsay
“Most of your entire audience” shows how perpetually online you are dude. I and most people have never heard of this woman, I’d wager at least 90% of the people that watch the show have never heard of any of what goes on beyond her appearances on the show. Go touch some grass my dude, stop being parasocial and worry about your own life instead of how others are living theirs.
What did she do?
Who didn’t she do
Hey-oooooo
Apparently this https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-14685785/Joy-Taylor-wild-dating-confession-revealing-sex-day.html
(i couldn’t give the smallest fuck about this tbh)
who?
FS1 might’ve taken ESPN’s spot.
First things first is the best sports talk / debate show on TV. I’m not a huge fan of Speak
Lol he galloped out of the chair the same way he did in the finals
If Paul was on any other team people would like him a lot more
Lmfao this is fucking hilarious
they just needed KG in there yelling ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEE
Yo his takes are horrible as anyone out there, but legit this was the most funny thing all week. Top tier.
I can’t even be mad about the take. Knicks barely won game 1 after a legendary choke and awful shooting performance from Boston. I still can’t believe it happened again in game 2.
Lmao that’s great
They’re having a good time
We deeed it!
They did what I asked for!! Damn, as a Laker fan now I have to respect Paul Pierce. This truly was a monkey paw curling kind of moment.
KG gonna clown him so hard haha
Basketball really is the sport that acknowledges and honours it’s own history the most.
Remember when Joy Taylor said she’d lie about her boss raping her and still kept her job? I remember.
Once the camera cut to her I don’t hear shit she says 👀🍒
Respect to the Poop Smith
Joy Taylor’s voice is fucking annoying
I’m a Knicks fan and I don’t know how to feel about liking Paul Pierce
This is cherry on top to him keeping his word. Respect to the TRUTH🔥👌
A rare W for their show. This was good content
If Boston turns it around, he’s gonna have to keep walking until the finals
Every time you see a brother in a wheelchair, he ain’t always crippled
- Eddie Murphy
Joy Taylor makes this show unfortunately awful, but the new crew does have good chemistry at least
you know what Paul Price is my least favourite of all time. But kudos and hat’s off to him, he kept his word, and it was actually pretty funny.
This guy is fucking hilarious man
I’m dead.
Respect to the Truth 🫡
Respect Pierce for the bit.
He is a man of his words, props lol
My captain
Glad to see Paul Pierce back in the media
he said he would go barefeet but i see him wearing some lebrons 🤔
NGL even I cracked a smile at this
Absolute cinema
He would need a wheelchair walking from Woodland Hills to Century City