JJ on Luka: “He was vomiting all afternoon. He’s really under the weather”
r/Timberwolves satanic ritual finally worked after 10 months
Satanic black magic… Sick shit!
It was his blood pressure medication. Luka can get a note from his doctor.
So he’s Goku in the Android saga basically is what you’re saying
Oof, Madone! He looks terrible!
Hey Skip, you heard what I said? I said he looks terrible.
Who you been talking to ??😒
Fuckin’ FATS! 🪑
Fatsy Farisi should be Luka’s new nickname 🤣🤣
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Small hands that was his problem.
I think it’s time for Luka to start seriously considering salads
AIDS???
NOBODY got Aids!, i don’t wanna hear this in this Court ever again
F*cking queers
Puke-a Doncic
You know.. Quasimodo predicted all this shit
Can’t believe they gave Luka ligma
who’s Luka?
Luka balls
not tonight
how dare you? luka is fighting for dear life on the toilet and you are making jokes
Lukaiarrhea
What’s ligma?
Steve Jobs
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Lukas a sigma?
They also had a fan blowing a whistle during the game; it’s why Luka stopped playing defense on that one fast break play for McDaniels, since he thought it was a dead ball.
Also why Bron stopped at one point in the fast break because he thought it was a dead ball, then they got a TO and scored.
What the hell? Security got them outta there right?
I was at the arena - they stopped play for a few minutes after the McDaniels fast play and had security and an announcement make the rounds
It took a few plays I think, obviously not the reason they lost, but certainly disjointed their play for a couple minutes in the 4th.
I think Goodwin in his post game (from a tweet by McMenamin), said he heard at least 4 instances where the whistles went off, and it stopped Bron from playing in one play.
This is his first time back in Minnesota since last year?
Regular season game in late October, early November
that dude from our sub is headed to his parents farm in Mexico 🐐🩸gets spilled at 3 am tonight.
We knew Luka couldn’t resist the Hot Dish and all you can eat Jucy Lucy!
Why didn’t he try to go over the weather? Is he stupid?
He’s gotta go through the weather to get over it
He’s gotta BE the weather
Too fat.
skill issue
Jordan flu gamed it. What’s Lukas excuse?
yall not ready for the brown game.
He lacks the vertical
JJ and Lebron said he has the best brakes in the league. Why doesn’t he stop the weather?
just step-back the weather ez
Going under the weather was the game plan to prevent the drive
Jamal sick, then Podz, and now Luka? Covid-25 about to take over the league. Get The Bubble ready again Adam Silver
Somehow it’s also Rudy Gobert’s fault this time
Did you see DPOY votings? Gobert can’t shut down the league anymore.
He got puts up three fingers 300 million
Don’t put this energy into the universe we aint surviving another lockdown 😭
thats cute that you think they’d do another lockdown, next pandemic we will be “thugging it out”
US with 2,000+ measles cases and Canada has 1,000+ . NA going full regard with old, preventable diseases. Gonna be on brand to have the world’s dumbest pandemic of all time.
Dude, I‘m not in the States but if Trump and RFK Jr are going to be the guys at the helm during another covid level health crisis… let‘s just go back to talking BBall
Podz had food poisoning also game 2
Adam literally invented the virus as a way to control the series
we’re fucked if hes sick the next game
He probably got everybody on both sides exposed with his norovirus poop particle hands.
norovirus poop particle hands
That’s a series of words that I wish didn’t exist.
Maybe he can pass his abilities to them with his poop, like the Space Jam aliens
I’d definitely eat microscopic amounts of Luka Doncic’s poop if I got his basketball powers
wdym microscopic
I must not remember that scene well.
Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie
They were fucked this game with the way he played. If he even played 80% the game looks very different
36 hours, not great
A Pizza delivery driver definitely did this
The driver”s name? Hico Narrison.
He was just trying to prove how much of a fat slob Luka is, getting sick was just a coincidence.
If I’m vomiting there’s no way in Hell I’m playing basketball good lord.
I strangely feel great after I vomit (total jinx I haven’t fully thrown up in 2-3 years)
yeah thats the endorphin response from your body, but it only lasts a couple minutes and then you’re back to feeling like shit
I too have a similar record … it’s due
I haven’t thrown up in 13*
I’m not even sure it’s possible to anymore lol
I didn’t for over 20 years. Then it happened. Never say never!
Vomit free since 23’
I’m at 8 years. Right around the time Kendrick dropped Damn.
Ate some bad nachos :(
People can’t make up their minds whether they want players to suck it up and play or to take a day off
Depends on who they bet on that day i guess
Players are btiches if they sit out a game becuase of illness/injury and also egoistical pricks holding their team back if they play unfit
If this were embiid the sub would be saying it’s another excuse
It showed
He still had some circus shots, which is even more ridiculous
That wing 3 pointer in the 4th over Randle was insanely difficult
I said, “I love Luka but that shit is not going-“ then he made it and cut me off lmao
Nothing like a Thursday night bar crawl for Luka
exactly my first thought lol
believe it or not things CAN get crazy in minneapolis
he’s trying to infect our team
Luka did see Jimmy Butler give the Mavs an illness comparable to the bubonic plague at the beginning of the season. Now Luka will be the one getting everyone on another team sick
Luka “patient 0” Doncic
Gobert then said he wanted to add Luka to his list of players to workout with this summer.
then why play him bro
Lakers are a 5 man rotation, no choice
Nobody wants to see 25 minutes of Jaxson Hayes
That’s 300% more minutes than the time it takes him to get 6 fouls
yeah was talking about it in Lakers sub, if Luka doesn’t play we’ll be forced to play bronny because Vando and Hayes will be fouled out haha
hell even DFS was in foul trouble
What about Bronny James?
TF you on, I do
I disagree
I do!
He’s the best player on the team lol
Not tonight
and he’s puking
Infect the enemy. Rudy is a known spreader.
Honestly it’s not great to use the L word for such a talented offensive player but I think Luka was a liability today.
His defence is already terrible but keeping him on the court when he’s sick made him such an easy opponent to pick on. Wolves basically had anything they wanted if Luka was up top. If someone else had those minutes the Lakers would’ve gotten a lot more stops.
He was 100% a liability. His defense was an anchor on the team defense, and he wasn’t able to reliably generate good looks for himself or others on the other end.
It also doesn’t help that the Lakers have like 5 decent NBA players so they kind of have to play Luka big minutes.
Quick turnaround to Sunday afternoon too
Sadly lakers bench(and hayes) is so shit Luka at 20% is better than those bums just by existing and having to be guarded.
Puka Doncic got a nice ring to it.
And that’s what they are after.
Best way to make the Wolves sick for the next game.
Lol.
Puka
…Donsick
Nacua
*Proceeds to play Luka 40 min
I mean he had to, we have no depth
wolves really cursed the man. FML
If T wolves players gets the shits and vomits, we know who to blame
The long con
I bet he finds out more vomiting happened at half time.
Ozempic side effect
dose is too high, you have to start low first 2 months
Hope that doesn’t spread across both teams
You hope just the Lakers eh? Lmfao
As someone who wanted the lakers to win, yeah. JJ wanted to lose the game putting Luka in or even keeping him after the second half. Horrendous coaching decision let alone pretty selfish to expose Luka to everybody
Poor guy
Yeah thats horrible
Wolves should file an OSHA complaint with the league.
Lakers are knowingly putting an infectious person on a court with other NBA employees.
Butler did it and took out half the Mavs roster earlier this season
If he was that sick he shouldn’t have played. Dude was straight negative for Lakers on the court. Can’t believe the Lakers didn’t bench him.
For who lmao? Hayes is straight up unplayable. Vando might somehow be even more of a liability on offense. Thats already down to like a 6 man rotation with Luka there
Vincent could’ve gotten a bigger run
Yes in theory, but whoever they spread his 40 min to are probably even more of a negative
The real Flu Game.
Luka must be the best player I’ve ever seen, because he never has bad games without a reason.
He’s always playing through an injury or sick whenever he plays like crap.
Too much hotdishes
Nico made him bulimic with all that fat shaming
What running does to a fat guy.
He should probably stop drinking
He’s no Jordan
Too many beers
Bio-Weapon Luka Doncic
Did he order pizza from a TWolves fan?
Probably got a juicy lucy from the 5-8 Club instead of a Jucy Lucy from Matt’s Bar.
If I had a nickel every time a lakers star got food poisoning playing a road game….I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot….but you know.
Luka just trying to trim weight for a 7 game series
Stop eating. That’ll help.
Doesn’t matter, the whole team sucks anyways they aren’t winning the series even with a healthy Luka
Esports teams got their own personal chefs, NBA players should too
/s
I’m genuinely curious why he wasn’t given an IV drip? I’ve had Bali belly (chronic diahorea/vomitting to the point your throat is ripped) and the anti nausea drip plus whatever else had me back to baseline within an hour
Is there any information that says that they didn’t? The fact that he was out there makes me think they brought out the big guns.
Pizza Gate 2.0
Mask up to stop the spread
Norovirus is a bitch
Need to find out where the Lakers are planning to eat tomorrow …
W coach defense
Rudy out here getting everyone sick again
he’s injured all playoffs last season (his fans said it though), but still produced
maybe his team back then helps and cover him a lot?
Hey my 8 year old and 5 year old barfed today, I just barfed like 40 minutes ago. Must be some barfing going around.
One too many Arnie palmers
He’ll be fine after a pint of beer trust me
Somebody not sleeping again 2nite lol
I feel this
Had the same last week. Your body has no energy then. Speedy recovery to Luka
The new season of Overwatch dropped.
Nico sleeping good thing I bet
Nico: see y’all
Another injury/sickness for Luka in the playoffs. Seems he has something every game
All I’m hearing is excuses. Jordan had 38 7 & 5 in his flu game.
Did he eat the pizza?
It’s because he ate too much cake and the sugar caused him to get sick. Nico was right
Not making excuses for the loss next game,let’s keep grinding! Let’s go Lakers!
Who stink palmed him?
So he IS a booze hound? I didn’t believe it honestly
poor pookie :(
Puka Toncic
Maybe if Luka ate healthier he wouldn’t have been vomiting all afternoon. That’s why the Mavs traded him. /s
Also, fuck Nico Harrison.
Lololol
Luka is now part of the LeXcuses Club.
Luka just infected the whole twolves team. Hope they can call up their g leaguers
Nah, he played like a gentleman, with distance on defence. All good.
He looked normal on defense tonight tho
Lebron really needs to get Luka on his diet and nutrients
Hope he gets healthy after game 5
Another playoff game where something is wrong with Luka….who would’ve thought???
So he doesn’t have the Jordan “Flu Game” mentality.
Rudy put his fingers all over Luka’s food.
Are Podziemski and Luka secretly doing it?
Shit, I’m betting the house on the Lakers. Luka’s about to have a ‘flu’ game!
too much sausage beer and cheese for fatboy the midwest strikes again
The bellyache heard ‘round the world.
Playoffs ball baby. We poisoning the wells now lol
Nico fist pumps quietly
Hungover from all the beer I bet
Somehow this was Lu Dort’s fault.