[Injury] Lebron appears to have pain moving his abdominals after collision with Kuminga
Stephen A writing down notes to look for digs to the body
“as a father, I BEG you, LeBron James, I BEG you to stop getting hurt. For your family, FAMILY, please”
Stephen A will be a mod on here by the fall, might want to delete this
🌎👨🚀🔫
I thought he got shot with the way he was lying there. Then just pops up a minute later like a damn zombie.
That’s how I feel when I get the wind knocked out of me lol
Can’t move. I’m dying.
Ok, I’m fine guys.
It’s amazing how often soccer players get the wind knocked out of them during a game.
In college the same dude on my in soccer team has it happen three times in one season. First time he (and everyone except me it seems because it had happened to me before) actually thought he was dying . By the third time we were just like, fuckin’ Andre again with this?
He saw his double digit point streak flash right before his eyes and gained maximum strength
Ja Morant tried to take him down and it didn’t work lol
I’m gonna say he got a bad cramp.
If one hits you at the wrong spot/time you’ll swear you must’ve torn a muscle.
Exactly. One time right in the middle of a rather long and intense sex session (she usually likes it quick and dirty) I got a cramp and thought I was dying. Thankfully OPs mom got me some water and let me rest for a few.
Or an elbow to the liver. That’ll drop anyone.
Yep. On par with getting hit in the balls in terms of debilitating pain, at least in my experience.
Least dramatic LeBron “injury”
like when Yamcha died
Bro this is his signature move
Like when he kneed Brown in the back and pretended his own knee exploded into thousand pieces (no offensive foul either).
He died. Then he was okay.
Lesurrection!
Probably got the wind knocked out of him. Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s bruising
Saw three rims for a second there
It’s actually wild he’s done that for 22 seasons and been fine almost every time. Like Goku taking a beating and saying he’s just having fun
He loves the attention
About par for the course
No way he was gonna end the double digit streak. Indestructible till he hits 10 points essentially
I’ve had a theory that LeBron had a basketball variant go wolverine’s healing mutation. He tore enough obliques to end Major League Baseball in that fall, but just laid there until he healed. He’s done it before.
Sounds like LeBron, just tighten his belt real tight and get back up.
he’s very theatrical, LeShakespeare
Stray bullets from gunhappy Ja Morant
He just remembered Stephen A preparing to take shots at him on national tv
LeTummyAche
Bron owns the trademark for tummy ache survivor. Jordan would never
Jordan would just be hungover/poisoned by the Jazz/have the flu instead.
Jordan wouldn’t be able to handle the 2014 cramps
Jordan would have not lost in 5
he gets swept instead
Bring out the wheelchair!
He shat!
LeBubbleGuts
Wind knocked out of him
That or leNutsack
Someone fouled lil lil bronny?
That’s absolutely what it looks like. That shit will put you down for a second and then you’re fine
Crazy how often LeBron has the wind knocked out of him
He’s so dramatic lol
I boxed for a long time and there’s literally nothing like taking a shot that knocks the wind out of you. Shit saps your life force for awhile. Crazy that Lebron went on to hang 33.
From what hit? It looks like he’s flopping hard as shit and barely got bumped.
He ran into Kuminga’s elbow. Probably mid breath and hit around the area of the liver. Not Kuminga’s fault, was an accident. And of course, LeThespian likely brought it up a notch.
That’s the LeBron
LeBron went full LeFreightTrain on Kuminga and immediately got intimate with the ground. Kuminga stronk.
Kuminga probably did some Kung Fu Panda style momentum transfer move to redirect that collision back to LeBron
Say Tai-chi
Nah pretty sure bron copped an elbow. Maybe to the liver the way he dropped.
Lmao that shit hurts. I got hit by a bicycle and the handle bar went directly into my liver. I legit thought I was dying, no joke. It felt like a mixture of getting hit in the balls, puking from food poisoning and getting a concussion all at the same time. It’s not even like the liver specifically that hurts… your whole body just shuts down
Until this thread, I was not aware I had this vulnerability.
Looked like JKs hip did most of the damage tbh
Used to call that the Civoneciva special - league player who had a knack for having tacklers concuss themselves on his hip.
Didn’t even really do anything to cause it, just had giant hard hip bones. I think he had like half a dozen players in his career take a dirt nap from trying to stop him.
damn, league of legends is more hardcore than I remember it being
just needs to tighten his shoelaces corset, and he’ll be fine!
LERenaissance
The corset contest
LeBron runs full speed into Kuminga and no call. Alright
Surprised Luca didnt Jedi the refs into a call
I’m surprised Luca didn’t fall over in pain too.
I’m surprised you both spelled Luka wrong.
It’s Loukaugh
Lol and Lakers fans in the game thread were up in arms saying kuminga “hip checked” LeBron 😂
Don’t forget they were immediately saying how dirty Draymond was
Same guy who said that his teammates are surprised at the amount of no calls he gets……yet never gets called for lowering his shoulder and barreling into other players constantly.
I was so surprised and they didn’t call hard tech on Luka kicking podz and pushing him. But Luka flopping gets the attention of refs
Clear offensive foul that didn’t get called
Imagine if Draymond did this
In the game thread, as soon as they showed LeBron on the ground, there were dozens of posts immediately blaming Draymond for doing something dirty lol
To lebron
I don’t want him or any player to get hurt but how many times have we seen this. Bron acts like he’s gotten shot but miraculously he’s FINE!
No way he’s not doing this to jack up the crowd, media and Laker fans.
This guy is some people’s GOAT somehow
hurt himself
yeh
The dream of AD is alive in Los Angeles
Bron so dramatic
LeShakespeare is putting on a show for you uncultured swine
*lebron runs into kuminga*
luka complaining
Did he tear his wiener?
Waiting on MRIs to confirm
They came back.. He don’t got one
It’s a girl!
Confirmed torn labrum–the middle part of your wiener.
Dude is a terrible actor
Na he got hurt in the pussy
LeFlop is at it again
he bout to tie them shoes up tight as fuck. classic game incoming
Dirty play on Draymond! No wait dirty play on Kuminga! No wait…
Dirty play on…the floor! Someone! Freethrows to Bron!
Never beating the cry baby allegations
I’ve seen him make that move too many times. 100% faking it.
LeBreathless
If this pussy ever actually gets hurt; no one will take it seriously.
Oscars coming up.
So dramatic
LeOscarWinner
Never seen Jordan laying around like a bum
Only time we ever saw Jordan laying on the ground was after winning a championship on Father’s Day after his dad died
LeBadActor
Rodman would make him retire
Lol. 100% pitchforks were up for Draymond in the game thread even before the replay was up.
Grabbed the trainers hand like he was on his way out lmao
Grabbing the hand like he’s about to give birth.
Grabbing the hand like he’s giving birth.
Weird way to say he got the wind knocked out of him
LeOscar goes to
Let me guess. He comes back and he’s fine?
There’s your GOAT right there, ladies and gentlemen. 😂
He’s such a 🤡!!
Lebron decides to full sprint off ball into a stationary Kuminga thats not even marking him. Falls on the floor writhing in pain and disrupting the game. Luka throwing up his hands calling for the foul. 5 mins later he’s back on the floor.
Classic Lebron and the Lakers.
LeBS
Absolute cinema
LeActor
This guy should wear any number except 23. Disgrace.
LeKing of Flop
LeFlop LeCrybaby
Needs some LeFibre
Weakest fucking attempt of sitting out the rest of the regular season. I call bs
Looks like he hit kuminga and flopped.
That man took nap on the floor during a NBA game on everybody’s time. Turns out, NOT dead
This being labeled injury, when he’s being so extra slapping the floor and is back 3 min later is so ridiculous man
Maybe if LeBron didn’t act like a 2 year old anytime someone makes contact with him more people would respect his game!
Lebron ran right into kuminga and luka -still- wants a call lol
So dramatic lol kuminga must be built like steel
“I prayed for this and it happened.”
-Stephen A probably
Watched a hockey player take a puck straight to the face and get up quicker lol
LeHernia
LeYamcha
Kuminga wasn’t even looking at him lol. Any other player gets called for that and Dray would’ve gotten a tech.
It’s like the boy that cried wolf. LeBron is always complaining or crying about something so when he goes actually have some pain….who tf believes him?
There he goes again overselling fouls again. Hey guys stop the game can’t you see me, the king, on the ground? I’ll stay down here until you stop the game
He’s so fake, always flops
The acting job is next level. And only time Luka puts his arms up on defense is when he’s complaining.
I’m a football player!
Lebron is too big to be this damn soft.. Pause!!
LePain is real
Bra getting those pre injuries ready for an upcoming game he about sit out. 🤦🏾♂️…
LeBron showing what it’s like getting out of bed in your 40s.
LeOscar
Ley bee-yotch and his fake pain.
man I can’t believe he’s back in the game
LeDead
Took a hit from Ja’s strays
Steph walking past giggling in the first shot 😂
But he can handle the physicality of the 80’s and 90’s…
He flop so much, hard to know when he’s really hurting or not
Leflop
For as big as the dude is. He’s a pussy
Same groin abdominal right
HE’S BACK!!!!
LeBron is such a showman lol
Im surprised draymond didnt lift his king up
Bronify the Kuminga diss track RIGHT NOW
Did he take a liver shot? That’ll put you down in a hurry and you won’t get up for a bit.
Lesurrection
Someone build him a ramp
Is that Reeves clapping in Curry’s face on defence?
Maybe post the clip that includes the play at normal speed and not just LeBron rolling around for 2 minutes
“And he hasn’t moved since” bro literally kicking and squirming on the ground
LeFlop. He should play soccer.
F’allon D’Floor nominee
What is this title
LeBroken
LeKidney
Seems like lakers might be cooked if they face the warriors in the first round
The title of this post sound weird af or is it just me
I will kill myself
LeFoodPoisoning
Kuminga hurts basically anyone foolish enough to touch him, has been true since his rookie year. He’s made of vibranium
I’ve seen people shot cry less than this.
I’m so tired of the Ledrama. You did your thing, your one of the nba goats. Take your billion dollars and go live happily ever after. I’m sick of hearing your name. So much great young talent who’s time is now, being overshadowed by this guy
Man, the way he was laying I thought he was gonna have to be carted off
Very odd that the clip starts when he’s already down and not before.
“What does he want, a cookie?” - Kobe
Proceeds to be just fine.
LeAgony
This could be any foul out non foul on lebron. Are we posting normal plays now?
No cap where the team at!!!! This shit crazy af!!
he has pain in the puzzy
Maybe LeBron just needs to poop mid game. Because he came back to play.
Oh no call 911
Foot injury that seems to pop up every once in a while, hamstring injury, abdominal pain from collision, Luka not shooting well…….bro is getting all of his excuses lined up for that playoff exit.
Looks like he got hit in the le’nuts
“Hasn’t moved one bit” - meanwhile he’s literally smacking the court 😭